Hello

[Jet O'Niell]

After my last post regarding the show Lazytown, I went and received a copy of the KJV Bible and read through it. Now I feel enlightened and would like to participate in this forum and help defend God, for He is great in all His glory, and we pale in comparison to Him.
I do not have a favorite Bible verse, for how can one man have a favorite part of God's own word. His word is my favorite part of the whole book. The bible in its entirety is my favorite.
And I found Jesus through my parents,but it was fostered better under the KJV even more.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly family forum!

It always brings me joy when a lost soul finds the light that is Jesus! What is your favorite gun?

[Jet O'Niell]

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Guns, they usually induce sins of some sort. But I don't mind the .50 caliber machine gun if I have to choose.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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After my last post regarding the show Lazytown, I went and received a copy of the KJV Bible and read through it. Now I feel enlightened and would like to participate in this forum and help defend God, for He is great in all His glory, and we pale in comparison to Him.
I do not have a favorite Bible verse, for how can one man have a favorite part of God's own word. His word is my favorite part of the whole book. The bible in its entirety is my favorite.
And I found Jesus through my parents,but it was fostered better under the KJV even more.

Welcome back! I'm glad you've turned away from the kiddie porn and now rest your eyes upon God's Word!

[Jet O'Niell]

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Welcome back! I'm glad you've turned away from the kiddie porn and now rest your eyes upon God's Word!

Actually, I have never seen lazytown. Only the part in the original post of that thread. Then I said unkind words against you. I had always despised lazytown becaue of the horrible coommercials. And by the way, I'm typing this on my ereader, which shall recieve a digital copy of the KJV bible on it for fast referencing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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After my last post regarding the show Lazytown, I went and received a copy of the KJV Bible and read through it. Now I feel enlightened and would like to participate in this forum and help defend God, for He is great in all His glory, and we pale in comparison to Him.
I do not have a favorite Bible verse, for how can one man have a favorite part of God's own word. His word is my favorite part of the whole book. The bible in its entirety is my favorite.
And I found Jesus through my parents,but it was fostered better under the KJV even more.

How old are you, girl? Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

[Jet O'Niell]

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How old are you, girl? Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

I am not a girl. Nor am I married. I am a unmarried male, don't assume that I am female. Ever.

[James Hutchins]

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I am not a girl. Nor am I married. I am a unmarried male, don't assume that I am female. Ever.

Why aren't you married?

You cannot blame the good Pastor for assuming you are a girl. Do you ever read what you wrote? I thought you were a girl too. Our bad, sorry. Why not 'ever'? Are you one of those Homers?

Welome to our friendly forum. I think it is terrific you want to learn all about the Bible and God. It certainly is an eye opener.

[Jet O'Niell]

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I forgive you for thinking that I am a girl, even though I do not see how my words say that in any way. And I am not married due to the fact that I do not have enough money to date, nor the time seeing as I'm in college. And I am not one of those Homers.

[Bible Student]

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I forgive you for thinking that I am a girl, even though I do not see how my words say that in any way. And I am not married due to the fact that I do not have enough money to date, nor the time seeing as I'm in college. And I am not one of those Homers.

Why don't you get a job? I had a job when I went to college. If you had a job then you would have some money and could get married. Then you could be begatting boys, soldiers for Baby Jesus (about one a year).

[Jet O'Niell]

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I do not have a job because my schedule doesn't include enough time for that. And my parents forbid me from getting a job until I graduate college, on the account that if i have a job, I will do less studying and have bad grades. And, I cannot recall which verse at the moment, but doesn't the Bible tell you to obey your parents?

[Gabriel Reproba]

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I forgive you for thinking that I am a girl, even though I do not see how my words say that in any way.

Does THIS ring a bell?

Guns, they usually induce sins of some sort.

What were we to think?

[Jet O'Niell]

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How does me saying guns usually induce sins lead you to believe I am female? I just know that guns are usually used to kill people and to commit murder and other atrocities. And I am also a pacifist. But anyways, PRAISE THE LORD. I shall now go play a game that tries to envision the world after the rapture, but faisl becuase noone knows when the rapture will be besides God Himself, and noone knows what it will do in the times between the rapture and the time God burns the flat Earth.