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  • JackBoden
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    • Dec 2010
    • 12

    #1

    Is it a trick?

    Hi All. you all seem to be such nice people and so accepting of other peoples opinions so I'd thought I'd share mine .

    You all have some serious claims that if you don't follow the King James Version of the Bible you will go straight to hell.

    First of all. There isn't a very good description of hell in the bible.

    Infact the closest you'll get is “furnace of fire…weeping and gnashing of teeth” . And it definitly doesn't say you're stuck there for Eternal Damnation. “It is appointed unto men once to die and after that the judgment”.

    Then I saw a Thread entitled 10 Reasons god hates Britain. So God hates the union of countries that translated the version of the bible you all read and believe in? Irony doesn't even do that justice.

    Now my next major problem is in the bible it describes Satan as the best trickster of all time. What if Christianity is a trick being played by the devil to get everyone into a mass organization so he can get thousands into hell. What if it's all one big trick.

    People Say god appeared to them. But god never appears to you. the Devil does!

    I fear for you all are being tricked.
  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #2
    Re: Is it a trick?

    Originally posted by Imaginethetruth View Post
    First of all. There isn't a very good description of hell in the bible.
    You probably mean there isn't a good description of Hell in the parts of the Bible that you read. The Bible is very clear about Hell being a place of fire and it being everlasting.

    Just off the top of my head....

    Luke 16:23 Luke 16:24 Matthew 8:12 Matthew 13:42 Matthew 13:50 Matthew 25:41 Revelation 20:15 Revelation 14:10 Psalm 9:17

    Originally posted by Imaginethetruth View Post
    Infact the closest you'll get...
    I suspect that you will get a LOT closer to knowing the intimate details of Hell than any of us...

    Originally posted by Imaginethetruth View Post
    I fear for you all are being tricked.
    I pray that you will find comfort in knowing we weren't tricked when we're all up in Heaven and you're burning in Hell
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • JackBoden
      Unsaved trash
      • Dec 2010
      • 12

      #3
      Re: Is it a trick?

      There not very good descriptions though. They don't say I can't get out. They Don't say Im there eternally. And you can only go to hell or heaven if you believe in God anyway.

      I fear you are being tricked friend.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Is it a trick?

        Originally posted by Imaginethetruth View Post
        There not very good descriptions though. They don't say I can't get out. They Don't say Im there eternally.
        Matthew 25:46
        And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

        Which part of everlasting do you not understand?

        And you can only go to hell or heaven if you believe in God anyway.
        This is one of the most stupid things I have ever read on this forum.

        So if I don't believe in cars, I can't get run over by one?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #5
          Re: Is it a trick?

          Originally posted by Imaginethetruth View Post
          There not very good descriptions though.
          Someone actually wrote a letter from Hell is like:



          Are you really sure you want to go there..... ?

          Originally posted by Imaginethetruth View Post
          I fear you are being tricked friend.
          My real friend, Jesus H. Christ, thinks otherwise.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Lycia The Repentant
            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 2019

            #6
            Re: Is it a trick?

            Originally posted by Imaginethetruth View Post
            There not very good descriptions though. They don't say I can't get out. They Don't say Im there eternally. And you can only go to hell or heaven if you believe in God anyway.

            I fear you are being tricked friend.
            Friend, instead of worrying about us, perhaps you should spend more time reading your Bible. If you do so, you'll find it is quite clear on the fact that Hell is eternal.

            "Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire."
            Matthew 18:8

            "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal." Matthew 25:46

            "Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;"
            2 Thessalonians 1:9

            "Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."
            Jude 1:7

            "These are spots in your feasts of charity, when they feast with you, feeding themselves without fear: clouds they are without water, carried about of winds; trees whose fruit withereth, without fruit, twice dead, plucked up by the roots; Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever." Jude 1:12-13

            "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever." Revelation 20:10

            You are right that you can only go to Heaven if you believe in God (and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and also sincerely repent of your sins), but Hell is open for everybody, regardless of what they believe.

            "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

            Pay special attention to the unbelieving and the idolaters in that verse, friend.
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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            • Sheldon the Swede
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2010
              • 145

              #7
              Re: Is it a trick?

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              Matthew 25:46
              And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

              Which part of everlasting do you not understand?



              This is one of the most stupid things I have ever read on this forum.

              So if I don't believe in cars, I can't get run over by one?
              Yeah, but the main difference is that God doesn't exist, cars actually does exist, and you see them everyday.

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              • Bible Student
                Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                With Jesus now.
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2010
                • 2474

                #8
                Re: Is it a trick?

                Originally posted by Sheldon the Swede View Post
                Yeah, but the main difference is that God doesn't exist, cars actually does exist, and you see them everyday.
                When was the last time you actually saw neutrinos, or even gravity for that matter?
                YiJC, BS

                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: Is it a trick?

