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  • Lady Delacroix
    Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
    • Jan 2011
    • 50

    #1

    Pleased to meet you.

    Good evening, followers of LBC.
    My name is Annette, but you all may call me Lady Delacroix.

    I just happen to stumble upon this web address, and was certainly impressed by your commitment to a 2000+ year old book.

    From what I've been reading, you expect me to automatically convert with a snap of a finger. I highly doubt that will happen, but you never know what the future will hold.

    So, with that said, I will wait for your responses and (eventual) questions you all may or may not have for me.

    Farewell (temporarily),
    Lady Delacroix
    Song of Solomon 4:5
    Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Pleased to meet you.

    Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
    Good evening, followers of LBC.
    My name is Annette, but you all may call me Lady Delacroix.

    I just happen to stumble upon this web address, and was certainly impressed by your commitment to a 2000+ year old book.

    From what I've been reading, you expect me to automatically convert with a snap of a finger. I highly doubt that will happen, but you never know what the future will hold.

    So, with that said, I will wait for your responses and (eventual) questions you all may or may not have for me.

    Farewell (temporarily),
    Lady Delacroix
    No, we expect you to pick up the KJV 1611 Bible.
    Drama queen

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    • Lady Delacroix
      Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
      • Jan 2011
      • 50

      #3
      Re: Pleased to meet you.

      I had one of those little books a long time ago. I'm not sure where it went, though.
      It probably just got lost when I moved.
      Song of Solomon 4:5
      Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Pleased to meet you.

        Here you go
        Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.


        Free and everything
        Drama queen

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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #5
          Re: Pleased to meet you.

          Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
          Good evening, followers of LBC.
          My name is Annette, but you all may call me Lady Delacroix.
          We will call you what you are: a heathen. You say so yourself.


          I just happen to stumble upon this web address, and was certainly impressed by your commitment to a 2000+ year old book.
          What do you think we would be committed to? A brand new book that has NOT withstood the test of time like the Bible? Something like Freakanomics?

          From what I've been reading, you expect me to automatically convert with a snap of a finger.
          Yes, but it has to be the snap of your finger. You have received God's message in your heart. As soon as you stop rejecting his message, you will be saved. Isn't that great?


          I highly doubt that will happen, but you never know what the future will hold.
          You DO know what the future holds. The Bible tells us. Go read Revelations.

          What would you like to know about us or the Bible?
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • Lady Delacroix
            Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
            • Jan 2011
            • 50

            #6
            Re: Pleased to meet you.

            Thank you.
            I'm still not sure why I need to read an old book that's been translated so many times that the original message is probably not even close to what it originally was.
            But, thank you anyway.
            Song of Solomon 4:5
            Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #7
              Re: Pleased to meet you.

              Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
              Thank you.
              I'm still not sure why I need to read an old book that's been translated so many times that the original message is probably not even close to what it originally was.
              But, thank you anyway.
              Please support your claim by showing us evidence that the KJV Bible is not a proper translation of the Greek and Hebrew. Till then, I will assume you made that up.
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: Pleased to meet you.

                Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
                Thank you.
                I'm still not sure why I need to read an old book that's been translated so many times that the original message is probably not even close to what it originally was.
                But, thank you anyway.
                Except that it has been compared to the oldest texts (dead sea scrolls?) and found to be accurate.

                Do you really think that God is so weak that he couldn't keep his own word straight?
                Drama queen

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                • Lady Delacroix
                  Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 50

                  #9
                  Re: Pleased to meet you.

                  Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                  We will call you what you are: a heathen. You say so yourself.
                  I call myself human, although the two words do sound alike, so I'm not surprised that you got them mixed up.

                  Yes, but it has to be the snap of your finger. You have received God's message in your heart. As soon as you stop rejecting his message, you will be saved. Isn't that great?
                  I haven't received any message from any deity, in my heart or otherwise.


                  You DO know what the future holds. The Bible tells us. Go read Revelations.

                  What would you like to know about us or the Bible?
                  Sure, I'll get right on that.
                  Song of Solomon 4:5
                  Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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                  • Lady Delacroix
                    Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 50

                    #10
                    Re: Pleased to meet you.

                    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                    Please support your claim by showing us evidence that the KJV Bible is not a proper translation of the Greek and Hebrew. Till then, I will assume you made that up.
                    There are no "proper" translations.
                    If someone were to translate this post into, say, spanish or french, there are going to be words that mean two different things in the other language, and the translator would basically be forced to guess which is the right meaning using context clues. It could be close to what the original message was, but it wouldn't be exact or "proper".
                    Song of Solomon 4:5
                    Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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                    • Lady Delacroix
                      Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 50

                      #11
                      Re: Pleased to meet you.

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      Except that it has been compared to the oldest texts (dead sea scrolls?) and found to be accurate.

                      Do you really think that God is so weak that he couldn't keep his own word straight?
                      If God is omnipotent and such, then I'm sure he could keep it straight.
                      Humans, on the other hand, are prone to error.

                      Close, but no cigar!
                      Song of Solomon 4:5
                      Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #12
                        Re: Pleased to meet you.

                        Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
                        There are no "proper" translations.
                        If someone were to translate this post into, say, spanish or french, there are going to be words that mean two different things in the other language, and the translator would basically be forced to guess which is the right meaning using context clues. It could be close to what the original message was, but it wouldn't be exact or "proper".
                        **sigh**

                        Completely ignored my post.

                        Try these

                        Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.



                        And off site




                        As for the other perversions out there, you'll find most of them came after 1970. So please explain why the KJV Bible was good enough for almost 400 years, but not good enough for the "me generation".
                        Drama queen

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                        • Lady Delacroix
                          Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 50

                          #13
                          Re: Pleased to meet you.

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          As for the other perversions out there, you'll find most of them came after 1970. So please explain why the KJV Bible was good enough for almost 400 years, but not good enough for the "me generation".
                          Probably because the work required would take a few years to complete by human hand, while a computer can do the same work in about a day (or less).
                          Song of Solomon 4:5
                          Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #14
                            Re: Pleased to meet you.

                            Originally posted by Lady Delacroix View Post
                            Probably because the work required would take a few years to complete by human hand, while a computer can do the same work in about a day (or less).
                            Wow, so where did all those Bibles come from before that? You do realize that the printing press has been around for a few centuries, right?

                            Hey, you're heart is hardened, you're going to Hell, that's fine with me. I'm only judged on whether or not I shared the gospel with you, not whether or not you accept it. God knows his own.
                            Drama queen

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                            • Lady Delacroix
                              Unsaved trash, feminazi whore
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 50

                              #15
                              Re: Pleased to meet you.

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Wow, so where did all those Bibles come from before that? You do realize that the printing press has been around for a few centuries, right?
                              A printing press makes copies. Computers (if properly programed) can translate a document from one languange to another, instead of a human translating it one word and/or phrase at a time.
                              Hey, you're heart is hardened, you're going to Hell, that's fine with me. I'm only judged on whether or not I shared the gospel with you, not whether or not you accept it. God knows his own.
                              I already said it would be unlikely that I converted.
                              But, hey, at least you tried
                              Song of Solomon 4:5
                              Thy two breasts [are] like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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