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  • TheShepherdsTrainer
    Unsaved trash
    • Dec 2010
    • 4

    #1

    New here

    Well I recently singned up on here
    Although I'm not really convinced there is a god, I'm hoping this site can show me otherwise

    I'm very open to any sort of input and I'm willing to let myself be educated in the way of the lord...
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #2
    Re: New here

    Well, that's pretty easy. You are here aren't you? Who do you think gave you life and dominion over the beasts of the field and all herbage that is around you? Who will look after you if you are poor and hungry? Who will cure disease and give you eternal Life?


    PS Do shepherds still need training?
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    • TheShepherdsTrainer
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      • Dec 2010
      • 4

      #3
      Re: New here

      Who do you think gave you life and dominion over the beasts of the field and all herbage that is around you? My parents and weapons
      Who will look after you if you are poor and hungry? Government
      Who will cure disease and give you eternal Life? Doctors and nobody yet

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: New here

        Originally posted by TheShepherdsTrainer View Post
        Who will look after you if you are poor and hungry? Government
        Oh, that's just great. Look, we already have too many Canadians around here.

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #5
          Re: New here

          Originally posted by TheShepherdsTrainer View Post
          Although I'm not really convinced there is a god, I'm hoping this site can show me otherwise
          Simple: open the KJV 1611 Bible. That's all you need.

          This site can show you the way to Jesus Christ, but cannot force you to surrender to God. That's your task. And a wonderful one at that
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Bible Student
            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
            With Jesus now.
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2010
            • 2474

            #6
            Re: New here

            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
            Simple: open the KJV 1611 Bible. That's all you need.

            This site can show you the way to Jesus Christ, but cannot force you to surrender to God. That's your task. And a wonderful one at that
            An Unsaved Trash like him might take your words too literally. I find that most UT might "open the KJV 1611 Bible" but forget to read it. I'm sure you noticed with all of your saving that until they accept redemption, they tend not to be the brightest bulb in the string.
            Last edited by Bible Student; 12-22-2010, 12:49 AM. Reason: Sometimes my finger just won't do what they are told.
            YiJC, BS

            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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            • Adilene
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 332

              #7
              Re: New here

              Originally posted by TheShepherdsTrainer View Post
              Who do you think gave you life and dominion over the beasts of the field and all herbage that is around you? My parents and weapons
              Who will look after you if you are poor and hungry? Government
              Who will cure disease and give you eternal Life? Doctors and nobody yet
              The Government won't help. I have this cousin who had two kids. She applied for help foods stamps or something. You know what they told her???? HAVE MORE KIDS and we will help. What a joke!

              Who grows your food? The Government?? Do they make cows and chickens? GOD DOES. He makes plants and grains and meat. I like to see them do that!! God is the one who created all we eat.
              “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: New here

                Originally posted by TheShepherdsTrainer View Post
                Who do you think gave you life and dominion over the beasts of the field and all herbage that is around you? My parents and weapons
                Who will look after you if you are poor and hungry? Government
                Who will cure disease and give you eternal Life? Doctors and nobody yet
                So I take it you don't train German Shepherds

                Drat, and I was so hoping to discuss training methods with you.
                Drama queen

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: New here

                  Originally posted by TheShepherdsTrainer View Post
                  Who do you think gave you life and dominion over the beasts of the field and all herbage that is around you? My parents and weapons
                  Who will look after you if you are poor and hungry? Government
                  Who will cure disease and give you eternal Life? Doctors and nobody yet
                  It would appear that you have already made up your mind about God. So, why are you here, Welfare Boy?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • TheShepherdsTrainer
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Re: New here

                    I'm here to be convinced...
                    Every question I've seen here so far can be answered logically without God being the answer to any of them...

                    I'm a believe when I see it, and thus-far, I have not seen any of set answers involving God...

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                    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                      Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2193

                      #11
                      Re: New here

                      Originally posted by TheShepherdsTrainer View Post
                      I'm here to be convinced...
                      Every question I've seen here so far can be answered logically without God being the answer to any of them...

                      I'm a believe when I see it, and thus-far, I have not seen any of set answers involving God...
                      Three full stops (or periods) are excessive my friend. It is punctuational gluttony and smacks of sarcasm. God likes neither.

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                      • Yea-tho-we-walk
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 390

                        #12
                        Re: New here

                        Originally posted by TheShepherdsTrainer View Post
                        I'm here to be convinced...
                        Every question I've seen here so far can be answered logically without God being the answer to any of them...

                        I'm a believe when I see it, and thus-far, I have not seen any of set answers involving God...
                        Positive proof of an all powerful God is as close as your kitchen. All you will ever need for proof is a jar of peanut butter and a banana. It slips my mind at the moment why this is proof, but it surely is, somehow. Try google or youtube and look up "Ray Comfort", banana and peanut butter and the Lord will open your eyes to the Truth like a giant scroll opening in the sky. Do it NOW! Don't risk being thrown into hell when the answer is as close as your refrigerator! Amen!

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                        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2193

                          #13
                          Re: New here

                          Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
                          Positive proof of an all powerful God is as close as your kitchen. All you will ever need for proof is a jar of peanut butter and a banana. It slips my mind at the moment why this is proof, but it surely is, somehow. Try google or youtube and look up "Ray Comfort", banana and peanut butter and the Lord will open your eyes to the Truth like a giant scroll opening in the sky. Do it NOW! Don't risk being thrown into hell when the answer is as close as your refrigerator! Amen!

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                          • Yea-tho-we-walk
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                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 390

                            #14
                            Re: New here

                            Amen! Thank you brother McUinnean for bringing me up to date on the peanut butter miracle. Now if that video doesn't totally convince you that Jesus loves you, this is the 'God's banana' video that should have you on your knees overflowing with praise! Both of these videos are just like putting a sharp knife right into an atheist's ice cold, Satanic heart!!!

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                            • InvisiblePinkUnicorn
                              Unsaved trash, Hateful godmocker
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 92

                              #15
                              Re: New here

                              Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
                              Amen! Thank you brother McUinnean for bringing me up to date on the peanut butter miracle. Now if that video doesn't totally convince you that Jesus loves you, this is the 'God's banana' video that should have you on your knees overflowing with praise! Both of these videos are just like putting a sharp knife right into an atheist's ice cold, Satanic heart!!!
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OL...eature=related
                              Using that logic, I am guessing pineapples are the work of Satan?
                              "And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." - Judges 1:19

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