Hello

[mattang]

Hi there...

I have joined your forum as it is hilarious. I was shown a link to protecting your family by rape, got quite annoyed, and now I am reading the many threads to pass the time. They are great amusement.

I am a 'liberal' Christian.

I am of vague 'chink' ethnic background

I am from the 'Godless' UK

excellent

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

God is not here for your amusement
There is no such thing as a 'liberal Christian'. Either you follow His Word(c) or you do not and are damned to an eternity of torture and having your rectum stretched by the devil.

[mattang]

Re: Hello

nice....

why bring my rectum into it?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Hello

Hi there...

I have joined your forum as it is hilarious. I was shown a link to protecting your family by rape, got quite annoyed, then did a quick googe search, and now I am reading the many threads to pass the time. They are great amusement.

I am a 'liberal' Christian.

I am of vague 'chink' ethnic background

I am from the 'Godless' UK

excellent

Do you really think anyone here cares what you find is funny?
We doing here a great job, teaching the Bible how it should be taught.
And what do you mean with "liberal" Christian? There is only one Bible so there should be only one kind of a Christian!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello

Hi there...

I have joined your forum as it is hilarious.

Well, Chuckles, you won't find it so funny when you're roasting in the fiery pits of Hell. Now get yourself a KJV Bible, read it, and follow it to the letter. It's your only chance.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Hello

Hell is going to be such a SHOCK to all these fluffy bunny liberal Christians!

I wonder amidst all the agony they will experience in Hell if they will have the opportunity to appreciate just how correct we Landoverians were?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Hi there...

I have joined your forum as it is hilarious. I was shown a link to protecting your family by rape, got quite annoyed, and now I am reading the many threads to pass the time. They are great amusement.

Translation: Satan sent me to this forum to spew hatred and whine about the fact that you people follow the Holy Bible to the letter, as God commands. My laughter masks my terror.

I am a 'liberal' Christian.

Translation: I don't really believe in God, and I pick and choose which scriptures to follow.

I am of vague 'chink' ethnic background

Translation: My idea of a good meal is curried rat, and I think the fat chink "buddha" was just as good as Jesus.

I am from the 'Godless' UK

Translation: My chinky buck teeth are rotten and crooked, and I'm a queer like most Brit men.



I can't wait to watch you burn in hell, Hop Sing.

[mattang]

Re: Hello

Well, Chuckles, you won't find it so funny when you're roasting in the fiery pits of Hell. Now get yourself a KJV Bible, read it, and follow it to the letter. It's your only chance.

Why did you change your reply? I like the above one better... less stereotypes and shows you are not devoid of humour.

Technical question...
Am I banned? Doesn't say so on my status... but I can't log in properly Apparantly

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

nice....

why bring my rectum into it?

I believe if you check, you will find your rectum is attached to you, not me. You brought it with you when you came here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Am I banned?

Just a second and I'll check....



Yep, it looks like you are.

[matong]

Re: Hello

i cant believe you banned me for saying 'hello' and doing what the forum instructions says to and introducing myself.

i further can not belive you banned my second registration after one post too haha

especially when you have a dude who worships pasta posting

[Stella LaForte]

Re: Hello

i cant believe you banned me for saying 'hello' and doing what the forum instructions says to and introducing myself.

i further can not belive you banned my second registration after one post too haha

especially when you have a dude who worships pasta posting

Well, now that you said that this is just yourself reincarnated into a new account after being banned the first time, you'll be banned again now.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello

i cant believe you banned me for saying 'hello' and doing what the forum instructions says to and introducing myself.

i further can not belive you banned my second registration after one post too haha

especially when you have a dude who worships pasta posting

Maybe you'll get the hint that you're getting banned has nothing to do with disagreeing with us, but everything to do with going around a ban, and whatever the reason was for your first banning.