Introducing Myself

[No Relation]

Hello all you beautiful, masterful, godly white people. I am Tyrone Brown, a black man and True Christian. I have devoted my entire life to following the good book to the word. I come here from the Vandelay Baptist Church, located in Vandelay, Texas.

My favorite Bible verse is Ephesians 6:5-8
'Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart. Serve wholeheartedly, as if you were serving the Lord, not people, because you know that the Lord will reward each one for whatever good they do, whether they are slave or free.'

I came to find Jesus and was saved from my wretched, false beliefs by all the wonderful white people in my community who, seeing I am a lowly negro who can't understand things very good (you have to talk slowly and repeat yourself often for me to begin to understand the Lord's word), opened my eyes to the true glory of the Lord. Blessed be Him!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mr. Hamite, doesn't it feel good to come to Jesus and shake off the shackles of Noah's Curse?

Glory!

[Janine Walker]

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Hello all you beautiful, masterful, godly white people. I am Tyrone Brown, a black man and True Christian. I have devoted my entire life to following the good book to the word. I come here from the Vandelay Baptist Church, located in Vandelay, Texas.

My favorite Bible verse is Ephesians 6:5-8
'Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart. Serve wholeheartedly, as if you were serving the Lord, not people, because you know that the Lord will reward each one for whatever good they do, whether they are slave or free.'

I came to find Jesus and was saved from my wretched, false beliefs by all the wonderful white people in my community who, seeing I am a lowly negro who can't understand things very good (you have to talk slowly and repeat yourself often for me to begin to understand the Lord's word), opened my eyes to the true glory of the Lord. Blessed be Him!

That isn't a King James Bible verse, I'd really recommend getting one. I am typing this very slowly so that you may understand. I will avoid using words long than 6 letters unless it is needed.

Welcome and True Christian™ is not a term to be used lightly.

Janine Walker

EDIT: After doing some research I now see that is the New King James Bible, I'd really recommend using the KJV1611 because it is what real Christians use and is the purest true word of God.

[No Relation]

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Mr. Hamite, doesn't it feel good to come to Jesus and shake off the shackles of Noah's Curse?

Glory!

Yes sir God's glory is great!

Janine, ma'am, you are absolutely right about using 'True Christian' lightly. I realize my mistake now and apologize. I am not the one to decide if I am a True Christian, that is ya'lls job! How stupid of me.

I thought all the versions of the Good Book were the same but with fancy new names. Am I wrong? I am truly ignorant and must have these things explained to me. Thank you for guiding me in God's way!

[BelieverInGod]

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Yes sir God's glory is great!

Janine, ma'am, you are absolutely right about using 'True Christian' lightly. I realize my mistake now and apologize. I am not the one to decide if I am a True Christian, that is ya'lls job! How stupid of me.

I thought all the versions of the Good Book were the same but with fancy new names. Am I wrong? I am truly ignorant and must have these things explained to me. Thank you for guiding me in God's way!

You're very wrong. Although people think that "it's just the Bible put into simpler words" it's actually Satan slowly changing the word of God. Each version is just a little bit worse than the last.

Here's a link regarding the NKJV

http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/nkjvdead.htm

[Gabriel Reproba]

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...seeing I am a lowly negro who can't understand things very good ...

Welcome, cursed Son of Ham!


PS: You really should capitalize "Negro." We don't tolerate racism around here.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Church Sambo.

Please excuse me while I go bring in the pies I have cooling on my windowsill.

[Cranky Old Man]

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WEL-COME... PLEASE... DO... NOT... TOUCH... ANY-THING

[Brother Temperance]

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Praise! It's good to see a fellow who knows his place. If you continue to learn from us with a humble spirit and an open mind, I have every confidence that soon you'll be allowed to mow the lawns, pick the cotton, and polish the pearly gates of Heaven.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome young fellow. You seem like a fine person who knows his place in the world and ready to make his mark on it. Are you looking for work?

[Bible Student]

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Welcome young fellow. You seem like a fine person who knows his place in the world and ready to make his mark on it. Are you looking for work?

Brother James, that is a very apropos question at the moment. I heard rumors that Brother James Dewitt may be looking for replacements for his Hisspanish workers.