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  • JennySue
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    • Jan 2011
    • 16

    #1

    Hi!

    Hi everybody!!
    I'm Jenny, and I'm here because I want to be able to learn as much as I can about the Lord, and be in a place where I can be assisted on my life's journey (ask questions, get REAL answers ect). And I believe I may have found the perfect place for me. I have not been married yet seeing as I just turned 16, (my Father gave me permission to be on this website, and he also made my account for me.) but I would like to be married soon and to start a family.
    My favorite Bible verse is (from KJV1611) Matthey 7:14.
    I can't wait to strengthen my faith, and meet other people with the same beliefs I have.
    Thank you,
    Jenny
  • JennySue
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    • Jan 2011
    • 16

    #2
    Re: Hi!

    Oopsie! I made a few mistakes in my post. First I meant that I am almost 16 (3 months till them) and second I meant my favorite Bible verse is Matthew 7:14. Sorry about those mistakes, I did not read what I posted.
    My Father says he will correct my bad decision, (of not checking my post) I will NEVER make that mistake again..once again I am deeply sorry.

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    • Tubba Blubba
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 75

      #3
      Re: Hi!

      Welcome! Surely, you will turn into a good Christian lady, with such a caring father.

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      • Brother Helge
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1074

        #4
        Re: Hi!

        Welcome to our friendly forum!

        Do you bake pies?
        "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
        John 8:32

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        • JennySue
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          • Jan 2011
          • 16

          #5
          Re: Hi!

          Originally posted by Helge Fossmo View Post
          Welcome to our friendly forum!

          Do you bake pies?
          @Tubba Blubba- Thank you very much!

          @Helge Fossmo- Why as a matter of fact, I do! Everyone tells me how delicious they are! Would you by any chance, like one? I don't know when I would be able to send it, seeing as I am always busy either cleaning the house or cooking for my family. My 3 brothers always keep me cooking and cleaning, thats for sure!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Hi!

            Originally posted by JennySue View Post
            Oopsie! I made a few mistakes in my post. First I meant that I am almost 16 (3 months till them) and second I meant my favorite Bible verse is Matthew 7:14. Sorry about those mistakes, I did not read what I posted.
            My Father says he will correct my bad decision, (of not checking my post) I will NEVER make that mistake again..once again I am deeply sorry.
            It is an excellent verse. It's always good to bear in mind that we are explicitly told that the great minority of the human race are going to Hell, and that only a very few will ever be Saved. Praise!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #7
              Re: Hi!

              Welcome to you and your family. What church do you attend? When is your coming out party? When were you saved?
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • JennySue
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                • Jan 2011
                • 16

                #8
                Re: Hi!

                AMEN!! Thank you very much Brother Temperance, I very much enjoy that verse. Just as you say, only few people will be saved, and that verse reminds me of that fact so that I do not stray in anyway. I do not want to burn in Hell for all eternity with all those....I do not even know what to call them.

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                • JennySue
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                  • Jan 2011
                  • 16

                  #9
                  Re: Hi!

                  @Gabriel- I do not attend an actual chuch anymore. My Father now teaches us all we need to know. We have church in our Living Room.
                  What is a coming out party?
                  And I was saved pretty recently. About 1 year or so ago, I was really struggling in my faith, so my Father put me in my room with my Bible (KJV1611) and told me to just read and pray. So I did that for a week or so, until I saw the light. And that was when I was Saved. PRAISE THE LORD!

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                  • Janine Walker
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 420

                    #10
                    Re: Hi!

                    Originally posted by JennySue View Post
                    (ask questions, get REAL answers ect). I have not been married yet seeing as I just turned 16

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                    Hi I’m Janine Walker, I'm a True Christian™ and I’d like to welcome you to the forums
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                    I know that this forum is intimidating at first but do not be scared! We are here to praise Jesus!
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                    In the meantime, here are a few links that you may find useful.
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                    New Members forums why not come and introduce yourself (I promise we don’t bite ).
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                    Always when you have a question or are interested in making a thread use the SEARCH FEATURE
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                    Once you’ve done that, why not get the feel of how to post filling out one of my crosswords or playing some of the various Christian fun games we have in in the Landover Baptist Lounge
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                    If you have any prayers or would like to help others pray, please visit the PRAYER REQUESTS FORUM
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                    Maybe it's that time of the month? Maybe you have questions about what it means to be a Christian woman? Either way, I think you will enjoy this forum that is for FEMALES Auntie Flo's Love Shack

                    I hope you enjoy your time here and I look forward to seeing you around the forums in the future.
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                    WELCOME JENNYSUE

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                    • WinnerNotSinner
                      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 951

                      #11
                      Re: Hi!

                      Welcome Jenny, I love the choice of verse!

                      Do you have your eyes on any good Christian(tm) boys? Because at the moment you are a spring chicken, fit for carrying children.
                      6
                      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                      • JennySue
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                        • Jan 2011
                        • 16

                        #12
                        Re: Hi!

                        Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post

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                        Hi I’m Janine Walker, I'm a and I’d like to welcome you to the forums
                        ************************************************** *******
                        I know that this forum is intimidating at first but do not be scared! We are here to praise Jesus!
                        ******
                        In the meantime, here are a few links that you may find useful.
                        **********

                        New Members forums why not come and introduce yourself (I promise we don’t bite ).
                        *******
                        Always when you have a question or are interested in making a thread use the SEARCH FEATURE
                        *******
                        Once you’ve done that, why not get the feel of how to post filling out one of my crosswords or playing some of the various Christian fun games we have in in the Landover Baptist Lounge
                        *****
                        If you have any prayers or would like to help others pray, please visit the PRAYER REQUESTS FORUM
                        *******
                        Maybe it's that time of the month? Maybe you have questions about what it means to be a Christian woman? Either way, I think you will enjoy this forum that is for FEMALES Auntie Flo's Love Shack

                        I hope you enjoy your time here and I look forward to seeing you around the forums in the future.
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                        WELCOME JENNYSUE
                        Wow, I did not expect such a warm welcome! Thank you Janine, I will be sure to check out all those places you showed me! I am a personal fan of games, and I can be sure that they are good wholesome games for Good Christians to be playing, so I believe I will be checking out those first!

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                        • JennySue
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                          • Jan 2011
                          • 16

                          #13
                          Re: Hi!

                          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                          Welcome Jenny, I love the choice of verse!

                          Do you have your eyes on any good Christian™ boys? Because at the moment you are a spring chicken, fit for carrying children.

                          Thank you I love that verse.

                          I don't really know any good Christian boys yet, but I would love to be married and have children! That is my dream, to stay home and take care of many children, along with cooking and cleaning, and to take care of my husband. But so far it is still just a dream.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Hi!

                            Welcome to God's favorite form. Feel free to ignore the lezbens and other assorted perverts who will no doubt glom onto you like white on rice. Satan sends his minions here to divert folks like you into a life of sexural debauchery, fornication and feminaziism. Don't fall for it, girl!

                            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • JennySue
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                              • Jan 2011
                              • 16

                              #15
                              Re: Hi!

                              Thank you Pastor Ezekiel! I feel very welcome here. I will try my best to not fall into sin, for that would only make Satan and his helpers happy! If I have problems I will be sure to notify a Pastor, so that those people who need help will be able to get help.

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