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  • Young Steve
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2011
    • 15

    #31
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
    These aren't even relevant to anything in the thread, I really wish you would learn how to read .


    Can I see a picture of this? I don't believe you.

    Actually ma'am the subject had changed to if one could repent on their deathbed and still make it into heaven, these articles address that. Prehaps you should read more before posting.

    As for questioning my soup kitchen cookings, it holds little relevance to the subject at hand. The fact that you dwell on it suggests that you would rather not discuss the topic, either due to lack of knowledge or fear in questioning ones faith.

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    • Janine Walker
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2010
      • 420

      #32
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by Young Steve View Post
      So you see nothing wrong about how you, as a women, don't have the same rights as a man. You see nothing wrong with Human trafficing? (Source http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52601) You see noting wrong with gay bashing when the bible states "love thy neighbor as thy self"
      Non of any of our neighbors are homosexuals.. and even then we still love everyone it's God who hates homosexuals.
      No, the Bible is filled with great stories meant to teach the good in people, such as Jesus giving himself to saves others, what I have a problem with is when people take these stories and writings so literally that they lose sight of what it means to be a good person.

      Do you truly think being a good person means selling your daughter?
      What if that daughter was you?
      What if it was your dad that sold you, how can you love thy parents if they don't love you?
      Does selling a house make you a good person? No. It just means you've sold a house.

      If it was me? Sure, why not I love my family enough to help them. If my father sold me to a nice Christian man, I'd be actually very happy. Getting married is my #1 priority at the moment(with the exception of Jesus.)

      The fact of the matter is you folks call me the lost soul, but who is truly lost here?
      Um, easy question.. you.


      Actually ma'am the subject had changed to if one could repent on their deathbed and still make it into heaven, these articles address that. Prehaps you should read more before posting.
      Perhaps you should read the links you posted because they explain the question you asked.
      As for questioning my soup kitchen cookings, it holds little relevance to the subject at hand. The fact that you dwell on it suggests that you would rather not discuss the topic, either due to lack of knowledge or fear in questioning ones faith.
      I'm confused as to how you atheists can say "provide evidence" to us but we can't say it to you? You're obviously a liar and probably had your mom make you some hot pockets for your gaming spree, loser.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #33
        Re: Hi

        Hey pal,

        I know you've been here before and I've banned you. So if you're gonna be here, I expect no trouble out of you otherwise you'll be a persona non grata from here on out. Do we have an understanding, punk?

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Lycia The Repentant
          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 2019

          #34
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Young Steve View Post
          So you see nothing wrong about how you, as a women, don't have the same rights as a man. You see nothing wrong with Human trafficing? (Source http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52601) You see noting wrong with gay bashing when the bible states "love thy neighbor as thy self"

          No, the Bible is filled with great stories meant to teach the good in people, such as Jesus giving himself to saves others, what I have a problem with is when people take these stories and writings so literally that they lose sight of what it means to be a good person.

          Do you truly think being a good person means selling your daughter?
          What if that daughter was you?
          What if it was your dad that sold you, how can you love thy parents if they don't love you?
          The fact of the matter is you folks call me the lost soul, but who is truly lost here?
          Of course not! I am property, just like the Bible says, and I am happy to be so!

          "And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him."
          Genesis 2:18

          We were specifically created to be helpers, of course we shouldn't have the same rights as men.

          "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." Genesis 3:16

          Eve couldn't even get that right, so of course we women should suffer for it.

          "Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;"
          1 Peter 3:1

          "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing." Ephesians 5:22-24

          That's why God, in His infinite wisdom, told us we need to subject ourselves to men, otherwise we're liable to go off and eat more forbidden fruit or something.

          "Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered." 1 Peter 3:7

          All of this because we are weaker vessels. Praise Jesus!
          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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          • Cursed
            Recovering Bastard
            Head of Landover Glee Club
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2011
            • 1363

            #35
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Young Steve View Post
            As for questioning my soup kitchen cookings, it holds little relevance to the subject at hand. The fact that you dwell on it suggests that you would rather not discuss the topic, either due to lack of knowledge or fear in questioning ones faith.
            The topic of this thread is "Hi," and I think we've covered that pretty well already. Wouldn't you agree?

            I know you're a liar. You know it too. There's only one reason why you won't take a picture of the home-made rye bread and soup that you made for the soup kitchen.

            Because you made it up.

            If you actually did bake homemade bread and soup for the homeless, you'd be proud of all of your hard work, and there'd already be half a dozen shots of your handiwork for us to be impressed with.
            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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            • Young Steve
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2011
              • 15

              #36
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
              Non of any of our neighbors are homosexuals.. and even then we still love everyone it's God who hates homosexuals.


              Does selling a house make you a good person? No. It just means you've sold a house.

