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  • #1

    Hello

    The kind, blessed, words of a friend have brought me to this wonderful forum.

    Through our LORD and FAITH we shall bring Sarah Palin to the service of the LORD as Commander and Chief of the United States of America! Amen!
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  • #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Prayin4Palin View Post
    The kind, blessed, words of a friend have brought me to this wonderful forum.

    Through our LORD and FAITH we shall bring Sarah Palin to the service of the LORD as Commander and Chief of the United States of America! Amen!
    I like your username

    What is your favorite Scripture and what church do you attend?
    To the atheists:

    To the false christians:

    Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

    Hosea 13:16
    Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
      I like your username

      What is your favorite Scripture and what church do you attend?
      How can you ever choose a "favorite"???

      1 Corinthians 13:11 - When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        May Palin breath life into this nation:

        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Prayin4Palin View Post
          The kind, blessed, words of a friend have brought me to this wonderful forum.

          Through our LORD and FAITH we shall bring Sarah Palin to the service of the LORD as Commander and Chief of the United States of America! Amen!
          I'm Prayin for Palin, too!

          I'm Prayin she will get that whore daughter of hers, Bristle, under control.

          I'm Prayin that her husband takes charge of her, as a Christian man should, instead of playing the pansy housewife.

          I'm Prayin that she realizes God smote her with that Trig for a reason, and that she needs to get right with Him instead of trying to be a man.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            I'm Prayin for Palin, too!

            I'm Prayin she will get that whore daughter of hers, Bristle, under control.

            I'm Prayin that her husband takes charge of her, as a Christian man should, instead of playing the pansy housewife.

            I'm Prayin that she realizes God smote her with that Trig for a reason, and that she needs to get right with Him instead of trying to be a man.
            Seth has informed me that we will not be voting for her.
            Drama queen

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