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  • Jess Sussed You
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2010
    • 8

    #1

    God? He was just an alien.

    I am a very happy and proud atheist/humanist, who beleives life is for living while we are alive, not for the day we die.

    Disgusting disrespect for human life, homophobia, racism, as shown on these forums in the same sentence as 'god' makes about as much sense as believeing blood can come from stone, mind you, on this forum I suppose people do really believe blood can come out of stones.

    The only way to live a good life, is to live that said like for YOU, do what YOU want, not what some supernatural entity and a made up storybook fairy story (the bible) tells you to.

    If you're going to believe in god as a supernatural being, then you must also believe that Casper the friendly ghost is real, that deers & bunnies talk and that Jack really did throw some magic beans out of the window that grew a beanstalk up to the giant's castle.

    The bible is a very primitive urban legend, a few men got together, probably got drunk, and told a story, which got written down, then elaborated on over a few generations. Then you get the supernatural story of a man called Jesus, an ordanary man, who suddenly spoke to god on top of a mountain!

    Another far more believeable theory is that of anceint astronauts, visitors from billions of lightyears away, landing on Earth in a time before technology, in a time of basic thought and superstition, and the 'god' that jesus talked to was infact an alien, come to earth to jumpstart mankind by implanting some of their DNA with that of existant homo erectus apes. 'Aliens' billions of lightyears more advanced than Earth, landing here from the skies, could very well be perceived as 'god' by people who knew nothing of the skies, had no means of communication par scripture & voice, and had not conceived the idea that life could exist even across the ocean, nevermind the universe!


    Your horrid forum, which supports rape, violence, repression of women, homophobia, suppression of free speech, racism, religious hatred, scientific misinfomation, child abuse, and the blaightant disregard and disrespect for human lives, is for the best part, something straight from the bowels of HELL. I bet Satan is rubbing his none existant hands together and giggling at the fact so many of you follow his morals!

    Well, wish me a happy trip to the none existant fairytale land of hell, I wish your cult a merry madeupstorymass!
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #2
    Re: God? He was just an alien.

    Originally posted by Jess Sussed You View Post
    Another far more believeable theory is that of anceint astronauts, visitors from billions of lightyears away, landing on Earth in a time before technology, in a time of basic thought and superstition, and the 'god' that jesus talked to was infact an alien, come to earth to jumpstart mankind by implanting some of their DNA with that of existant homo erectus apes.
    You clearly watch way too much television. You no doubt also believe in witchcraft? Stop wasting your life and start praying friend. It's not too late yet.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: God? He was just an alien.

      Originally posted by Jess Sussed You View Post
      Nonsense deleted
      Welcome. I'm pleased you came here to seek Jesus

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Jess Sussed You
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Dec 2010
        • 8

        #4
        Re: God? He was just an alien.

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        You clearly watch way too much television. You no doubt also believe in witchcraft? Stop wasting your life and start praying friend. It's not too late yet.
        HAHA straight from the mouth of someone who lives his life by the words of a fucking FAIRYTALE.

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        • Hubert Hope
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          Perverted Gay Porn Poster
          Degenerate pervert who tried to kiss our butts to become a TC and failed miserably.
          • Nov 2010
          • 172

          #5
          Re: God? He was just an alien.

          Originally posted by Jess Sussed You View Post
          HAHA straight from the mouth of someone who lives his life by the words of a piffleing FAIRYTALE.
          Why are you filled with hate & anger? were you sodomized when you were a boy?

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          • Mrs. Rogers
            compassion personified
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2692

            #6
            Re: God? He was just an alien.

            Originally posted by Jess Sussed You View Post
            HAHA straight from the mouth of someone who lives his life by the words of a piffleing FAIRYTALE.
            There are no fairies in the Bible, son. Angels, but no fairies. You know, angels are mighty creatures, messengers of GOD. Marvellous stuff!
            True Christians are Perfect!

            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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            • Jess Sussed You
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2010
              • 8

              #7
              Re: God? He was just an alien.

              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
              There are no fairies in the Bible, son. Angels, but no fairies. You know, angels are mighty creatures, messengers of GOD. Marvellous stuff!
              Angels, faries, whatever, all wonderful FICTIONAL creatures. I wish they were real, then I'd buy myself a shotgun & take pot shots at them, but sadly they're no more real than the f*ucking tooth fairy, probably known as the 'tooth angel' on here.

              You call out other faiths as false and cults, but the utter s*hit on this forum is WORSE then the KKK, WORSE than muslim extremism, WORSE than Charlie Manson even, even most mass murderers would not condone the sort of things mentioned here!!!!!

              Anyone who condones rape, child abuse, murder, or ANY heinous crime against the person for sexuality or being a victime of crime deserves to go to HELL. Yes HELL, if HELL exists, which it does not, but if it did, that's where god would place those on this forum.

              So what if someone likes it up the a*ss or in the mouth or in the ear or up their nose, that's THEIR choice and rape cults such as this one, if they don't like it, should stay the HELL out of their lives.

              I bet most people here turn this forum off, then load up www.pornhub.com and have a right old squirt.

