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Hey baptists,
My name is john and I am trying to make the unsaved trash aware of their low lifeness.
My name is john and I am trying to make the unsaved trash aware of their low lifeness.
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Hi John,
It is always good to have help battling the unSaved scum despoiling our once Godly country.
Do you have a favorite book or verse from the King James Bible?Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him. -
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Good day, Reb
I am honored by the fact that you are talking to me. You as a true Christian has gained all of my respect.
About your question. I like the a part of Genesis 1:1–2It is wonderful in my honest opinion!And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.Comment
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Welcome. What is the "Spirirt?"Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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Hello Gabriel,Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
Oh my, I am deeply sorry that I have disgraced the American language once again by misspelling the word "spirit".
It must be those atheist demons who have demonized my internet!
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YOu're not Irish are you?Originally posted by JohnCA View PostHello Gabriel,
Oh my, I am deeply sorry that I have disgraced the American language once again by misspelling the word "spirit".
It must be those atheist demons who have demonized my internet!
Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: A description to end myths it is English. - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
THE POINTLESSNESS OF ATHEISM: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
MINOR 'DISABILITIES': Is DYSLEXIA a curse from God or is it CURABLE? - The Landover Baptist Church ForumsComment
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No, I am not.Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View PostYOu're not Irish are you?
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Hi John, congratulations on making 4 posts in your introduction thread without saying anything about yourself.Originally posted by JohnCA View PostNo, I am not.
So, who are you John? What are you hiding? What Godless atheist infested country do you reside in? You can't hide anything from Jesus.6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Welcome friend! How did find us here at Landover? The internets are generally a godless wasteland of pornography, celebrity gossip, and real estate scams.
I do hope you are here to fellowship with True Christians™! More often than not, the unsaved trash that wander in are only here to mock our Lord and his temporary sacrifice with unoriginal and poorly written posts.
Am I to gather from the user name you have chosen that you are from California? If you truly wish to be saved, I recommend leaving that godless state as soon as possible!Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View PostHi John, congratulations on making 4 posts in your introduction thread without saying anything about yourself.
So, who are you John? What are you hiding? What Godless atheist infested country do you reside in? You can't hide anything from Jesus.I am sorry, WinnerNotSinner, I am generally shy as my Christian behabiour is often frowned upon by the general public. I have yet to get used to the only place where Jesus resides and sees something positive in man-kind.Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
And as you have already guess, I am from California.
So my name is Jonh and I'm pretty much 100% more perfect than the false cults and religion followers. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than reading the Holy KJV Bible? I also get straight A's, and have great social connections with other Baptists in my area. I came here because my friend Roy told me about it, he has been lurking.
So that's me
Thanks for listening.Comment
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Son, you are nowhere near perfect. At the present moment you are a piece of dung on the bottom of my shoe. The only people who are perfect in the LORD's eyes are True Christians™, we are the only group free from sin and guaranteed Salvation©.Originally posted by JohnCA View Post
There is taking pride in yourself, and then there is arrogance. GOD hates both. (Proverbs 8:13, 1 Samuel 2:3). Playing sports wont get you to Heaven shaking hands with Jesus and laughing at the lazy unsaved, will it?Originally posted by JohnCA View Post
You need to get yourself a KJV pronto, and start reading it properly so you don't break the hundreds of rules and scriptures.6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Welcome, young man. Please share your testimony of how you came to walk with Christ. In what manner of sin and depredation did you wallow before you were washed in His Blood? Please, spare no details, no matter how perverse.
What have you done for the Glory of the Kingdom of Heaven lately?II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
The people which God hates will get dung on their shoes.Comment
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