                  Originally posted by Sheldon the Swede View Post
                  Yeah, but the main difference is that God doesn't exist, cars actually does exist, and you see them everyday.
                  That's a bit simplistic:
                  • Did cars just "plop" out of nowhere? No, of course not. They had to be created, just like everything that exists has had to have been created. The fact that we exist at all proves that God exists. Think about it: without God, you wouldn't even be able to ponder whether God exists.
                  • God is observed every single day by the vast majority of Americans (also by non-Americans, but they don't really count). Do you think people pray to God and let their lives be controlled by God if God didn't exist?
                  • It's because of God that "president" Obama hasn't yet been able to use America's nuclear arsenal against his own people. Like Saddam Obama Hussein.

                  On behalf of all Christians, we wish you a pleasant day and the safety that you enjoy based on a little Christian concept called "thou shalt not kill".
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • ExGay Alex
                    Helping boys become upright model citizens
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2008
                    • 1295

                    #10
                    Re: Is it a trick?

                    Originally posted by Sheldon the Swede View Post
                    Yeah, but the main difference is that God doesn't exist, cars actually does exist, and you see them everyday.
                    Sheldon, you are a danger to yourself and others with statements like this.

                    Read Psalms 14:1. Christ warned us about you. 2 Peter 3:3. And you know what is the consequence of your actions? 2 Peter 2:1.

                    You will burn.
                    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22887

                      #11
                      Re: Is it a trick?

                      Originally posted by Imaginethetruth View Post
                      First of all. There isn't a very good description of hell in the bible.
                      http://www.av1611.org/hell.html

                      There's not much of a description of heaven either but from what we do know it is wonderful and you won't be seeing it.
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                      • Brother Temperance
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                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Is it a trick?

                        Originally posted by Imaginethetruth View Post
                        Hi All. you all seem to be such nice people and so accepting of other peoples opinions so I'd thought I'd share mine .

                        You all have some serious claims that if you don't follow the King James Version of the Bible you will go straight to hell.

                        First of all. There isn't a very good description of hell in the bible.

                        Infact the closest you'll get is “furnace of fire…weeping and gnashing of teeth” . And it definitly doesn't say you're stuck there for Eternal Damnation. “It is appointed unto men once to die and after that the judgment”.
                        What do you think happens after the judgement?
                        Then I saw a Thread entitled 10 Reasons god hates Britain. So God hates the union of countries that translated the version of the bible you all read and believe in? Irony doesn't even do that justice.
                        I don't see what you're getting so worked up about. God chose the Jews as His special people and now He hates them as well, I suppose you think that's ironic as well?
                        Now my next major problem is in the bible it describes Satan as the best trickster of all time. What if Christianity is a trick being played by the devil to get everyone into a mass organization so he can get thousands into hell. What if it's all one big trick.
                        Congratulations, you have just correctly described Catholicism.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Is it a trick?

                          Originally posted by JackBoden View Post
                          Hi All. you all seem to be such nice people and so accepting of other peoples opinions so I'd thought I'd share mine .

                          You all have some serious claims that if you don't follow the King James Version of the Bible you will go straight to hell.

                          First of all. There isn't a very good description of hell in the bible.

                          Infact the closest you'll get is “furnace of fire…weeping and gnashing of teeth” . And it definitly doesn't say you're stuck there for Eternal Damnation. “It is appointed unto men once to die and after that the judgment”.

                          Then I saw a Thread entitled 10 Reasons god hates Britain. So God hates the union of countries that translated the version of the bible you all read and believe in? Irony doesn't even do that justice.

                          Now my next major problem is in the bible it describes Satan as the best trickster of all time. What if Christianity is a trick being played by the devil to get everyone into a mass organization so he can get thousands into hell. What if it's all one big trick.

                          People Say god appeared to them. But god never appears to you. the Devil does!

                          I fear for you all are being tricked.
                          Is that what you call an introduction in your "country?"

                          We aren't even slightly interested in your unsaved opinions. We're interested in what Jesus thinks. Who are you to second guess the God who temporarily suffered and died for my sins?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Gabriel Reproba
                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2479

                            #14
                            Re: Is it a trick?

                            Originally posted by JackBoden View Post
                            First of all. There isn't a very good description of hell in the bible.
                            Are you retarded or are you a belgian? I only ask because when people come here and spew lies that are so easily debunked like this they must be one or the other.

                            Let me do the heavy lifting for you:

                            A place of weeping and gnashing of teeth - And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth" (Matthew 25:30).



                            A place of outer darkness - "Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth" (Matthew 22:13).

                            A place of torments - "And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom" (Luke 16:23).

                            A place of Sorrows - "The sorrows of hell compassed me about; the snares of death prevented me;" (2 Samuel 22:6).

                            A place of everlasting destruction - "Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;" (II Thessalonians 1:9).

                            A place where men are tormented with fire and brimstone - "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death" (Revelation 21:8).

                            A place where fire is not quenched - "Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched" (Mark 9:44).

                            A bottomless pit - "And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit" (Revelation 9:2).

                            A place of no rest - "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name" (Revelation 14:11).

                            It is ultimately a lake of fire - "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death" (Revelation 20:14).

                            A place of hopeless of unsatisfied desires - "And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame " (Luke 16:24). The rich man wanted water but could not get any.

                            Now what were you saying?
                            Yours In Christ,

                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22373

                              #15
                              Re: Is it a trick?

                              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                              Are you retarded or are you a belgian?
                              Is there a difference?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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