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  • Abiding Hope
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    • Jan 2011
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    #1

    Praise Him!

    Just a brief note to say hello and offer Praise to the Lord!

    About me: quiet and quite shy. Repentant Christian, reborn for just under 3 years. Desperate for salvation, the Lord is my Abiding Hope.
  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: Praise Him!

    Welcome friend!

    No need to be shy, you are among Christian friends. Let your light for Jesus Christ shine and tell us more about yourself!

    Male? Female?

    What deplorable sin lead you to turn your mortal existance over to God? Is there a favorite Scripture that gives you daily strength?

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Praise Him!

      Originally posted by Abiding Hope View Post
      Just a brief note to say hello and offer Praise to the Lord!

      About me: quiet and quite shy. Repentant Christian, reborn for just under 3 years. Desperate for salvation, the Lord is my Abiding Hope.
      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #4
        Re: Praise Him!

        Welcome to our small little piece of Heaven on the web. What is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you go to?
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • Abiding Hope
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          • Jan 2011
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          #5
          Re: Praise Him!

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          Welcome friend!

          No need to be shy, you are among Christian friends. Let your light for Jesus Christ shine and tell us more about yourself!

          Male? Female?

          What deplorable sin lead you to turn your mortal existance over to God? Is there a favorite Scripture that gives you daily strength?

          In Christ
          Many thanks for your welcome. I'll try to be open, but am new to the internet, so am not sure what to say.


          I'm a 22 yr old male. Home schooled. I am shy to admit my sins so openly, but this is the internet. I lust, I make false promises, I abused my body. I blasphemed. So much more.

          I find strength in the Letters and with the wondrous truth of Revelation.

          Then I turned to see the voice that was speaking to me, and on turning I saw seven golden lampstands, 13 and in the midst of the lampstands one like a son of man, clothed with a long robe and with a golden girdle round his breast; 14 his head and his hair were white as white wool, white as snow; his eyes were like a flame of fire, 15 his feet were like burnished bronze, refined as in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of many waters; 16 in his right hand he held seven stars, from his mouth issued a sharp two-edged sword, and his face was like the sun shining in full strength. 17 When I saw him, I fell at his feet as though dead. But he laid his right hand upon me, saying, "Fear not, I am the first and the last, 18 and the living one; I died, and behold I am alive for evermore, and I have the keys of Death and Hades. 19
          Every time I read it, I am filled with terror and hope.

          Thanks again for your kind welcome.

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          • Abiding Hope
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2011
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Praise Him!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Thank you for taking the time to welcome me to these forums.

            I am currently looking for a new church. I moved from my home town to a new city and this, in part, is why I am online. My home town church (in which I look forward to worshiping again) is a charismatic baptist church. I hope to find somewhere here as good.

            I found Jesus after becoming over whelmed by my sinful life and finally allowing Jesus to touch me. I have never been the same since.

            Thanks again

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #7
              Re: Praise Him!

              Originally posted by Abiding Hope View Post
              Many thanks for your welcome. I'll try to be open, but am new to the internet, so am not sure what to say.


              I'm a 22 yr old male. Home schooled. I am shy to admit my sins so openly, but this is the internet. I lust, I make false promises, I abused my body. I blasphemed. So much more.

              I find strength in the Letters and with the wondrous truth of Revelation.

              Every time I read it, I am filled with terror and hope.

              Thanks again for your kind welcome.
              Serious sin indeed, but not to worry. Jesus loves all that come to Him!

              The lust. Is it a desire of your own groin and a filthy habit of self-fornication? Lusting after the lesser sex? Or is it homosexual curiosity? I do have some links in my signature that could be of help.

              As an ex-gay that freely shared his diseased body with thousands of strange men, there is nothing you share with me that would shock me or preclude you from Salvation. If Jesus can save a degenerate like me, He can save anyone!

              True Christians™ here come from all walks of life and varieties of reprehensible sin. Ex-fags, ex-prostitutes, IV drug addicts, etc.. You name it and there is a Brother or Sister here that can relate and witness appropriately. But you need to be honest and confess the exact nature of the sin you are struggling with in your personal Hell.

              My prayers are with you.

              In Christ
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #8
                Re: Praise Him!

                Originally posted by Abiding Hope View Post
                I'm a 22 yr old male. Home schooled. I am shy to admit my sins so openly, but this is the internet. I lust, I make false promises, I abused my body. I blasphemed. So much more.

                I find strength in the Letters and with the wondrous truth of Revelation.

                Every time I read it, I am filled with terror and hope.

                Thanks again for your kind welcome.
                Welcome friend! It is always good to meet a new soul that is yearning for the salvation that only Jesus Christ can offer. These holy forums are a safe place for those seeking to be closer to Him, so feel free to unburden yourself. Tell us of your transgressions friend, do not be shy.

                As an Ex-Gay©, I am particularly concerned about your lustful thoughts and your admitted onanism addiction. Remember, you can only be forgiven by Jesus if come clean about your past sins. And do not worry, we have heard it all before, we are very difficult to shock.

                I await your sordid testimony! Praise!
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • Abiding Hope
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                  • Jan 2011
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                  #9
                  Re: Praise Him!

                  Many thanks for your encouragement. I will try and open up about my sin. With the strength of the Lord and your help, I will over come.

                  Be astonished, O heavens, at this, And be horribly afraid; Be very desolate, says the LORD.

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