              If it was me? Sure, why not I love my family enough to help them. If my father sold me to a nice Christian man, I'd be actually very happy. Getting married is my #1 priority at the moment(with the exception of Jesus.)


              Um, easy question.. you.




              Perhaps you should read the links you posted because they explain the question you asked.


              I'm confused as to how you atheists can say "provide evidence" to us but we can't say it to you? You're obviously a liar and probably had your mom make you some hot pockets for your gaming spree, loser.
              Oh lass, your implying a girl and a house are equals. Property to be done with as pleased. Let's say you are the girl sold, best situation you hit the jackpot and are sold to a wonderfully man who is really rich. That would be good and all but what are the chances? What is far more likely, and I mean on the brink of there is no other options, is that your sold to a horrible man. Sure maybe he's nice at first, makes you feel comfortable and all, but then starts beating for no reason. Then what happens if he rapes you, forces you to do horrible things, sells you as a sex worker, starves you?

              Back to my links I posted, yes they did explain the question I asked, I was trying to prove a point here about how easy it is get into heaven just by repenting without having to find the quotes myself. Once again that was just for you sunshine *wink wink*

              As for the providing evidence thing, you can ask any atheist to provide evidence that god doesn't exist. 9 out of 10 will show you the Zeitgeist Movie, a few will show you examples about how you can something that isn't visible to naked eye, such as magnetic fields, and still back it up with tests on why and how it is there.


              @ Lycia - My poor girl,... you realize that you are not an ex-prostitute you have just chosen a new way to sell yourself as an object. See if god created man in his image, and women were created from man, then they are one and the same. If A=B and B=C, then therefore B=C. The men that have "saved" you have actually just taking your freedom, that's all.

              @ Cursed - Your assuming I own a camera or a webcam in order to take said pictures, just like God you gotta have faith buddy *smile*

              @ Rev. Jim Osbourne - My good sir, I assure that was a different lad, I know the lad actually. Great guy. There is about 6 of us that stumbled across here and decided we needed to see if you folks were serious or not. Now you can ban us all you want, that's fine, but it won't stop us from asking. True Christians should help others find their faith no? I am just asking questions and asking why to answers. Now you can practice what you preach, like Mrs. Lycia she really has tried to show her view on religion, and try and help a lost soul. Or you can, like alot of you poor guide souls on here, can get angry at us and tells us we are destined for hell.

              Once again I fully expect to get banned Sir, it is your site, but faith in god does not make a true Christian alone. *smile*

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #37
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Young Steve View Post
                Hi, I'm more then pleased to join your website. I'm not the best when it comes to this computer thing though.

                I was born into a Christian family, and go to church on a regular basis. I want to do more as a Christian but I'm not sure how.

                Oh, I am also a taxi driver, and play a little guitar. Just so you know a little bit about me.
                You are not a Christian, Steve. You have done horrible things that do not edify God. You attempted to post a shocking picture on this site of a man stretching the limits of physiology. You have posted pictures of the most horrible things ever.

                For you to come here and presume to tell us we are "doing it wrong," I suggest a long hard look in the mirror.

                Matthew 7:1-5 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
                For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
                And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
                Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
                Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Cursed
                  Recovering Bastard
                  Head of Landover Glee Club
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 1363

                  #38
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by Young Steve View Post
                  @ Cursed - Your assuming I own a camera or a webcam in order to take said pictures, just like God you gotta have faith buddy *smile*
                  I only assumed this because of you.

                  You see, if you were actually making a bunch of soup and rye bread for the homeless, you would have said that. You wouldn't say,

                  Originally posted by Young Steve View Post
                  You folks have a nice day. I'm going to go help out my local soup kitchen.
                  Why? Because if you were baking bread and cooking soup for the soup kitchen, you wouldn't be "going to go" anywhere. You would say, "I'm cooking for the soup kitchen," or if you were not a braggart, "I'm cooking."

                  But you didn't say that, did you? Because you thought you were going to get banned, and you wanted to throw a "martyr bone" out there.

                  Now, let's pretend you were telling the truth for a moment, and were one of the last people in the civilized world not to have at least access to some form of electronic camera. If you were telling the truth, you would have volunteered the name of the shelter in question for confirmation OR a photo when the food is delivered. I'm sure one of the hobos will have a cell phone with a camera and they can take a photograph for you. If they seem reluctant, you could refuse them your lovingly-prepared meal until they comply.

                  Oh, I indulge myself, I apologize. That is sheer whimsy, for the simple reality is that you are a filthy liar. I know, and I respond to your tomfoolery only for my diversion, expecting nothing from you but clumsy deceit and vague amusement.

                  Forgive me, my intentions are not pure, for I am not a True Christian, but a filthy thing.

