My introduction - greetings

**BelieverInGod** · 01-09-2011, 09:41 PM

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Welcome!

I've seen a few of your posts and you seem the right sort. Have you been reading the KJV Bible? Do you follow the word? Have you been baptized?

Please tell us about your relationship with Jesus.

**Little Donkey** · 01-09-2011, 09:46 PM

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Well sister, thank you for your kind welcome. I am sure we will get the chance to talk further, once I have permission from your husband. I am uncomfortable making conversation until that time - good day.

**BelieverInGod** · 01-09-2011, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post

Well sister, thank you for your kind welcome. I am sure we will get the chance to talk further, once I have permission from your husband. I am uncomfortable making conversation until that time - good day.

I have permission from my husband to speak to anyone on this board. If you would like, I can ask him log in and tell you so.

**Dillon** · 01-09-2011, 09:55 PM

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Hello there, friend. It is standard typically to state some more things like when you were baptized (as asked), some favorite Bible verses, where you are from, etc. I'd be interested in hearing more about you.

Yours in Christ,
-Dillon Marigold

**Little Donkey** · 01-09-2011, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post

I have permission from my husband to speak to anyone on this board. If you would like, I can ask him log in and tell you so.

If you say it is so, it is so.

To answer your question, I have not been baptized. I doubt there is a Landover church in Southern California where I live

. Since Hussain Obama placed me on the Do Not Fly list, I would be unable to get to Iowa in time to make the round trip for my 9AM sign ins. This should change in 8-10 months with so-called "good" behavior.

**Rev. M. Rodimer** · 01-10-2011, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post

HELLO!

I admit, I am a sinner deserving of Hell.

Praise! Finally, someone wtih a proper Christian attitude and understanding of God's perspective!

Please forgive me that I may be reborn into the Family of Jesus and go to heaven when I die.

Friend, that's not something we or any human can do. That's between you and Jesus. We can help you along the way, though, and will be happy to do so!

I was very fortunate to find this forum. For many years I was lost and deceived into following a career path in science. After many years of trying but being unable to accept their lies I was thrown out. For a while I found comfort in the (false) Church of the Subgenius - forgive me - however my wandering ultimately led me to finding the Truth here and hopefully salvation.

Ah, you were taken in by Bob. In my younger days, before I got my calling from Jesus, I also looked into that cult.

You do know Bob's full name is Kneel-and-Bob, right? And that pipe is actually a symbol of what he wants you to kneel and bob upon?

I must say, that whole experience left a bad taste in my mouth.

My favorite color is white and my favorite TV show is Judge Judy (I know... sorry, it takes time to fully heal). My second favorite website

is this one, which must be the sister site of Landover. My favorite bible verse is:

“For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord” 1st Thessalonians 4:16-17

Amen! What a day that will be!

All excellent choices. While Judge Jewdy is not a Christian, and has inspired a cult called "Judyism", it is possible she is a True Republican. I recall once in my younger days seeing her decide a case where a child had ridden his bicycle carelessly into the street from a park, getting hit by a car and breaking his arm in the process, then suing. Judge Jewdy ruled in favor of the driver, ordering the parents of the child to pay for damage to his car.

**Janine Walker** · 01-10-2011, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post

Well sister, thank you for your kind welcome. I am sure we will get the chance to talk further, once I have permission from your husband. I am uncomfortable making conversation until that time - good day.

Welcome, little ass. I just wanted to give you a warm Christian welcome and let you know that you should not speak to True Christian™ women like that. If she's talking to you, she obviously has the permission of her husband!

Thank you and welcome, Janine Walker

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**Gabriel Reproba** · 01-10-2011, 02:56 AM

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Welcome!

Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post

Please forgive me that I may be reborn into the Family of Jesus and go to heaven when I die.

It is not US that need forgive you but Christ Jesus as God. He is the one who made us all be born as sinners (through his first woman, Eve) and you must ask Him to forgive you for being a sinner.

**Brother Scott** · 01-10-2011, 04:42 AM

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In my effort to greater understand our enemies, I have read about the "Church" of the Subgenius. I have studied others, but that is for another time.

I pray that you now turn from your blasphemous past and truly find your way to the Lord.

Welcome and hopefully you will manage to keep yourself from an eternity in Hell being sodomized by democrats and catholic priests.

**Dillon** · 01-10-2011, 06:08 AM

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Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post

I have not been baptized. I doubt there is a Landover church in Southern California where I live

You do not need to attend Landover to receive a proper baptism. Baptism is not specific to who / what congregation does it ( 1 Corinthians 1:13 - 15 ). As long as when you are baptized you are immersed in the water (BAPTISMA n. baptism, consisting of the processes of immersion, submersion and emergence [from baptw, to dip]) and it is done so in the name of the Lord ( Matthew 28:19 ; Acts 2:38 ) you will have been properly baptized.

Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post

Since Hussain Obama placed me on the Do Not Fly list

What on earth did you do to get on that?

Yours in Christ,
-Dillon Marigold

**Little Donkey** · 01-10-2011, 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by Dillon View Post

You do not need to attend Landover to receive a proper baptism. Baptism is not specific to who / what congregation does it ( 1 Corinthians 1:13 - 15 ). As long as when you are baptized you are immersed in the water (BAPTISMA n. baptism, consisting of the processes of immersion, submersion and emergence [from baptw, to dip]) and it is done so in the name of the Lord ( Matthew 28:19 ; Acts 2:38 ) you will have been properly baptized.

What on earth did you do to get on that?

Yours in Christ,
-Dillon Marigold

Thankyou for the information about baptism, I am learning and recovering from my secular upbringing - my parents were liberals from an extreme liberal country (New Zealand - the first country to grant women the vote). Fortunately, despite their brainwashing, they must have seen the direction the country was headed and moved to the USA. New Zealand is now rampant with left wing radicals. I'm sure I've read a thread about it by one of the Pastors.

About the No Fly List thing, and the house arrest, well apparently in this Free country you are not allowed to take the PUBLICLY PAID FOR chemicals from a university and bring them onto an airplane. I would also like to point out to readers that, although it does not look like it, powderized Cobalt-60 is in fact a metal. There is NO excuse for using metal detectors on normal people, but as you know Obama has a special hatred for white people.

So that explains some of my background, I hope I can continue to learn from you good people here. Today I learned I must ask forgiveness not from you, but from Christ. Thank you

**MitzaLizalor** · 01-10-2011, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post

Thankyou for the information about baptism, I am learning and recovering from my secular upbringing - my parents were liberals from an extreme liberal country (New Zealand - the first country to grant women the vote). Fortunately, despite their brainwashing, they must have seen the direction the country was headed and moved to the USA. New Zealand is now rampant with left wing radicals. I'm sure I've read a thread about it by one of the Pastors.

About the No Fly List thing, and the house arrest, well apparently in this Free country you are not allowed to take the PUBLICLY PAID FOR chemicals from a university and bring them onto an airplane. I would also like to point out to readers that, although it does not look like it, powderized Cobalt-60 is in fact a metal. There is NO excuse for using metal detectors on normal people, but as you know Obama has a special hatred for white people.

So that explains some of my background, I hope I can continue to learn from you good people here. Today I learned I must ask forgiveness not from you, but from Christ. Thank you

There was a similar embarrassment with Polonium 210 a few years ago.

My introduction - greetings

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