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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #16
    Re: What the Hell is this?

    Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
    Yes, the Goddess Gaia.
    Sounds like a religion that sound soon be put in the "illegal God mockery" list...

    Don't worry, Sister Palin will soon make blasphemy like yours a felony.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #17
      Re: What the Hell is this?

      Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
      No, I didn't make it up. I pray to and have conversations with God everyday. I have a better relationship with Her than you do.
      Don't you mean "Goddess" or "Oprah"?

      Let's be honest, dear. You made a bunch of ridiculous claims which don't stand up to the Light of the Bible. Well, now we know why, it's because you're not Christian, so you don't care what the Bible says.

      Are you a Wiccan?

      Or do you just make up your very own "god", which happens to like all the things you like, hate all the things you hate, and do exactly what you would want a "god" to do?

      That's called self-worship, dear.

      You "hear" your "god" telling you that your mother is in Heaven because it's what you want to believe. If you read the Bible, you'd know that all the dead are just that, dead and unknowing, until the Resurrection and Judgment.

      And then, only the True Christians(tm) will be found worthy of spending eternity praising the Lord for existing and for being so perfect by His own standards; everyone else will be cast into God's Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all time.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #18
        Re: What the Hell is this?

        Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
        Yes, the Goddess Gaia.


        Don't bother praying for me, I will send a spell your way.
        Ah, yet another troll-baby. It's going to be a long day.

        Drama queen

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        • Dillon
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2010
          • 56

          #19
          Re: What the Hell is this?

          Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
          Yes, the Goddess Gaia.


          Don't bother praying for me, I will send a spell your way.
          I seriously fear for your daughter's mental wellbeing, being raised by someone so clearly intellectually inept.
          SaveTheNigras [REMOVED]
          Why God hates the Federal Reserve
          My Biblical reasoning why the unsaved are unwelcome

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          • Stella LaForte
            Unsaved trash, but struggling to become Saved(r)
             
            • Dec 2010
            • 116

            #20
            Re: What the Hell is this?

            Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
            Yes, the Goddess Gaia.


            Don't bother praying for me, I will send a spell your way.
            We don't need your prayers from the devil, thank you very much.

            For everyone's reference, Gaia is an obese heathen earth-woman adultress that fornicated with myraids of other false idols to create all the mockeries of the traditional Roman mythos.
            1 Timothy 2:11-15
            Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: What the Hell is this?

              Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
              Yes, the Goddess Gaia.


              Don't bother praying for me, I will send a spell your way.
              Threats based on our religion! That's a hate crime! We should have you arrested!

              Don't you know that God commands us to execute witches invite witches like you to Freehold for the special late October festivities? And yet here you are, attempting to send demons to attack us!



              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Voidxno
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2011
                • 12

                #22
                Re: What the Hell is this?

                Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                No, I didn't make it up. I pray to and have conversations with God everyday. I have a better relationship with Her than you do.
                God as a Her,hmmm....
                Make as much sense as any belief in a higher power.

                But to sue this site

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                • Janine Walker
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 420

                  #23
                  Re: What the Hell is this?

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Ah, yet another troll-baby. It's going to be a long day.



                  I believe this is one of the few times an emoticon describes a situation perfectly!

                  Praise Jesus, Janine Walker

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                  • GodLuvsEveryone
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 9

                    #24
                    Re: What the Hell is this?

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    If you didn't make it up, then show us where it is said in the Bible.

                    I don't believe in the Bible or care what it says. The word of God to you is a book, the word of the Gods to me is the winds, the rains, the sun, and the earth, which all trump your paper book.

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                    • Stella LaForte
                      Unsaved trash, but struggling to become Saved(r)
                       
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 116

                      #25
                      Re: What the Hell is this?

                      Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                      I don't believe in the Bible or care what it says. The word of God to you is a book, the word of the Gods to me is the winds, the rains, the sun, and the earth, which all trump your paper book.
                      That certainly shows your ignorance. First of... plural Gods? I think not. Besides, the Bible isn't just paper. It's an, idea, the manisfestation of transcendence itself, the epitome of perfection, the sole ray of light in a damned world, offering hope up to the billions of the sinners, the fornicaters, the malicious, the heretics, all others who rebel against divine law!
                      1 Timothy 2:11-15
                      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: What the Hell is this?

                        Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                        I don't believe in the Bible or care what it says. The word of God to you is a book, the word of the Gods to me is the winds, the rains, the sun, and the earth, which all trump your paper book.
                        Then why are you complaining over what a Christian church says about Hell? Why did you bother to join this site?

                        You are trying to convert us to your cult, aren't you?

                        Do you know what God commands us to do with people who try to convert us to false religions?

                        Deuteronomy 13:6-10

                        6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

                        7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

                        8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

                        9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

                        10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • GodLuvsEveryone
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 9

                          #27
                          Re: What the Hell is this?

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          If you read the Bible, you'd know that all the dead are just that, dead and unknowing, until the Resurrection and Judgment.

                          And then, only the True Christians™ will be found worthy of spending eternity praising the Lord for existing and for being so perfect by His own standards; everyone else will be cast into God's Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all time.
                          REALLY???? Well then how, pray tell, can you make a book about Grandma Jenkins being in Hell, where she is being sodomised and burned alive, when you just said that the dead are unknowing and unaware until Judgment Day? That seems contradictory.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: What the Hell is this?

                            You're obviously a terrorist sympathizer if you think God loves everyone including Osama Bin Laden and the ninteen islamofascist hijackers. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Voidxno
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 12

                              #29
                              Re: What the Hell is this?

                              Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                              I don't believe in the Bible or care what it says. The word of God to you is a book, the word of the Gods to me is the winds, the rains, the sun, and the earth, which all trump your paper book.
                              Well at least you are exploring a creative approach. However the re-constructionist paganism is far more preferable to me than standard neopaganism.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #30
                                Re: What the Hell is this?

                                Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                                REALLY???? Well then how, pray tell, can you make a book about Grandma Jenkins being in Hell, where she is being sodomised and burned alive, when you just said that the dead are unknowing and unaware until Judgment Day? That seems contradictory.
                                I am Pastor of a small congregation in Indiana, as you'd note if you looked at anything other than your own words. I didn't produce any books about Grandma Jenkins.

                                However, there is a certain lack of clarity regarding Hell, and my congregation does not consider it to be a Salvation issue.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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