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  • GodLuvsEveryone
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2011
    • 9

    #1

    What the Hell is this?

    My 7 year old daughter found this site and I am just shocked at the stupidity.



    My mother-in-law, actually named Mrs. Jenkins, died two weeks ago. She wasn't "saved" as you guys put it but I know God loves her and that she is in Heaven with him right now. There is no such thing as Hell, God loves us too much to send us there. My young daughter found this page and she has been crying ever since. She says she has nightmares about grandma burning in flames. She's going to need years of therapy now.

    I have consulted my liberal, democrat lawyer from the ACLU about suing your asses for the medical costs.
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: What the Hell is this?

    Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
    My mother-in-law, actually named Mrs. Jenkins, died two weeks ago. She wasn't "saved" as you guys put it but I know God loves her and that she is in Heaven with him right now. There is no such thing as Hell, God loves us too much to send us there.
    Where did you get that idea? It certainly isn't in the Bible. Is that some religious belief you made up on your own? You can be honest with us.

    Also, threatening us with a bogus lawsuit about us being responsible for that unsaved crone's death won't get you very far here.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Dillon
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 56

      #3
      Re: What the Hell is this?

      Suing this website for damages is much like suing a pornographic site for damaging your teenage son.
      Neither you, nor your daughter were invited here. This is a True Christian™ forum where unsaved folk like you are not welcome.
      There are many things wrong with your beliefs, but I can see you're not here to debate that. So kindly leave.
      SaveTheNigras [REMOVED]
      Why God hates the Federal Reserve
      My Biblical reasoning why the unsaved are unwelcome

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: What the Hell is this?

        Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
        Mrs. Jenkins, died two weeks ago. She wasn't "saved"
        Obviously no relative of mine. Enjoy Hell, interloper.

        Typical litigious liberal scum.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Stella LaForte
          Unsaved trash, but struggling to become Saved(r)
           
          • Dec 2010
          • 116

          #5
          Re: What the Hell is this?

          Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
          My 7 year old daughter found this site and I am just shocked at the stupidity.



          My mother-in-law, actually named Mrs. Jenkins, died two weeks ago. She wasn't "saved" as you guys put it but I know God loves her and that she is in Heaven with him right now. There is no such thing as Hell, God loves us too much to send us there. My young daughter found this page and she has been crying ever since. She says she has nightmares about grandma burning in flames. She's going to need years of therapy now.

          I have consulted my liberal, democrat lawyer from the ACLU about suing your asses for the medical costs.
          First off, that "God loves everyone" stuff is total nonsense.

          Leviticus 20:23 - "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."

          Leviticus 26:30 - "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you."

          Deuteronomy 32:19 - "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."

          Psalm 5:5 - "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."

          Psalm 5:6 - "Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."

          Psalm 10:3 - "For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth."

          Psalm 11:5 - "The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."

          Psalm 53:5 - "There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them."

          Psalm 73:20 - "As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image."

          Psalm 78:59 - "When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:"

          Psalm 106:40 - "Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."

          Proverbs 6:16-19 - "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

          Proverbs 22:14 - "The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."

          Lamentations 2:6 - "And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."

          Hosea 9:15 - "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."

          Zechariah 11:8 - "Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."

          Malachi 1:3 - "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."

          Romans 9:13 - "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."

          Also, ah... freedom of speech? If you walk in on a couple having sex, you can't sue them. If you stumble across a website offering things you find offencive, tough luck. Can't sue them either. It's pathetic that you would consider suing them.
          1 Timothy 2:11-15
          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #6
            Re: What the Hell is this?

            Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
            My 7 year old daughter found this site and I am just shocked at the stupidity.



            My mother-in-law, actually named Mrs. Jenkins, died two weeks ago. She wasn't "saved" as you guys put it but I know God loves her and that she is in Heaven with him right now. There is no such thing as Hell, God loves us too much to send us there. My young daughter found this page and she has been crying ever since. She says she has nightmares about grandma burning in flames. She's going to need years of therapy now.

            I have consulted my liberal, democrat lawyer from the ACLU about suing your asses for the medical costs.
            How do you know what was in her heart, my friend? Maybe she did come to love Jesus and is sitting at his right hand this very moment?

            Some Christians do keep their relationship with Jesus somewhat private.

            Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

            We will pray for her Salvation.

            In Christ.
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: What the Hell is this?

              Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
              My 7 year old daughter found this site and I am just shocked at the stupidity.



              My mother-in-law, actually named Mrs. Jenkins, died two weeks ago. She wasn't "saved" as you guys put it but I know God loves her and that she is in Heaven with him right now. There is no such thing as Hell, God loves us too much to send us there. My young daughter found this page and she has been crying ever since. She says she has nightmares about grandma burning in flames. She's going to need years of therapy now.

