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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs. -
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You seem the interesting sort. Tell Landovarians about yourself. They love new visitors with your level of intellect.Originally posted by Kowboy View Post
Waiting for your next Froissement for them,
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Why don't you introduce yourself like you WANT to bathe in the blood of Jesus Christ rather than as a lazy bug who doesn't care.
Tell me, what GOD-hating country are you from? What Church do you attend? How many sons has your wife produced for you? What is your favourite verse of scripture?6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Well hello yourself. Now let us start off with the basics. Notice the title of this forum: The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.Originally posted by Kowboy View Post
After you finish that, we will start with the harder questions.YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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Are you a retarded, or just a jackass who ignores the CLEARLY PRINTED TEXT specifying what is expected in an introduction?Originally posted by Kowboy View Post
Originally posted by Top of THIS VERY PAGEBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Always nice to see when people just insult somebody by just saying 'hello everyone'.Comment
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Are you sure you're not too sensitive to be allowed on the Internets? I see no insults.Originally posted by Sheldon the Swede View PostDrama queenComment
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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I don't know for you, but I don't think being called idiot or retard is a compliment, certainly if you have no background of that person.Originally posted by BelieverInGod View PostComment
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Since you are an atheist/swede I take it that you believe in medicine? If you went to the doctor and he noticed that you were sick wouldn't you want him to tell you? We True Christians™ are a lot like spiritual doctors and when we discover that someone is a foolOriginally posted by Sheldon the Swede View Post
Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
We tell them the truth and try to educate them so that their souls can go to Heaven instead of Hell. We call people idiots and retards because we are caring Christians.To the atheists:
To the false christians:
Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:
Hosea 13:16Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.Comment
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We know your a God-mocking atheist who is only parroting the stuff his atheist masters have drummed into his head.Originally posted by Sheldon the Swede View Post
Unless you're going to turn your life over to Jesus, there's really not much more we need to know about you.Drama queenComment
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Really now, you're just being rather annoying. Keep your nonstop antagonism to yourself and quit taking it out on us.Originally posted by Sheldon the Swede View Post
1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.Comment
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