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  • Scott123
    Unsaved trash, suspected drunk papist
    • Dec 2010
    • 38

    #1

    Please pray for..

    Hi,

    I can't access the prayer requests forum so i thought i would ask here, sorry that this is in the wrong place.

    My grandfather has been in hospital for a few weeks now and the doctors have now said he has lung cancer.

    I really don't know how to feel about this and i would appreciate it if you would include him in your prayers in hope that he will get better.

    Thank you,

    God Bless.
    Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you. Philippians 4:9
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: Please pray for..

    Originally posted by Scott123 View Post
    Hi,
    I can't access the prayer requests forum so i thought i would ask here, sorry that this is in the wrong place.
    My grandfather has been in hospital for a few weeks now and the doctors have now said he has lung cancer.
    I really don't know how to feel about this and i would appreciate it if you would include him in your prayers in hope that he will get better.
    Thank you, God Bless.
    Hi, Scott.

    Yes, your grandfather is dying. He always has been. The lung cancer is just a reminder. Even if it magically got better, you don't expect him to live forever, do you?

    I'm assuming you love him and are upset by the recent diagnosis, and aren't just looking for sympathy from near-total strangers. If you do love him, make him as happy as you can for the time he has left with you. Go to the hospital and talk to him. Get to know him better. When he's gone, everything he knows goes with him.

    And when he does go, don't be sad. He was lucky enough to survive on this planet long enough to have grandchildren who loved him, right?

    On the other hand, you could hang on to your religious superstitions, and have a reason to get all upset when the True Christians™ detail out exactly why your grandfather will burn in Hell for all eternity with Satan's barbed tallywhacker up his wazzoo...

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: Please pray for..

      Originally posted by Scott123 View Post
      My grandfather has been in hospital for a few weeks now and the doctors have now said he has lung cancer.

      Congratulations! You must be so thrilled to know your pappy is going to Heaven to dance with Jesus! Are you going to throw a party? This is assuming he is a good Christian man. Is he?
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • Scott123
        Unsaved trash, suspected drunk papist
        • Dec 2010
        • 38

        #4
        Re: Please pray for..

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        Congratulations! You must be so thrilled to know your pappy is going to Heaven to dance with Jesus! Are you going to throw a party? This is assuming he is a good Christian man. Is he?
        He's a baptist, so i presume so yes.
        Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you. Philippians 4:9

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        • InvisiblePinkUnicorn
          Unsaved trash, Hateful godmocker
          • Jan 2010
          • 92

          #5
          Re: Please pray for..

          Why are you sad? If people really believe this fairy tale, they would walk around like THIS all the time:

          "And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." - Judges 1:19

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Please pray for..

            Originally posted by Scott123 View Post
            He's a baptist, so i presume so yes.
            What does your pastor have to say about this? Why aren't you talking to him?
            Drama queen

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Please pray for..

              Originally posted by Scott123 View Post
              Hi,

              I can't access the prayer requests forum so i thought i would ask here, sorry that this is in the wrong place.

              My grandfather has been in hospital for a few weeks now and the doctors have now said he has lung cancer.

              I really don't know how to feel about this and i would appreciate it if you would include him in your prayers in hope that he will get better.

              Thank you,

              God Bless.
              Jesus must hate him. What's the problem?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • I hate
                Unsaved trash, 12 year old hatemonger
                • Jan 2011
                • 9

                #8
                Re: Please pray for..

                Scott, I will be praying along with you that your Grandfather will be able to live a while longer. It's true all humans die eventually, but I hope you could be with a while longer before he goes. I do not know his background, nor do I even know what he's like, but I hope God has other plans for him before sending him back 'home'. Good luck.
                Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                • Scott123
                  Unsaved trash, suspected drunk papist
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 38

                  #9
                  Re: Please pray for..

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Jesus must hate him. What's the problem?
                  I don't think so, well at least he doesn't fall under any of the reasons for being damned by Jesus in your signature.
                  Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you. Philippians 4:9

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #10
                    Re: Please pray for..

