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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #16
    Re: Is it a trick?

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Is there a difference?
    Yes. Retards can tie their own shoes.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
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    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    • JackBoden
      Unsaved trash
      • Dec 2010
      • 12

      #17
      Re: Is it a trick?

      Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
      Are you retarded or are you a belgian? I only ask because when people come here and spew lies that are so easily debunked like this they must be one or the other.

      Let me do the heavy lifting for you:

      A place of weeping and gnashing of teeth - And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth" (Matthew 25:30).



      A place of outer darkness - "Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth" (Matthew 22:13).

      A place of torments - "And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom" (Luke 16:23).

      A place of Sorrows - "The sorrows of hell compassed me about; the snares of death prevented me;" (2 Samuel 22:6).

      A place of everlasting destruction - "Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;" (II Thessalonians 1:9).

      A place where men are tormented with fire and brimstone - "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death" (Revelation 21:8).

      A place where fire is not quenched - "Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched" (Mark 9:44).

      A bottomless pit - "And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit" (Revelation 9:2).

      A place of no rest - "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name" (Revelation 14:11).

      It is ultimately a lake of fire - "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death" (Revelation 20:14).

      A place of hopeless of unsatisfied desires - "And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame " (Luke 16:24). The rich man wanted water but could not get any.

      Now what were you saying?
      That sounds like my friday night.

      @Pastor Ezekiel.

      But I thought Jesus died for your sins. Not God. I think you need to revise on your bible

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: Is it a trick?

        Originally posted by JackBoden View Post
        That sounds like my friday night.

        @Pastor Ezekiel.

        But I thought Jesus died for your sins. Not God. I think you need to revise on your bible
        Mr. Boden, it seems clear to me that you are an atheist.

        You have never read the Bible, and incorrectly asserted that it doesn't describe Hell. When multiple descriptions of the Lake of Fire are presented, you ignore them and instead assert that Jesus isn't God -- blasphemy. There was a time when you would have been executed as a heretic for such blasphemy.

        Why are you here? You clearly don't want to learn anything from us. Are you trying to get us to "question our faith"?

        I bet your next move will be to pluck out something considered "heinous" by modern secular "morality". God-ordered genocide, as in Numbers 31? Jephthah's sacrifice of his virgin daughter? Lot offering his daughters to an angry mob to rape, then later impregnating them himself?

        Unlike you, we know the Bible. We understand it. We know that God decides what is right and wrong, not humans.

        We're not a bunch of supermarket Christians who pick and choose a couple of verses that we like and think we are following God's Word; we have studied and know it, and follow ALL of it. If you'd like to join us in Heaven, where you can spend all of eternity praising and serving God, you should do the same.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #19
          Re: Is it a trick?

          Originally posted by JackBoden View Post
          But I thought Jesus died [temporarily] for your sins. NotHe is God. I think you need to revise on your let me borrow your bible
          I fixed your typos for you.
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • saltman
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Dec 2010
            • 1

            #20
            Re: Is it a trick?

            Have faith, my Christian Brother. This too, shall pass. We must be strong.
            "For God sayeth, 'As I say unto you, you must say unto others, sayeth I.'"

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            • BaronOB
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 207

              #21
              Re: Is it a trick?

              Originally posted by JackBoden View Post
              First of all. There isn't a very good description of hell in the bible.

              I think you are wrong, read here:




              Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
              The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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              • Aristotle
                On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 470

                #22
                Re: Is it a trick?

                Originally posted by JackBoden View Post
                There not very good descriptions though. They don't say I can't get out. They Don't say Im there eternally. And you can only go to hell or heaven if you believe in God anyway.

                I fear you are being tricked friend.
                Do you think that HELL is like some penalty box in a hockey game where you spend a few minutes for high sticking? No, friend, its eternal torture as punishment for not doing as the loving kind LORD demanded of you.

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