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  • Hello

    Hi, I am new to this forum and was enlightened to its presence by my pastor, who said that this site was a good resource for a growing Christian.

    I am a 21 year old guy who spends most of his time on the internet, exposing the wicked deeds of pedophiles.

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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Happyfeet View Post
    Hi, I am new to this forum and was enlightened to its presence by my pastor, who said that this site was a good resource for a growing Christian.

    I am a 21 year old guy who spends most of his time on the internet, exposing the wicked deeds of pedophiles.
    Welcome, Happyfeet. Do you aid in their arrests? Would you consider Mohammad to be the most vile pedophile of all time?

    What is your favorite Bible verse?
    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    ~Matt. 10:33

    ~~~~~~~
    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
      Welcome, Happyfeet. Do you aid in their arrests? Would you consider Mohammad to be the most vile pedophile of all time?

      What is your favorite Bible verse?

      Yes, I have helped get several arrested. Not surprisingly, they were also homosexuals.

      Mohammad liked to touch little girls, but I wouldn't say he is the worst offender.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Is that you, Chris Hanson?

        I jest.

        What are some of your favorite verses from the Holy Bible? What church do you do you attend? What is your Pastor's name?
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Hello again, Happyfeet. Will you kindly answer the Pastor's questions? Thank you.
          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33

          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            Is that you, Chris Hanson?

            I jest.

            What are some of your favorite verses from the Holy Bible? What church do you do you attend? What is your Pastor's name?
            I attend Grace Baptist Church in Sioux Falls. Here is our website.


            Our pastor is Rick Schuurmans.

            Matthew 28:19 is one of my favorite verses

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Happyfeet View Post
              Rick Schuurmans?
              Rick Schuurmans? Is he one of the of the of the Arnhem Schuurmans? The founders of the infamously Un-Godly Dutch Schuurmans store?

              I am skeptical that a member of such a vile family would be able to commune with the Lord!
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                Welcome to our friendly family forum!

                That looks like a decent Baptist Church. Why did they stop updating the website?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

                  . Why did they stop updating the website?
                  The website was just brought back up after having been hacked by some godless asshat that thought it was cute to post gay porn all over the site.

                  The site was restored from a backup, and thus is still missing the latest messages.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Happyfeet View Post
                    The website was just brought back up after having been hacked by some godless asshat that thought it was cute to post gay porn all over the site.

                    The site was restored from a backup, and thus is still missing the latest messages.
                    Probably was one of those 4chan brats who whine endlessly about "free speech", but then launches DDOS attacks on Christian websites because they don't like others having freedom of speech.

                    Pretty hypocritical and pathetic, if you ask me.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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