              I have consulted my liberal, democrat lawyer from the ACLU about suing your asses for the medical costs.
              You do realize that you cannot sue someone for telling the truth right? Where in the Bible does it say everyone gets into heaven?

              If anything you should be charged with neglect for letting a seven year old surf the internet unwatched. Do you know what's out there? Typical liebral parent, you guys spit them out but then expect everyone else to raise them for you.
              Drama queen

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #8
                Re: What the Hell is this?

                Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                ...My young daughter found this page and she has been crying ever since...
                Do you let her play on the freeway, as well? After all, it'd be God's will if she got smushed by an eighteen-wheeler, not your own appalling lack of parenting skills, right?

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: What the Hell is this?

                  Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                  My 7 year old daughter found this site...
                  You let your 7 year old daughter use the internet UNSUPERVISED?!?!?!?

                  Yes, please go and visit a lawyer. You'll need child protection services take your daughter away so that you can stop neglecting her and filling her with HATE. Then she can be raised in a good Christian home instead of an atheist one.

                  Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                  She wasn't "saved" as you guys put it but I know God loves her and that she is in Heaven with him right now.
                  How do you "know" this factually? You don't. People like you are the reason atheists think that Christians believe in fairy tales instead of facts. Please stop destroying the last remaining ounce of credibility that Christianity still has. Thank you.

                  Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                  There is no such thing as Hell, God loves us too much to send us there.
                  And yet it's mentioned throughout the Old and New Testament that God does send people there. Do you understand that as Christians, we're actually supposed to believe in what the Bible says? Otherwise you're just making up your own religion as you go. Then when you stand trembling in front of God, then God will say "you followed your own religion, so now build your own Heaven, punk"

                  Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                  My young daughter found this page and she has been crying ever since. She says she has nightmares about grandma burning in flames.
                  If YOU hadn't neglected both your daughter AND mother-in-law, you could actually have saved her and she could've gone to Heaven. But no, you failed to do so. The fault lies entirely with yourself.

                  Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                  She's going to need years of therapy now.
                  What she needs is heterosexual Christian parents.

                  Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                  I have consulted my liberal, democrat lawyer from the ACLU about suing your asses for the medical costs.
                  If you were Christian, you wouldn't have medical costs but prayer would suffice. If you don't believe in the power of prayer, then say "hi" to your mother-in-law when you see her in Hell
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • GodLuvsEveryone
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 9

                    #10
                    Re: What the Hell is this?

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Where did you get that idea? It certainly isn't in the Bible. Is that some religious belief you made up on your own? You can be honest with us.

                    Also, threatening us with a bogus lawsuit about us being responsible for that unsaved crone's death won't get you very far here.

                    No, I didn't make it up. I pray to and have conversations with God everyday. I have a better relationship with Her than you do.

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                    • Janine Walker
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 420

                      #11
                      Re: What the Hell is this?

                      Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                      No, I didn't make it up. I pray to and have conversations with God everyday. I have a better relationship with Her than you do.
                      DID YOU JUST CALL GOD A HER?

                      I will pray for you, Janine Walker

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                      • Johannes Kirkeholm
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 395

                        #12
                        Re: What the Hell is this?

                        Originally posted by Stella LaForte View Post
                        First off, that "God loves everyone" stuff is total nonsense. [A lot of wonderful Scripture]
                        Well done, Stella! There might be hope for you yet

                        I will add that the notion that God loves everyone also gives rise to the problem of evil. You can read about that by clicking the link in my signature.
                        To the atheists:

                        To the false christians:

                        Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                        Hosea 13:16
                        Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
                          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #13
                          Re: What the Hell is this?

                          Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                          No, I didn't make it up. I pray to and have conversations with God everyday. I have a better relationship with Her than you do.
                          How do you know it's God? How do you know it's not just the inner part of yourself? How do you know it's not Satan? I'm pretty sure this "God" is telling you that everything you have already preconceived what is right and wrong is perfectly a-okay. You are essentially worshiping a God you created yourself. You've rejected what the Bible says we must do so you have made God in your own image to satisfy your own egotistical desires.

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: What the Hell is this?

                            Originally posted by GodLuvsEveryone View Post
                            No, I didn't make it up. I pray to and have conversations with God everyday. I have a better relationship with Her than you do.
                            If you didn't make it up, then show us where it is said in the Bible.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • GodLuvsEveryone
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 9

                              #15
                              Re: What the Hell is this?

                              Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                              DID YOU JUST CALL GOD A HER?

                              I will pray for you, Janine Walker

                              Yes, the Goddess Gaia.


                              Don't bother praying for me, I will send a spell your way.

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