I'm a refugee in china

[Christian Refugee]

Hello, I am a missionary that went to China last year, but, as you know, in China the chinese aren't tolerant of christian(because they are all pagans) and I was there preaching with my group when the Chinese military came and started shooting to us. I was the only survivor, they killed all of my fellow christian friends. I escaped after the slaughter to a small town where I continue doing what God decided for me. I lost all my stuff, including my Bible, they burned it. I was able to get a notebook and I tried to ask for some help, but all the American webpage are censored, and all the christian bible are censored too. I haven't read a Bible for 14 months. This is the inly christian webpage that I could connect with without having a "Impure christian marketing recluting" message from the Chinesse goverment.

The only bible chapter that I remember is Ezekiel 25.17 from the Pulp Fiction CD.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

How many sons do you have?

[silverspirit2001]

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Me thinks you are a false Christian

"[Forasmuch as ye are] manifestly declared to be the epistle of Christ ministered by us, written not with ink, but with the Spirit of the living God; not in tables of stone, but in fleshy tables of the heart." 2 Corinthians 3:3


Get behind me Satan.

[Christian Refugee]

Re: I'm a refugee in china

Welcome to our friendly forum!

How many sons do you have?

I had three sons, they were in the slaughter, now I hope that two of them are with God(I know that one was impure of thought)

[Bob4God]

Re: I'm a refugee in china

Don't take any pets to China, they'll end up in a stew.

[James Dewitt]

Re: I'm a refugee in china

Hello, I am a missionary that went to China last year, but, as you know, in China the chinese aren't tolerant of christian(because they are all pagans) and I was there preaching with my group when the Chinese military came and started shooting to us. I was the only survivor, they killed all of my fellow christian friends. I escaped after the slaughter to a small town where I continue doing what God decided for me. I lost all my stuff, including my Bible, they burned it. I was able to get a notebook and I tried to ask for some help, but all the American webpage are censored, and all the christian bible are censored too. I haven't read a Bible for 14 months. This is the inly christian webpage that I could connect with without having a "Impure christian marketing recluting" message from the Chinesse goverment.

The only bible chapter that I remember is Ezekiel 25.17 from the Pulp Fiction CD.

Wow that's terrible, I am in Hong Kong on business as we speak. The slopes don't give me to much trouble. Could be due to the fact that I can shut down a couple of factories. Have you tried to bribe your way out?

[Christian Refugee]

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Wow that's terrible, I am in Hong Kong on business as we speak. The slopes don't give me to much trouble. Could be due to the fact that I can shut down a couple of factories. Have you tried to bribe your way out?

They don't know how to use the dollar.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I'm a refugee in china

Hello, I am a missionary that went to China last year, but, as you know, in China the chinese aren't tolerant of christian(because they are all pagans) and I was there preaching with my group when the Chinese military came and started shooting to us. I was the only survivor, they killed all of my fellow christian friends. I escaped after the slaughter to a small town where I continue doing what God decided for me. I lost all my stuff, including my Bible, they burned it. I was able to get a notebook and I tried to ask for some help, but all the American webpage are censored, and all the christian bible are censored too. I haven't read a Bible for 14 months. This is the inly christian webpage that I could connect with without having a "Impure christian marketing recluting" message from the Chinesse goverment.

The only bible chapter that I remember is Ezekiel 25.17 from the Pulp Fiction CD.

As you are quoting from KJV 1900 and not 1611, to which church do you belong? As I see it, God could be using the Slants as tools to rid the world of false Christians or they could be persecuting you.

[Christian Refugee]

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As you are quoting from KJV 1900 and not 1611, to which church do you belong? As I see it, God could be using the Slants as tools to rid the world of false Christians or they could be persecuting you.

I said that it was the only thing of the Bible that I could listen because it was a song from Pulp Fiction.

I used to belong to the Missionary Church of Our Lady but it was burned by the Chinesse military.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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The only bible chapter that I remember is Ezekiel 25.17 from the Pulp Fiction CD.

Guess you're not much of a missionary. Landover's missionaries have to demonstrate complete Biblical knowledge from memory. And they know the difference between a chapter and a verse.

I said that it was the only thing of the Bible that I could listen because it was a song from Pulp Fiction.

And why exactly would a Christian be listening to songs from a movie starring $cientologist John Revolta, and promoting homosexuality and Quentin Tarantino?

I used to belong to the Missionary Church of Our Lady but it was burned by the Chinesse military.

Our Lady? Oh, so you're a Catholic, not a Christian.

No wonder you don't remember the Bible. Catholics don't read it, they just do what the Vatican tells them . . . pray to dead people, worship crackers, rape children, etc.

I suppose you want money, right? A healthy donation to your bank account to help you get out of China, or build a chapel where you can magically transform crackers and wine into flesh and blood?

Have you tried praying to "your lady"? How's praying to a dead woman working out for you, Papist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I spend lots of time over in the slope countries spreading the Good News about Jesus. I've never seen you there.

[Sister Kitty]

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They don't know how to use the dollar.

Of course they do, simpleton. They trade tons of mass-produced cheap crap for dollars. And then they give all those dollars back to us so we can buy more cheap crap from them. Very strange, but it seems to work for them.

[Christian Refugee]

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And why exactly would a Christian be listening to songs from a movie starring $cientologist John Revolta, and promoting homosexuality and Quentin Tarantino?

When I escaped from the military I only had time to grab two bags, one of them belonged to one of my sons(the impure one) so that's why I got that CD.

Our Lady? Oh, so you're a Catholic, not a Christian.

I'm sorry I didn't explain the situation properly, the Church belonged to some catholics that ran when they heard about the military, the Church was abandoned for some months and we decided to use it. We were in the procces of changing the name but we never had time to decide or do it. But now is too late...

I suppose you want money, right? A healthy donation to your bank account to help you get out of China, or build a chapel where you can magically transform crackers and wine into flesh and blood?

No, if I receibe money through internet it would be too obvious and the chinesse military would find me. Also, the money isn't important, more people that offer to come and help would be more useful that money itself.

[Christian Refugee]

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Of course they do, simpleton. They trade tons of mass-produced cheap crap for dollars. And then they give all those dollars back to us so we can buy more cheap crap from them. Very strange, but it seems to work for them.

I'm in a small town, not in a big city.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Why are you bothering us with your chink problems?

I'm in a small town, not in a big city.