                    Originally posted by Scott123 View Post
                    I don't think so, well at least he doesn't fall under any of the reasons for being damned by Jesus in your signature.
                    Do you have any idea what he could have done to upset God?

                    For example, he may have had impure thoughts or gazed at a woman (or man!) in a lustful fashion. The Bible states he should pluck out his eye. Then his lung cancer may go away.

                    The whole irony will of course be that the doctors will conclude that surgically removing one's eye is the cure for lung cancer
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Scott123
                      Unsaved trash, suspected drunk papist
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 38

                      #11
                      Re: Please pray for..

                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                      Do you have any idea what he could have done to upset God?

                      For example, he may have had impure thoughts or gazed at a woman (or man!) in a lustful fashion. The Bible states he should pluck out his eye. Then his lung cancer may go away.

                      The whole irony will of course be that the doctors will conclude that surgically removing one's eye is the cure for lung cancer
                      I have absolutely no idea.

                      He is on chemotherapy...
                      Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you. Philippians 4:9

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263

                        #12
                        Re: Please pray for..

                        Originally posted by Scott123 View Post
                        He is on chemotherapy...
                        Friend, I have a little story to tell you. Let's head over to Mark 9:14-29:

                        14 And when he came to his disciples, he saw a great multitude about them, and the scribes questioning with them.
                        15 And straightway all the people, when they beheld him, were greatly amazed, and running to him saluted him.
                        16 And he asked the scribes, What question ye with them?
                        17 And one of the multitude answered and said, Master, I have brought unto thee my son, which hath a dumb spirit;
                        18 And wheresoever he taketh him, he teareth him: and he foameth, and gnasheth with his teeth, and pineth away: and I spake to thy disciples that they should cast him out; and they could not.
                        19 He answereth him, and saith, O faithless generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him unto me.
                        20 And they brought him unto him: and when he saw him, straightway the spirit tare him; and he fell on the ground, and wallowed foaming.
                        21 And he asked his father, How long is it ago since this came unto him? And he said, Of a child.
                        22 And ofttimes it hath cast him into the fire, and into the waters, to destroy him: but if thou canst do any thing, have compassion on us, and help us.
                        23 Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth.
                        24 And straightway the father of the child cried out, and said with tears, Lord, I believe; help thou mine unbelief.
                        25 When Jesus saw that the people came running together, he rebuked the foul spirit, saying unto him, Thou dumb and deaf spirit, I charge thee, come out of him, and enter no more into him.
                        26 And the spirit cried, and rent him sore, and came out of him: and he was as one dead; insomuch that many said, He is dead.
                        27 But Jesus took him by the hand, and lifted him up; and he arose.
                        28 And when he was come into the house, his disciples asked him privately, Why could not we cast him out?
                        29 And he said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer and fasting.


                        If he truly believes in God and the power of prayer, he shouldn't trust his fate to secular medicine but to God. He should make things right with God. Now he's just trying to play God himself by deciding that he shouldn't have lung cancer. It's God's decision, not his.
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22
                        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2241

                          #13
                          Re: Please pray for..

                          Another possibility to consider is that sometimes God's wrath is conferred several generations past the original offender. It is possible your grandfather's grandfather was a scheming Moabite or something, and now is when the punishment for that offense to God is due.
                          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #14
                            Re: Please pray for..

                            Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                            Another possibility to consider is that sometimes God's wrath is conferred several generations past the original offender. It is possible your grandfather's grandfather was a scheming Moabite or something, and now is when the punishment for that offense to God is due.
                            Good point. That does not bode well for our friend, however. He too may be cursed by God. He may naively think that if he lets his grandfather escape punishment that he himself won't be punished as a result.

                            That's the real reason why cancer sometimes runs in families. It has nothing to do with genetics.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • ExGay Alex
                              Helping boys become upright model citizens
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2008
                              • 1295

                              #15
                              Re: Please pray for..

                              I prayed for him. Is he cured yet?

                              If not, he did something to God. You need to find out what it was. I suggest you just go and ask him. I'm sure he knows what it was. He might not want to tell you, though. But go ask him.
                              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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