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  • nkdpagan
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    • Dec 2010
    • 11

    #1

    I love this site!

    I teach religious education to unitarian middle schoolers. I found this site to be an incredible source of biblical knowlege and I use it all the time for my classes! I pray for your guidence and support while I teach the unsaved heathens at my church what the God of Abraham says is required of them to enter into his kingdom!

    My verse is Job 1:6

    "Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them"

    Really, this sums it all up.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22926

    #2
    Re: I love this site!

    Just one moment there sir! Unitarian? Preaching the heresy of nontrinitarianism?

    How can you sleep nights knowing those tender souls are already condemned to the Fires of Hell for the unforgivable sin of denying The Holy Spirit?
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    • Adilene
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      • Dec 2010
      • 332

      #3
      Re: I love this site!

      Originally posted by nkdpagan View Post
      I teach religious education to unitarian middle schoolers. I found this site to be an incredible source of biblical knowlege and I use it all the time for my classes! I pray for your guidence and support while I teach the unsaved heathens at my church what the God of Abraham says is required of them to enter into his kingdom!

      My verse is Job 1:6

      "Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them"

      Really, this sums it all up.
      What is up with your user name? There's something wrong. I just can't place it.
      “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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      • Jedediah
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Fisher of Men
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 6824

        #4
        Re: I love this site!

        You are on the broad path to the wide gates of hell.

        Matthew 7:13-14
        Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
        Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

        It is unfortunate that you have been seduced false Christians, but God has now brought you to His One True Church because he loves you. Universal Unitarians are false Christians who pick and choose which parts of the Bible they pay attention to, interpret what they read to fit in with their preconceived notions, and follow a false Jesus of their own deluded imaginations.

        Matthew 24:24
        For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

        When Unitarian Universalists die, their false dope-smoking Jesus reveals himself as the demon he truly is and drags them off to an eternity of burning, sorrow, and estrangement from the LORD. I don't want this to happen to you, friend, because I am filled with True Christian Love™ for you.

        Since God has brought you here, you cannot doubt His Love for you either. I exhort you to fellowship with us, learn from us, heed the Pastors, and take the steps necessary to join us in Heaven. First and foremost, you need to get ahold of your own leatherbound copy of the KJV 1611 Holy Bible and devour every last word. Then you must live by those words.

        Matthew 4:4
        Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

        If I didn't care about you, I'd just keep my mouth shut and not say anything as you shop around from false doctrine to false doctrine. God has brought you here because he sees your yearning to seek His face. My family and I will keep you in our prayers.
        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: I love this site!

          Unitarians are NOT Christans!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: I love this site!

            Originally posted by nkdpagan View Post
            I teach religious education to unitarian middle schoolers. I found this site to be an incredible source of biblical knowlege and I use it all the time for my classes! I pray for your guidence and support while I teach the unsaved heathens at my church what the God of Abraham says is required of them to enter into his kingdom!

            My verse is Job 1:6

            "Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them"

            Really, this sums it all up.
            Why would a "naked pagan" be teaching anything, much less religious education, to children?

            Don't they have laws protecting children from pedophiles in the UK?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Adilene
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              • Dec 2010
              • 332

              #7
              Re: I love this site!

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Why would a "naked pagan" be teaching anything, much less religious education, to children?

              Don't they have laws protecting children from pedophiles in the UK?

              That's it! That's why I didn't like his user name!
              “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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              • nkdpagan
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                • Dec 2010
                • 11

                #8
                Re: I love this site!

                Alas not from the UK, but the USA!...Northren Virginia to be exact. GODS country. Home of the Unitarians John Adams and Thomas Jefferson.

                Why would I be teaching unbelivers the words of Jesus? Well, who really needs to hear it? And are not the innocents the ones who can benefit the most by it?

                Just because I GO to a Unitarian church does not mean I AM a Unitarian...they dont care what you believe, as long as you honor your annual pledge.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: I love this site!

                  Originally posted by nkdpagan View Post
                  Alas not from the UK, but the USA!...Northren Virginia to be exact. GODS country. Home of the Unitarians John Adams and Thomas Jefferson.

                  Why would I be teaching unbelivers the words of Jesus? Well, who really needs to hear it? And are not the innocents the ones who can benefit the most by it?

                  Just because I GO to a Unitarian church does not mean I AM a Unitarian...they dont care what you believe, as long as you honor your annual pledge.
                  Well then if you aren't a Unitarian, what are you? This is an introduction thread. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • nkdpagan
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                    • Dec 2010
                    • 11

                    #10
                    Re: I love this site!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Well then if you aren't a Unitarian, what are you? This is an introduction thread. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
                    .
                    I found Jesus by reading the Bible, and it was NOT the same Jesus I heard about in Sunday school!

                    My father was Roman Catholic (Jesuit, no less) and my mother the daughter of a luthern minister. While initally raised in a Catholic way, there was a definite Protestant influence. This lead me to read the Bible on my own and found both sides have strayed from the word. A long way down this path I came upon the Unitarian Church.

                    While Unitarians are not Godly or Saved, they really do not claim to be either, and I find this honesty refreshing, and their faith more sincere than what I found in the Catholic camp.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: I love this site!

                      Originally posted by nkdpagan View Post
                      Just because I GO to a Unitarian church does not mean I AM a Unitarian...they dont care what you believe, as long as you honor your annual pledge.
                      2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                      2 Corinthians 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
                      2 Corinthians 6:16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
                      2 Corinthians 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

                      Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

                      2 Thessalonians 3:6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.

                      Do you understand what God is trying to say here?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • nkdpagan
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                        • Dec 2010
                        • 11

                        #12
                        Re: I love this site!

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Do you understand what God is trying to say here?
                        But what would Jesus do? Is he not God as well? I read the parables of Luke 15 and it would seem we are to pursue sinners as a sheppard pursues lost sheep to bring them back into the fold. The two seem to be at odds with eachother.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: I love this site!

                          Originally posted by nkdpagan View Post
                          My father was Roman Catholic (Jesuit, no less) and my mother the daughter of a luthern minister.
                          So your father was under a vow of chastity? Explain, and make it good.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: I love this site!

                            Originally posted by nkdpagan View Post
                            But what would Jesus do? Is he not God as well? I read the parables of Luke 15 and it would seem we are to pursue sinners as a sheppard pursues lost sheep to bring them back into the fold. The two seem to be at odds with eachother.
                            There's a difference between the way a shepherd pursues lost sheep to bring them back into the fold, and a shepherd who, having followed the lost sheep and found them in a field where they're not supposed to be, sits down among them and starts eating grass alongside them. Do you see the difference?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • nkdpagan
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                              • Dec 2010
                              • 11

                              #15
                              Re: I love this site!

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Do you see the difference?
                              Sure, but is that what I'm doing? Or am I here to have you help me teach the true christian faith to unbelivers? (well, their children, actually)

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