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  • dupe washi
    Unsaved trash, drunken redskin
    • Dec 2010
    • 34

    #1

    Native American

    I have been misinterpreted. I have recently received an infraction based on my first posts trying to learn more about what exactly this organization is about. Let me clear the air.

    First and foremost, I did not mean to offend anyone or make a mockery of anyone's beliefs here. I just wanted to know more as I am very insecure in what eternity holds for me. For my sake and future family's sake, please let me give you a brief introduction of my life.

    I am a successful student at an undisclosed university that is not teaching me the God fearing ways of being a true christian. Society and government to me have gone by the way side and I feel that my vote no longer matters in a society that does not take into consideration the actual testaments that are readily accessible to anyone who cares know the truth! I am trying to seek guidance in how to raise a morally correct family. I was raised by a full blooded Native American father and a mother who had 1/8 Native American blood quantum. I was raised in a handicapped situation and want to know the correct way of living as a Christian.

    It makes me sick to my stomach the amount of lies and depictions of sinful nature that is in front of our families these days, and maybe I'm just old fashioned. However, I feel that this website could give me wonderful insight into the true life of a Christian. I pray that one of you will read this plea and give me a chance to understand completely God.

    I thank you for your time. God bless.
    Ugh.
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Native American

    How.

    I admire your modesty and willingness to leave the errors of your ways. I recognize that growing up on a reservation could be rough. Abject poverty, everyone passed out on firewater, sacrificing chickens for the corn god, etc. Simply put, you weren't given a proper environment to grow up in.

    Now that you are an adult, you can choose to change your life. I pray that you will accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior after a while on this site. Please keep lurking and read more. You can learn about what the Bible really says. If you have any questions, feel free to ask us.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • dupe washi
      Unsaved trash, drunken redskin
      • Dec 2010
      • 34

      #3
      Re: Native American

      Actually I did read your post on the earth being flat. It was a very interesting concept. But it's hard for me to understand this. I fear it's because I have been raised in such a manner relative to the sodomites and other heathens. The lies science have taught me through public schools have been so engraved in my head. I'm sorry, but could you point me in the direction of my first point of reference? I've been skimming some articles and find them fascinating and true! It makes sense to me! Please help me out.

      P.S. I am not proud of being raised in such a vile god-less environment. Please keep giving me advice.
      Ugh.

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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #4
        Re: Native American

        Originally posted by dpwashi View Post
        I'm sorry, but could you point me in the direction of my first point of reference?
        Yes. Find a King James Bible and open it. Start reading and do what it tells you.
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • dupe washi
          Unsaved trash, drunken redskin
          • Dec 2010
          • 34

          #5
          Re: Native American

          But there are so many interpretations I get confused. I am really interested in your interpretation. It makes sense to me. I am trying to really connect with your ideas on what a Christian is, and it's hard for me to navigate the bible. There is so much there. Are there certain forums I could reference for being new to the true understanding of the bible? Please?
          Ugh.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Native American

            Originally posted by dpwashi View Post
            Actually I did read your post on the earth being flat. It was a very interesting concept. But it's hard for me to understand this. I fear it's because I have been raised in such a manner relative to the sodomites and other heathens. The lies science have taught me through public schools have been so engraved in my head. I'm sorry, but could you point me in the direction of my first point of reference? I've been skimming some articles and find them fascinating and true! It makes sense to me! Please help me out.

            P.S. I am not proud of being raised in such a vile god-less environment. Please keep giving me advice.
            Well some good places to start.

            The Noobs read this first thread can get you started around here with links to various threads regarding our beliefs.

            Brother V's Bible in a year can help you with reading the Bible, or you can try
            Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.

            Just make sure it's set to KING JAMES VERSION.

            We will answer questions as best as we can. I personally would love to see more darker skinned people around, I'm sick and tired of being called racist. Unfortunately the catholic church has brainwashed the majority of them, so they're pretty much a lost cause.

            I'll pray that you find the Truth(c)
            Drama queen

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #7
              Re: Native American

              Originally posted by dpwashi View Post
              But there are so many interpretations I get confused. I am really interested in your interpretation. It makes sense to me. I am trying to really connect with your ideas on what a Christian is, and it's hard for me to navigate the bible. There is so much there. Are there certain forums I could reference for being new to the true understanding of the bible? Please?
              THIS is how the youth of the world get brainwashed. The LIEberals of the world have taught them that there is no such things as good and evil, black and white. Everything is an in between...a shade of gray. Everything needs to be "interpreted." Which means "Everything that plainly tells you to enforce moral rules MUST mean something else because it is inconvenient to follow moral rules."

              Wake up! Read what I said in my last post and understand that THAT is what Christianity is about.