              Ok, I'm going to go to the pub at the weekend, drink WAY too much, find some sad old prophet sat at the bar, and I'm going to tell him a story about zilchdoodle the son of Gronk, who is on earth to spread the word about his dad Milky McMilkerson, who sent him to Earth through a virgin's fannyflaps to spread the good word about dairy products. Then hopefully my drunken prophet friend will meet another drunken prophet, who will then pass the word of zilchdoodle on to other drunks, those drunks leave the bar and hopefully spead the word on & on, then in a few thousand years time, my make beleif spirit will float over a huge statue of zilchdoodle while the masses kneel at it's foot, zilchdoodle, THE SON OF GOD!

              When you spread hate, expect hate back.

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              • Jess Sussed You
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2010
                • 8

                #8
                Re: God? He was just an alien.

                Originally posted by Jess Sussed You View Post
                Angels, faries, whatever, all wonderful real creatures. I wish they were real, then I'd buy myself a shotgun & take pot shots at them, but sadly they're no more real than the f*ucking tooth fairy, probably known as the 'tooth angel' on here.

                You call out other faiths as false and cults, but the utter s*hit on this forum is WORSE then the KKK, WORSE than muslim extremism, WORSE than Charlie Manson even, even most mass murderers would not condone the sort of things mentioned here!!!!!

                Anyone who condones rape, child abuse, murder, or ANY heinous crime against the person for sexuality or being a victime of crime deserves to go to HELL. Yes HELL, if HELL exists, which it does not, but if it did, that's where god would place those on this forum.

                So what if someone likes it up the a*ss or in the mouth or in the ear or up their nose, that's THEIR choice and rape cults such as this one, if they don't like it, should stay the HELL out of their lives.

                I bet most people here turn this forum off, then load up www.pornhub.com and have a right old squirt.

                Ok, I'm going to go to the pub at the weekend, drink WAY too much, find some sad old prophet sat at the bar, and I'm going to tell him a story about zilchdoodle the son of Gronk McMilkerson, who is on earth to spread the word about his dad Gronk McMilkerson, who sent him to Earth through a virgin's fannyflaps to spread the good word about dairy products. Then hopefully my drunken prophet friend will meet another drunken prophet, who will then pass the word of zilchdoodle on to other drunks, those drunks leave the bar and hopefully spead the word on & on, then in a few thousand years time, my make beleif spirit will float over a huge statue of zilchdoodle while the masses kneel at it's foot, zilchdoodle, THE SON OF GOD!

                When you spread hate, expect hate back.

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                • Johannes Kirkeholm
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 395

                  #9
                  Re: God? He was just an alien.

                  Originally posted by Jess Sussed You View Post
                  Another far more believeable theory is that of anceint astronauts, visitors from billions of lightyears away, landing on Earth in a time before technology, in a time of basic thought and superstition, and the 'god' that jesus talked to was infact an alien, come to earth to jumpstart mankind by implanting some of their DNA with that of existant homo erectus apes. 'Aliens' billions of lightyears more advanced than Earth, landing here from the skies, could very well be perceived as 'god' by people who knew nothing of the skies, had no means of communication par scripture & voice, and had not conceived the idea that life could exist even across the ocean, nevermind the universe!
                  LOL! Never have I heard such nonesense before! How can you believe this stuff? You think aliens came here and sodomized monkeys to make humans? You are one silly atheist! You seriously need to learn something about critical thinking! If you can believe this stuff anybody would be able to fool you into believing crazy things. How did you come up with this idea? Do you smoke pot or something?

                  Your horrid forum, which supports rape, violence, repression of women, homophobia, suppression of free speech, racism, religious hatred, scientific misinfomation, child abuse, and the blaightant disregard and disrespect for human lives, is for the best part, something straight from the bowels of HELL. I bet Satan is rubbing his none existant hands together and giggling at the fact so many of you follow his morals!
                  We follow God's morals. Our opinions are based directly on Scripture and therefore our opinions are the same as God's.
                  To the atheists:

                  To the false christians:

                  Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                  Hosea 13:16
                  Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                  • MegaAdam
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 1

                    #10
                    Re: God? He was just an alien.

                    I still think God was Black like hendrix

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                    • Jess Sussed You
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: God? He was just an alien.

                      Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                      LOL! Never have I heard such nonesense before! How can you believe this stuff? You think aliens came here and sodomized monkeys to make humans? You are one silly atheist! You seriously need to learn something about critical thinking! If you can believe this stuff anybody would be able to fool you into believing crazy things. How did you come up with this idea? Do you smoke pot or something?



                      We follow God's morals. Our opinions are based directly on Scripture and therefore our opinions are the same as God's.
                      POT smokers are awesome people who live at PEACE with themselves and the Earth, POT smokers have a damn sight more respect for their fellow f*ucking humans than 'people' on this forum do. Have you ever done DRUGS? oh only the safe addictive ones your doctor gives you, they're alright.

                      I also noticed I am 'under investigation', since when did homophobic rape cults get investigative powers?

