[Titus Templeton]

Re: What the Hell is this?

Why do you not become an atheist like my self? Far less confusing that trying to divine nature spirits and still you can stay away form belief in hell.

Doing Science can be enough beauty unto it's self. -Richard Dawkins.

Be quiet, you snake! You will land in Hell if you believe in it or not!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What the Hell is this?

Why do you not become an atheist like my self? Far less confusing that trying to divine nature spirits and still you can stay away form belief in hell.

Doing Science can be enough beauty unto it's self. -Richard Dawkins.

Richard Dawkins may not be intelligent enough to see God all around him, but he IS sufficiently educated to know that one does not use an apostrophe to indicate the possessive of "it".

Excellent deduction, Reverend. I didn't recognise her trying to twist me into her depraved cult immediately by use of such honeyed terminology, and I'm glad you stepped in before she could further draw prospective members such as myself away from the clutches of the truth.

You must always have your guard up! "People" like this are everywhere . . .

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: What the Hell is this?

My 7 year old daughter found this site and I am just shocked at the stupidity.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/grandma.html

My mother-in-law, actually named Mrs. Jenkins, died two weeks ago. She wasn't "saved" as you guys put it but I know God loves her and that she is in Heaven with him right now. There is no such thing as Hell, God loves us too much to send us there. My young daughter found this page and she has been crying ever since. She says she has nightmares about grandma burning in flames. She's going to need years of therapy now.

I have consulted my liberal, democrat lawyer from the ACLU about suing your asses for the medical costs.

In the part of the world I come from we have a saying, which is quite fitting in this instance. It is usually used for having no defence when in the wrong The saying is, Take your oil!

A colloquial term I know but the meaning is thus; You have created this situation. You allowed your child unsupervised access to the Internet, because of it she stumbled across a fantastic children's book which for some reason upset both of you. In short, you should accept your situation, it is of your own doing.

I would also like to direct you to; Proverbs 3:33-35

[GodLuvsEveryone]

Re: What the Hell is this?

Hello. I am an attorney affiliated with Landover Baptist Church. We are taking your post as contructive notice that you are going to file suit against us. We are initiating legal work to prepare a response. I am notifying you of this so you can be aware of when we start accounting for the costs and legal fees we will be seeking to collect from you in addition to the punitive damages for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

I am also hereby notifying you that we have logged your IP address in Landover, MD and we are sending an information disclosure request to your ISP. We do this so we can document all public and private allegations made against us by you so we can see if a counter-claim for slander or libel would be actionable.

In which jurisdiction do you plan on filing? I ask because the amount we will be able to collect from you varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. If you are in Beltsville, then I assume you will file in either the District Court of Maryland or in the U.S. District Court of Maryland. If you DO file in state court, please be aware that we will file a motion to remove the case to the Federal court.

Please provide us with the name and contact information of your attorney of record. We will work with him to coordinate the discovery process. I am sure he will advise you of the risky position into which you have just placed yourself.

If you wish to avoid all of this unpleasantness, please notify us here immediately that you rescind your notice of pending suit and that you will cease and desist in issuing all such threats now or in the future. If we do not receive such notice immediately, we will shut down your account and proceed with our counter claim.

Don't mess with the bull, boy. You will get the horns.

See you in court. I'll warn you, I have the ACLU on my side and the courts tend to side with women, liberals, and minorities.... all of which I am.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: What the Hell is this?

See you in court. I'll warn you, I have the ACLU on my side and the courts tend to side with women, liberals, and minorities.... all of which I am.

Very well.

[Stella LaForte]

Re: What the Hell is this?

See you in court. I'll warn you, I have the ACLU on my side and the courts tend to side with women, liberals, and minorities.... all of which I am.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What the Hell is this?

See you in court. I'll warn you, I have the ACLU on my side and the courts tend to side with women, liberals, and minorities.... all of which I am.

Yes, you're going to sue us for posting what the Bible says on a Christian site. Hey good luck with that, I don't think our nation is that far gone yet.

[PetitionLady]

Re: What the Hell is this?

How do you know what was in her heart, my friend? Maybe she did come to love Jesus and is sitting at his right hand this very moment?

Some Christians do keep their relationship with Jesus somewhat private.

Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

We will pray for her Salvation.

In Christ.

Thank you for your Godly words, Brother Porter.

YSIC

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What the Hell is this?

Have it your way. Please tell us how you "read" the winds, the rains, the sun, and the earth to "prove" that there is no hell and that your mother-in-law is in Heaven with God/the Goddess/the Gods/whatever it is you worship this time.

I guess she's not going to answer this. Maybe the next make-it-up-as-you-go-along playgan we get will take a stab at it.

[Stella LaForte]

Re: What the Hell is this?

I guess she's not going to answer this. Maybe the next make-it-up-as-you-go-along playgan we get will take a stab at it.

No, she conveniently ignored everything and cherry-picked what parts of comments she'd answer, then tried to convert us to her paganistic cult.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What the Hell is this?

See you in court. I'll warn you, I have the ACLU on my side and the courts tend to side with women, liberals, and minorities.... all of which I am.

It appears that the admins of this site have thoughtfully you to protect you from yourself.

I look forward to seeing your case filed. What will the complaint be? "I don't like Jesus"? "God is a big meanie"?