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  • Christ's Cheerleader
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2011
    • 16

    #1

    Hi there!!

    Hi y'all, I'm so happy to be here on the Landover Baptist Church forums. I'm a Cheerleader for Christ, working with a team of girls who try to bring God's message to sinners through our energy, enthusiasm, and athletic routines. Me and the other girls attend a small baptist church, The Healing Hands of God Church, run by Pastor Doyle Feeley. He makes sure to take the time to minister to each of us as we travel the backroads of God's country to spread the Holy Word of the KJV1611. Some nights we hardly sleep at all, we get so worked up spreading the Word! I'm here for more Christian fellowship and to bring my enthusiasm! My favorite Bible verse is Deuteronomy 28 63 And it shall come to pass, that as the LORD rejoiced over you to do you good, and to multiply you; so the LORD will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nought; and ye shall be plucked from off the land whither thou goest to possess it. I think it's so awesome how He rejoices in destroying his enemies! Go God!!!
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Hi there!!

    PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

    Are you trying to lead our Brothers into sin?
    Drama queen

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Hi there!!

      Welcome to our Christian Community! It's so good to see a young girl with such a firm faith in the Lord. Have you made the acquaintance of Reverend Osborne yet? If not, I'm sure he'll be along to minister to you shortly.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Brother Harold Porter
        Landover Senior Outreach
        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 8236

        #4
        Re: Hi there!!

        Originally posted by Christ's Cheerleader View Post
        Hi y'all, I'm so happy to be here on the Landover Baptist Church forums. I'm a Cheerleader for Christ, working with a team of girls who try to bring God's message to sinners through our energy, enthusiasm, and athletic routines. Me and the other girls attend a small baptist church, The Healing Hands of God Church, run by Pastor Doyle Feeley. He makes sure to take the time to minister to each of us as we travel the backroads of God's country to spread the Holy Word of the KJV1611. Some nights we hardly sleep at all, we get so worked up spreading the Word! I'm here for more Christian fellowship and to bring my enthusiasm! My favorite Bible verse is Deuteronomy 28 63 And it shall come to pass, that as the LORD rejoiced over you to do you good, and to multiply you; so the LORD will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nought; and ye shall be plucked from off the land whither thou goest to possess it. I think it's so awesome how He rejoices in destroying his enemies! Go God!!!
        Welcome Dear!

        Your enthusiam for Jesus is refreshing, as is your dedication to exercise.

        1 Corinthians 6:19 "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"

        We have a new program for young ladies, "Jumping Jacks for Jesus" on the Church lawn after services every Sunday to praise God for the gift of our bodies and keep them in shape. All are welcome!

        In Jesus!
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #5
          Re: Hi there!!

          Welcome! COuld you please give us more information on your church? Our DoF investigators say they have no record of Pastor Doyle Feeley or his ministry.
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • Christ's Cheerleader
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2011
            • 16

            #6
            Re: Hi there!!

            Thank you all so much for your welcome! Well, in our church we focus both on getting God's word to the unsaved as well as preventing ourselves from lapsing into Satan's grasp. Pastor makes sure that none of us our demonically possessed. One of the ways he does that is by giving us special demon repelling blessed pillows we can use to make sure we're all pure. Pastor explained that heavy clothes can trap the demons in so it works better if we're wearing something lighter, like nightgowns. We all get in a room and hit each other with the pillows to knock out any demons that may have entered us. To protect himself, Pastor waits in another room where he can keep an eye on us with all of the cameras he has set up. I know he's always extra careful to make sure none of us have any demons because every time we're done he prays for a long time before we see him again.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Hi there!!

              Hello!! Woo WOo!!
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #8
                Re: Hi there!!

                Welcome to our Godly Forum™

                I am most interested in all the spreading you do.


                Originally posted by Christ's Cheerleader View Post
                Hi y'all, I'm so happy to be here on the Landover Baptist Church forums. I'm a Cheerleader for Christ, working with a team of girls who try to bring God's message to sinners through our energy, enthusiasm, and athletic routines. Me and the other girls attend a small baptist church, The Healing Hands of God Church, run by Pastor Doyle Feeley. He makes sure to take the time to minister to each of us as we travel the backroads of God's country to spread the Holy Word of the KJV1611. Some nights we hardly sleep at all, we get so worked up spreading the Word! I'm here for more Christian fellowship and to bring my enthusiasm! My favorite Bible verse is Deuteronomy 28 63 And it shall come to pass, that as the LORD rejoiced over you to do you good, and to multiply you; so the LORD will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nought; and ye shall be plucked from off the land whither thou goest to possess it. I think it's so awesome how He rejoices in destroying his enemies! Go God!!!


                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • Janine Walker
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 420

                  #9
                  Re: Hi there!!

                  My favorite cheer by far is definitely the one me and my friends do on Sunday when we're cheering on our after-church Bible Camp.


                  I AM A C *CLAP CLAP*
                  I AM A C-H *CLAP CLAP*
                  I AM A C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N *CLAP CLAP*
                  AND WHEN I HAVE C-H-R-I-S-T IN MY H-E-A-R-T THEN I WILL L-I-V-E E-T-E-R-N-A-L-L-Y


                  What's yours?! It'd make me very happy if I had something new to bring to the girls .

                  Welcome, Janine Walker

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Re: Hi there!!

                    Originally posted by Christ's Cheerleader View Post
                    Thank you all so much for your welcome! Well, in our church we focus both on getting God's word to the unsaved as well as preventing ourselves from lapsing into Satan's grasp. Pastor makes sure that none of us our demonically possessed. One of the ways he does that is by giving us special demon repelling blessed pillows we can use to make sure we're all pure. Pastor explained that heavy clothes can trap the demons in so it works better if we're wearing something lighter, like nightgowns. We all get in a room and hit each other with the pillows to knock out any demons that may have entered us. To protect himself, Pastor waits in another room where he can keep an eye on us with all of the cameras he has set up. I know he's always extra careful to make sure none of us have any demons because every time we're done he prays for a long time before we see him again.
                    Welcome young lady. Jesus is very happy that you have logged onto His Favorite Forum™
                    I am most interested in this demon exercise of your Pastors. You don't have a copy of that video do you?

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                    • Dillon
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 56

                      #11
                      Re: Hi there!!

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Welcome young lady. Jesus is very happy that you have logged onto His Favorite Forum™
                      I am most interested in this demon exercise of your Pastors. You don't have a copy of that video do you?
                      I would be interested in this as well.
                      SaveTheNigras [REMOVED]
                      Why God hates the Federal Reserve
                      My Biblical reasoning why the unsaved are unwelcome

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                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479

                        #12
                        Re: Hi there!!

                        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                        Welcome! COuld you please give us more information on your church? Our DoF investigators say they have no record of Pastor Doyle Feeley or his ministry.

                        Are you going to answer this question or not?
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

                        Comment

                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #13
                          Re: Hi there!!

                          Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                          Are you going to answer this question or not?

                          Take it easy on her Brother I am trying to get a copy of dat video she is in.

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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151

                            #14
                            Re: Hi there!!

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Take it easy on her Brother I am trying to get a copy of dat video she is in.
                            In addition, do not forget all the spreading Brother


                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

                            Comment

                            • Lycia The Repentant
                              Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                              Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 2019

                              #15
                              Re: Hi there!!

                              Well hello there, welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm), Ms. Cheerleader!

                              I agree with you that there is no greater glory than spreading the Gospel. Maybe sometime in the future we can get together and spread it.

                              "Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour."
                              Ecclesiates 4:9
                              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                              An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
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                              Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                              An Open Question to All false christians.

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