              1) Open the Bible
              2) READ what it says
              3) DO what it says

              Don't "interpret." Don't "rationalize." Don't "think about it."
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #8
                Re: Native American

                PS: I want to thank you people for your war chants. It is making my evening of watching the Chic Fillet Bowl much more musical.
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • dupe washi
                  Unsaved trash, drunken redskin
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 34

                  #9
                  Re: Native American

                  They're pretty whimsical. I wish I hadn't been born unto a heathen nation. I apologize about that first and foremost Gabriel. The Lord said ask and he will provide, and I know that following the testament to a T will provide. my people have been establishing casinos for the wrong reason. To establish a casino in the name of God is what he would want. We need money to spread the TRUE message of Jesus, and when the fundamentals are evident, you are only tithing to God, and in no way is that a sin. I wish I had learned this earlier when I was being falsely indoctrinated in the heathen interpretation of the scripture.

                  I'm sorry for sounding frantic, but I feel I have been unjustly categorized. I wish I knew more, and to simply read the scripture, I fail to understand the truth in the words of our Lord. I am simply asking for guidance my friend. Help me understand the scripture as you understand it. It's there, it's all there, but I've been exposed to a Satanist society that preaches inaccurate leftist understanding of the testaments.
                  Ugh.

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                  • dupe washi
                    Unsaved trash, drunken redskin
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 34

                    #10
                    Re: Native American

                    And again on the same note, nothing is gray, it is yes or no. you either do, or do not. I want to do. I want to do, to help promote the truth. That liberals just talk, and they talk a lot. They talk about how the world could be a better place if we just 'understand' our fellow Muslims. The same people who killed so many people on 9/11.
                    Ugh.

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: Native American

                      Originally posted by dpwashi View Post
                      And again on the same note, nothing is gray, it is yes or no. you either do, or do not. I want to do. I want to do, to help promote the truth. That liberals just talk, and they talk a lot. They talk about how the world could be a better place if we just 'understand' our fellow Muslims. The same people who killed so many people on 9/11.
                      Well I'm glad you realize liebrals are all talk. I've got a 1972 Scientific American tucked away somewhere that discusses the exact same stuff that will "save the world" that they are discussing to this day. Same song and dance for the last 40 years, their tune never changes.

                      So tell us, what are your plans now for turning your life around? Are you going to start reading the Bible? Find an Independent Fundamental Baptist church? Turn your life over to Jesus?
                      Drama queen

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                      • Bible Student
                        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                        With Jesus now.
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 2474

                        #12
                        Re: Native American

                        Originally posted by dpwashi View Post
                        But there are so many interpretations I get confused. I am really interested in your interpretation. It makes sense to me. I am trying to really connect with your ideas on what a Christian is, and it's hard for me to navigate the bible. There is so much there. Are there certain forums I could reference for being new to the true understanding of the bible? Please?
                        That is your first mistake. Don't interpret. The 1611 King James Bible has already been interpreted for you by inspired scholars. That bible and only that bible is God-breathed.

                        Just follow each and every word without trying to interpret what has already been done for you. We at Landover Baptist Church never, ever raise ourselves above our beloved Jesus by trying to second guess him.
                        YiJC, BS

                        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                        • PetitionLady
                          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 883

                          #13
                          Re: Native American

                          Welcome to LBC.

                          Several Godly people have already given you the best and only advice. Read your Bible. KJV of course.

                          I'm reading a lot of excuses you're giving for not taking the advice you've asked for. Why won't you give Bible reading a try? Reading the Bible is not something someone else can do for you. Simply start at the beginning as you would any book, but understand the Bible can change your life; it is The Book.

                          Start today! It's Jan. 1st. Pray for God to open your eyes before you start reading and get yourself a good book marker. Do this every day until you get to the end and then start over.

                          I'll keep you in my prayers.

                          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                          ~Matt. 10:33

                          ~~~~~~~
                          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #14
                            Re: Native American

                            Originally posted by dpwashi View Post
                            you either do, or do not. I want to do.
                            Is that the Gospel according to Yoda?

                            Anyway, all kidding aside, though I find it hard to pierce the mystery of your strange injun dialect, I am beginning to think you are sincere in your desire to know the Lord. That is commendable. In fact it's almost unheard of for heathen savages. I do hope you stick around and learn about all that JESUS has done for you and all that He offers you. Perhaps, if you eventually become Saved, you can be a beacon unto your people, as Paul was to the unsaved of Europe. One day there may even be injuns in Heaven. Nothing is impossible through Him.

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                            • PetitionLady
                              Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 883

                              #15
                              Re: Native American

                              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                              Is that the Gospel according to Yoda?

                              Anyway, all kidding aside, though I find it hard to pierce the mystery of your strange injun dialect, I am beginning to think you are sincere in your desire to know the Lord. That is commendable. In fact it's almost unheard of for heathen savages. I do hope you stick around and learn about all that JESUS has done for you and all that He offers you. Perhaps, if you eventually become Saved, you can be a beacon unto your people, as Paul was to the unsaved of Europe. One day there may even be injuns in Heaven. Nothing is impossible through Him.
                              Amen!!
                              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                              ~Matt. 10:33

                              ~~~~~~~
                              Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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