                      This f*ucking 'scripture' you bleat on about is NOTHING more than a few poxy words on a decated bit of papyrus. Any story can be misinterpreted, but the bible takes the p*iss, I laugh at people who's lives are totaly overcome by the morbidity of death, demons, hell, fu*cking raping women, telling women they should marry their rapist, GOD IS NOT REAL.

                      If you want to recover from these delusions, there is help out there, it's called psychiatry, psychology, these doctors have therapies and medications designed to help free people from delusions & voices in their heads.

                      Hey, here's a thought, perhaps Jesus was actualy a paranoid skitzophrenic, who had serious halucinations & audiatory halucinations of 'god' telling him to do things? Like the same voices that tell genuinly mentally ill people to kill people and jump off buildings? Being a bygone time, far from our world of medicine and technology, nobody would have known of these illnesses, so it would have been passed off with superstition and supernatural explanations.

                      Religious delusions are nothing more. In a way I feel sorry for you all, you're sick people who need medical help. Call 911 or 999 or whatever your emergency number is, go to the hospital, doctors are not orgres, they can HELP you to live a normal life, free from all this deluded bull*shit.

                      Jesus didn't die for you, he died because some Roman HEROS saw what a screwed up man he was and they took pity on him by nailing him to that cross.

                      Don't be afraid to get help, and get out of this awful lifestyle, live your life, see places, meet people, and worry about death the day it comes to you. I for one am NOT about to let a storybook control me, or my family. If I ever come across anyone like you lot in real life, I will be calling you an ambulance.

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                      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2193

                        #12
                        Re: God? He was just an alien.

                        Originally posted by Jess Sussed You View Post
                        POT smokers are awesome people who live at PEACE with themselves and the Earth, POT smokers have a damn sight more respect for their fellow f*ucking humans than 'people' on this forum do. Have you ever done DRUGS? oh only the safe addictive ones your doctor gives you, they're alright.

                        I also noticed I am 'under investigation', since when did homophobic rape cults get investigative powers?

                        This f*ucking 'scripture' you bleat on about is NOTHING more than a few poxy words on a decated bit of papyrus. Any story can be misinterpreted, but the bible takes the p*iss, I laugh at people who's lives are totaly overcome by the morbidity of death, demons, hell, fu*cking raping women, telling women they should marry their rapist, GOD IS NOT REAL.

                        If you want to recover from these delusions, there is help out there, it's called psychiatry, psychology, these doctors have therapies and medications designed to help free people from delusions & voices in their heads.

                        Hey, here's a thought, perhaps Jesus was actualy a paranoid skitzophrenic, who had serious halucinations & audiatory halucinations of 'god' telling him to do things? Like the same voices that tell genuinly mentally ill people to kill people and jump off buildings? Being a bygone time, far from our world of medicine and technology, nobody would have known of these illnesses, so it would have been passed off with superstition and supernatural explanations.

                        Religious delusions are nothing more. In a way I feel sorry for you all, you're sick people who need medical help. Call 911 or 999 or whatever your emergency number is, go to the hospital, doctors are not orgres, they can HELP you to live a normal life, free from all this deluded bull*shit.

                        Jesus didn't die for you, he died because some Roman HEROS saw what a screwed up man he was and they took pity on him by nailing him to that cross.

                        Don't be afraid to get help, and get out of this awful lifestyle, live your life, see places, meet people, and worry about death the day it comes to you. I for one am NOT about to let a storybook control me, or my family. If I ever come across anyone like you lot in real life, I will be calling you an ambulance.

                        Thank you for your persecution. It shows our Righteousness 'friend', but even so, I think you're generalising rather flippantly.


                        Are you from Belgium?


                        YIC McUinnean of that Ilk.

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                        • Unfalsifiable
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 836

                          #13
                          Re: God? He was just an alien.

                          I don't understand it when Atheists call God's Holy Bible a "fairytale". You see, a lot of the Bible is history, like any other history text. Not all of it is prophecy and the suchlike.

                          They are basically calling history a fairytale, how silly!
                          READ THE BIBLE

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                          • Jess Sussed You
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 8

                            #14
                            Re: God? He was just an alien.

                            Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                            I don't understand it when Atheists call God's Holy Bible a "fairytale". You see, a lot of the Bible is history, like any other history text. Not all of it is prophecy and the suchlike.

                            They are basically calling history a fairytale, how silly!
                            The book, the OBJECT may have existed just like a table or chair or a clay urn, but the supernatural yadda did NOT. God does not exist, Jesus MIGHT have existed as a mere human, perhaps a mere human with a mental illness that made him see things and hear things that were not real.

                            To someone with skitzophrenia, their delusions ARE REAL, they are wrapped up in this world, where the voices in their head are there, they are talking to them, they are seeing things because the illness makes them halucinate. In a time where mental illness simply did not exist, a man with skitzophrenia would have been seen as a prophet, and his delusions widely believed to be fact. When a Skitzophrenic man writes a book and other impressionables read it, well that's just the beginning.

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                            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                              Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2193

                              #15
                              Re: God? He was just an alien.

                              Schizophrenia.

                              Thank you.

                              YIC McUinnean of that Ilk.

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