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  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248
    #46
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Nattie View Post
    I realize this. Salvation is so difficult to achieve However, I know it is worth it
    Hard work indeed. The good news is it is obtainable through dedication.

    First and foremost, read your KJV1611. Secondly, concentrate on making your pies perfect (and I mean PERFECT, no burned crust). For a woman, KJV study and pie perfection walk hand and hand to obtaining Salvation!!
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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      • Nattie
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        • Jan 2011
        • 24
        #47
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
        Welcome Nattie! We seem to be getting quite a few unsaved ginger whores in here lately. I do hope there is sunshine in your future, as you seem a bit down in the dumps.

        Just put your life in Jesus' warm and capable hands and things will work themselves out. I do hope you own a KJV 1611 Bible, as all other Bibles are false and therefore useless in helping you to gain salvation.
        Professor Bessemer, thank you so much for your kind words! They mean so much to me I will be buying a KJV 1611 Bible soon. My husband and I must travel quite a distance to get anything, sadly. Spearfish, SD is not a very habitable place :/

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        Hard work indeed. The good news is it is obtainable through dedication.

        First and foremost, read your KJV1611. Secondly, concentrate on making your pies perfect (and I mean PERFECT, no burned crust). For a woman, KJV study and pie perfection walk hand and hand to obtaining Salvation!!
        Thank you so much for your advice. I am working on my pies so very hard! I want my baking skills to please my husband!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #48
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Nattie View Post
            I am working on my pies so very hard! I want my baking skills to please my husband!
            That's the right idea, girl. Your entire being should be focused on pleasing your husband, as if he were Jesus Christ Himself!

            Ephesians 5:22-24
            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Nattie
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                • Jan 2011
                • 24
                #49
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                That's the right idea, girl. Your entire being should be focused on pleasing your husband, as if he were Jesus Christ Himself!
                How much should be focused on Christ, Pastor Ezekiel? I want to be a True Christian™; I don't want to do anything wrong..

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930
                    #50
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Nattie View Post
                    I want to be a True Christian™; I don't want to do anything wrong..
                    If you want to become a True Christian(tm), you must

                    A. Be on God's team. Remember when Jesus said, "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
                    B. Preach the Word be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                    C. If you can't manage the Bible, you must use its concepts in such a way as to make the unsaved more enlightened as to its teachings.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Nattie
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                        • Jan 2011
                        • 24
                        #51
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        If you want to become a True Christian™, you must

                        A. Be on God's team. Remember when Jesus said, "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
                        B. Preach the Word be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                        C. If you can't manage the Bible, you must use its concepts in such a way as to make the unsaved more enlightened as to its teachings.
                        Thank you, Mr. Jones! I will do my best

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