Re: Hi!
My dad says you can come stay with us and learn how to become a Christian under a few conditions.
1. You will not wear pants but a dress
2. No guitar because you likely are a fan of devil music
3. No drawing because you are likely an artist of the devil
4. No writing songs unless they are about the love of God
5. Laying around for men outside is unhealthy, non of that
6. You cannot wear a pointy hat or touch our broom
7. You must be baptized by our Pastor
8. NO DRUG USE OF ANY KIND
9. You can't be colored(we're not racists, just a no) unless you are Mexican and willing to work long hours
10. You must be willing to scrub the floors daily and help me do the dishes. There's also plenty of other lady choirs around the house such as doing the laundry
11. Bible reading two times a day minimum and you go to church with us twice a week
I'm sure there's a few things I forgot to cover but for the most part we're a loving Christian home. We may not be in Landover but we're not too far away(in distance.)
If you can't afford a bus ticket just steal and then when you get here you can repent for your sins to Jesus.
I'm really looking forward to having a sister even if she a harlot for now but every person can change when they surrender themselves to JESUS!
With loving open arms for you, Janine Walker
P.S. there's horses next door you can come ride
P.P.S. We live in Plano Illinois, give me a pm and I will give you the address
Originally posted by ~Butterfly_Wings~
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1. You will not wear pants but a dress
2. No guitar because you likely are a fan of devil music
3. No drawing because you are likely an artist of the devil
4. No writing songs unless they are about the love of God
5. Laying around for men outside is unhealthy, non of that
6. You cannot wear a pointy hat or touch our broom
7. You must be baptized by our Pastor
8. NO DRUG USE OF ANY KIND
9. You can't be colored(we're not racists, just a no) unless you are Mexican and willing to work long hours
10. You must be willing to scrub the floors daily and help me do the dishes. There's also plenty of other lady choirs around the house such as doing the laundry
11. Bible reading two times a day minimum and you go to church with us twice a week
I'm sure there's a few things I forgot to cover but for the most part we're a loving Christian home. We may not be in Landover but we're not too far away(in distance.)
If you can't afford a bus ticket just steal and then when you get here you can repent for your sins to Jesus.
I'm really looking forward to having a sister even if she a harlot for now but every person can change when they surrender themselves to JESUS!
With loving open arms for you, Janine Walker
P.S. there's horses next door you can come ride
P.P.S. We live in Plano Illinois, give me a pm and I will give you the address
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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