Hi!

[~Butterfly_Wings~]

Hi everyone! Call me Butterfly!

I am a girl, I live on a farm, I love country music, playing guitar and riding horses, I like to draw, I like writing songs, and sometimes just laying outside and staring at the stars.

I am Wiccan, and I'm interested in learning about Christianity from some actual Christians.

I promise I won't argue with anyone!

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Hi!

So it's three in the morning, you're bored after you're satan worshiping, coven orgy, so for giggles you decide to create an account on God's Favorite Forum. You pick a sexually suggestive user name and think you're being clever and cute. Yawn!! .. you gotta be about the sixth or seventh junior high school, pimple faced God Mocker here in the last 24 hours.

[~Butterfly_Wings~]

Re: Hi!

So it's three in the morning, you're bored after you're satan worshiping, coven orgy, so for giggles you decide to create an account on God's Favorite Forum. You pick a sexually suggestive user name and think you're being clever and cute. Yawn!! .. you gotta be about the sixth or seventh junior high school, pimple faced God Mocker here in the last 24 hours.

Just out of curiosity, how is my username sexually suggestive?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hi!

Just out of curiosity, how is my username sexually suggestive?

For one thing, you're suggesting the seedy and whorish Venus Butterfly method that is supposed to be performed on women. I will not get into a description of what it is because it is so revolting and sinful. But I'm sure if anyone is interested, a google search will satisfy their lusting needs.

It was invented by the L.A Law TV show back in 1986. My old church wrote over a thousand letters to NBC begging them to take that depraved show off the air, and seven years later they granted our wish. That is the power of Christians coming together and fighting for the Lord!

I mean, if that music and that intro isn't some set-up for some cheesy porno movie taking place in a skyscraper involving lawyers engaged in perverted fantasies with each other, then I don't know what is.

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Hi!

Just out of curiosity, how is my username sexually suggestive?

Ummm, it's a long story from my pre-saved days and not appropriate for posting on a family oriented Christian forum ... But thank God , Jesus has washed my sins away with his very blood. You could be saved too, but I sense you're only here for amusement purposes.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hi!

I'm interested in learning about Christianity from some actual Christians.

Follow THIS LINK - When I preached to some retards, I was inspired by Jesus to write it.

Once you've done that, it's your turn to summarize Wicker.

[~Butterfly_Wings~]

Re: Hi!

For one thing, you're suggesting the seedy and whorish Venus Butterfly method that is supposed to be performed on women. I will not get into a description of what it is because it is so revolting and sinful. But I'm sure if anyone is interested, a google search will satisfy their lusting needs.

It was invented by the L.A Law TV show back in 1986. My old church wrote over a thousand letters to NBC begging them to take that depraved show off the air, and seven years later they granted our wish. That is the power of Christians coming together and fighting for the Lord!

With all due respect, sir, I used this username because butterflies represent freedom. It has nothing to do with the "Venus Butterfly method".

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi!

Why do you hate Jesus?

[~Butterfly_Wings~]

Re: Hi!

Follow THIS LINK - When I preached to some retards, I was inspired by Jesus to write it.

Once you've done that, it's your turn to summarize Wicker.

Wiccans believe in a God and a Goddess. God's symbol is the sun, Goddess's is the moon. We believe that a balance of the two is needed to live a happy life. Also, God represents the hunt and death, and Goddess represents fertility and birth. That is a short summary, without going into detail about holidays and such.

[~Butterfly_Wings~]

Re: Hi!

Why do you hate Jesus?

I don't know enough about Jesus to hate Him.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hi!

Wiccans believe in a God and a Goddess. God's symbol is the sun, Goddess's is the moon. We believe that a balance of the two is needed to live a happy life. Also, God represents the hunt and death, and Goddess represents fertility and birth. That is a short summary, without going into detail about holidays and such.

You seem to have missed out the bit where you worship broccoli and dance around naked.

[~Butterfly_Wings~]

Re: Hi!

You seem to have missed out the bit where you worship broccoli and dance around naked.

Haha, that's funny.

Although some Wiccans perform rituals naked, not all do. I wear normal clothes (jeans and a shirt).

We do not worship plants, we just believe that we shouldn't kill a living creature unless its necessary.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hi!

Haha, that's funny.

Although some Wiccans perform rituals naked, not all do. I wear normal clothes (jeans and a shirt).

We do not worship plants, we just believe that we shouldn't kill a living creature unless its necessary.

So why do you kill plants then, They are living creatures.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi!

Wiccans believe in a God and a Goddess. God's symbol is the sun, Goddess's is the moon. We believe that a balance of the two is needed to live a happy life. Also, God represents the hunt and death, and Goddess represents fertility and birth. That is a short summary, without going into detail about holidays and such.

Why do you want to go to HELL
Matthew 12:31
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

I don't know enough about Jesus to hate Him.

He is the Son of God, that is enough
Luke 23:34
Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi!

With all due respect, sir, I used this username because butterflies represent freedom. It has nothing to do with the "Venus Butterfly method".

I wear normal clothes (jeans and a shirt).

You expect me to believe this kind of baloney? I'm sure you and your lesbian friends are having a good laugh at all of this.