Leaving Romanism behind.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Dear all, please first of all accept my sincere apolgies for posting a help thread in the intrduction forum, as yet I am unable to post in other forums.

My dilemma is thus, I have thought long and hard about my reasons for remaining a member of the Catholic Church and I can find none other than my parents handed me to a priest for baptism when I was too young to understand what was happening. From an early age I was told I was a Catholic and that was that. For many years I struggled with the Roman interpretation of the word of Our Lord.

I can list the atrocities committed, but you already know them. I can list the hypocrisy of the Catholic Church, but you all know too well how accomplished the Catholic Church is at twisting scripture.

Therefore, as some of you may have gathered, my heart is not with a Nazi pope and from this path I wish to depart. I want to follow the true path to Jesus and to true salvation. However, my head has been filled with 30 years of lies and filth and it will be a challenge for me to rid my mind of the nonsense, in a way I require deprogramming, after all, the Catholic Church is the world’s largest cult!

The only way in which I can liberate myself from the shackles of Romanism is by getting myself Ex-communicated. In this respect the Catholic Church makes it difficult. There are several methods in Catholic canon law in which I can become ex-communicated and most of these involve a criminal offence or killing the unborn. I wish to remain pure of heart, so I do not want to be tarnished by being involved in the murder of an innocent or by physically assaulting the pope. The safest way for me to become excommunicated is by apostasy. To do this I must renounce my faith of Catholicism in totality. This will mean the renunciation of Mary as the Virgin mother, transubstantiation, Confession, Purgatory and a myriad of Catholic doctrine. I will also have to detail what otehr if any religion I am a believer in, as I am unsaved trashed I cannot cliam to be a True Christian ™ just yet, but with your help hopefully I will do soon.

This is rather daunting for me and as unsaved trash; the road to becoming a True Christian ™ will be long and arduous. Therefore I need help in dealing with demon priests and satan's church.

How should I word my letter of denunciation to my priest and bishop? How do I deal with the Roman Demons who will call at my door and try to stop me leaving?

I've spoken to my wife about this too and she has stated to me that she always trust my judgement and if I believe Romanism is wrong, so does she. She even went as far as withdrawing our monthly stipend to the local church.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

Good of you to realize both the importance of breaking away from the vile papist cult, and to not do so in a way that would be off putting to True Christianity.

Physical attack on the pope is difficult, he is guarded at all times by his transvestite Swiss dance troupe.

We appreciate your shying from performing an abortion, however, I might point out that the prohibition against abortion only covers human offspring. If you encountered a nun attempting to birth a demon for Satan, I cannot imagine you being Damned for saving the world by wresting the demon from it's hive and dashing it's head against a stone.

[Cardinal Dario Fungi]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

I beg of you not to do this, my son. It will lead you to damnation.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

I beg of you not to do this, my son. It will lead you to damnation.

It being easier for you to get in his pants if he remains Catholic.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

I beg of you not to do this, my son. It will lead you to damnation.

But you're not real!

I will only listen to the true follows of Christ.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

But you're not real!

I will only listen to the true follows of Christ.

Could go to Rome and urinate on the Vatican stairs, wouldn't that get you excommunicated?

I'm not sure if you have to be excommunicated by them (face it, they don't want to lose you, that would lower their numbers). As long as you know in your heart that they're full of crap. There are some other ex-catholics on the board, so I would wait for them to chime in. I've been baptized 5 times in my life, every time my parents joined a new fluffy bunny church, in I went. Finally the four oldest of us were Baptized at Landover just to make sure that we were Baptized properly.

But none of us were ever excommunicated from a previous church.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

The city of Rome is full of drunks, just like Dublin, plenty of them urinated on the Vatican steps I'm sure.

However, I do know now in my heart that Romanism is quite literally a cult.

I was baptised once and I cannot wait until I am re-baptised with the true grace of Our Lord and saviour.

I look forward to hearing from the other ex-catholics.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

Could go to Rome and urinate on the Vatican stairs, wouldn't that get you excommunicated?

Another problem with that is you most likely would be providing a fluid to the Catholic hierarchy for a Black Mass or some depraved ritual.

I can imagine priests anointing (and worse) each other with your urine.

Blech!

[Dillon]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

I'm not sure if you have to be excommunicated by them (face it, they don't want to lose you, that would lower their numbers). As long as you know in your heart that they're full of crap. [...] none of us were ever excommunicated from a previous church.

I agree with this wholeheartedly. It does not matter if a cult considers you a member or not; what matters is what YOU do / believe. I am so pleased to see others on this board that are striving to reach True Christianity™ just as I am.

Shout glory!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

The Anti-Christ and Mother of Whoredoms has stolen your soul, perverted your morals and led you towards the gates of Hell.

I see no point in having anything further to do with the Vicar of Rome. The feeling that you should explain anything rest merely in Catholic Guilt (Like Jewish guilt but you ring your mother anyway.) You would not write to your kidnappers apologizing for escaping or asking them to make it official.

Should you really wish, you could simply write to a bishop and say that whilst you accept the Church’s view that homers and women priests are abominations and that in no circumstances should abortion be allowed; you can no longer accept transubstantiation otherwise the blood transfusion service would be pointless, can no longer believe that buggering choirboys is not sinful and that Mary was no more than a bronze-age, peasant girl who was used as an oven to bring Christ into the world.

End by asking the bishop to consider his soul and the righteousness of Landover.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Leaving Romanism behind.

Another problem with that is you most likely would be providing a fluid to the Catholic hierarchy for a Black Mass or some depraved ritual.

I can imagine priests anointing (and worse) each other with your urine.

Blech!

Good point. Remember, the Catholics invented voodoo. I wouldn't trust any of them with my precious bodily fluids, that's for sure.