                  But still, I am better than you. So I've got that going for me.
                  The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                  • Janine Walker
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 420

                    #39
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Young Steve View Post
                    Oh lass, your implying a girl and a house are equals. Property to be done with as pleased. Let's say you are the girl sold, best situation you hit the jackpot and are sold to a wonderfully man who is really rich. That would be good and all but what are the chances? What is far more likely, and I mean on the brink of there is no other options, is that your sold to a horrible man. Sure maybe he's nice at first, makes you feel comfortable and all, but then starts beating for no reason. Then what happens if he rapes you, forces you to do horrible things, sells you as a sex worker, starves you?
                    How can a married woman get raped? I don't get it. Also, my father wouldn't sell me to a man who isn't Christian. Also, a man being rich does not make him a "jackpot" husband, it's actually usually the opposite because of the ways to acquire money are often unholy.
                    Back to my links I posted, yes they did explain the question I asked, I was trying to prove a point here about how easy it is get into heaven just by repenting without having to find the quotes myself. Once again that was just for you sunshine *wink wink*
                    If you'd bother reading them you'd see that you actually have to be sincere, do you really think our creator isn't smart enough to know if you are bullpooping him? Give me a break! Oh! And also, we have said numerous times God's Word says repenting to God and loving Jesus Christ while obeying all 600~ commandments of the KJV will get you into Heaven, duh!


                    So are the paths of all that forget God;
                    And the hypocrite’s hope shall perish:
                    14 Whose hope shall be cut off,
                    And whose trust shall be a spider’s web.
                    15 He shall lean upon his house, but it shall not stand:
                    He shall hold it fast, but it shall not endure.
                    16 He is green before the sun,
                    And his branch shooteth forth in his garden.
                    17 His roots are wrapped about the heap,
                    And seeth the place of stones.
                    18 If he destroy him from his place,
                    Then it shall deny him, saying, I have not seen thee.
                    19 Behold, this is the joy of his way,
                    And out of the earth shall others grow.
                    20 Behold, God will not cast away a perfect man,
                    Neither will he help the evil doers:
                    21 Till he fill thy mouth with laughing,
                    And thy lips with rejoicing.
                    22 They that hate thee shall be clothed with shame;
                    And the dwelling place of the wicked shall come to nought.
                    9 Then Job answered and said,
                    2 I know it is so of a truth:
                    But how should man be just with God?
                    3 If he will contend with him,
                    He cannot answer him one of a thousand.

                    Jobs 8:13-22 9:1-3


                    Does this really sound like a being you can patronize to get into Heaven?
                    As for the providing evidence thing, you can ask any atheist to provide evidence that god doesn't exist. 9 out of 10 will show you the Zeitgeist Movie, a few will show you examples about how you can something that isn't visible to naked eye, such as magnetic fields, and still back it up with tests on why and how it is there.
                    Everyone knows the creator of Zeitgeist is actually mentally unstable. He believes the entire world can be ran by robots(silly, isn't it?) Everything in that movie is a lie.. besides how can you really trust a movie narrated by the voice of a fifteen year old? Besides, what evidence is actually placed in that movie? There's no references, no actual biblical quotes, nothing concrete. The entire film is a conspiracy against Christianity and George W Bush.

                    By the way, it's really awful to lie about helping houseless people to look "good" on the internet. Vanity and false charity are not things that make you a holy boy.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #40
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      You have posted pictures of the most horrible things ever.
                      I'm still waiting for the anti-Hillary Clinton JesOS7 add-on filter.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Young Steve
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 15

                        #41
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        You are not a Christian, Steve. You have done horrible things that do not edify God. You attempted to post a shocking picture on this site of a man stretching the limits of physiology. You have posted pictures of the most horrible things ever.

                        For you to come here and presume to tell us we are "doing it wrong," I suggest a long hard look in the mirror.

                        Matthew 7:1-5 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
                        For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
                        And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
                        Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
                        Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
                        No Lad, I am Christian. The whole nine yards, communion, baptism, you name it. I know the picture of which you talk, and I know who posted it, but that jewel was not me. However I will not talk with you sir, you disgust me. I hope you sleep well when the FBI takes your daughter away from you and ships you off to rot in a cell.

                        @ Cursed, no forgiveness needed, you find amusement in this, as do I. However, I will not bicker with you anymore about bread and soup as, much like your interpretation of the Bible, you still fail to grasp the big picture.

                        The hour is late so I will be signing off for now. You folks have a good night. *Smile*

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                        • Janine Walker
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 420

                          #42
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by Young Steve View Post

                          @ Cursed, no forgiveness needed, you find amusement in this, as do I. However, I will not bicker with you anymore about bread and soup as, much like your interpretation of the Bible, you still fail to grasp the big picture.
                          How can he grasp a picture you refuse to take because you cannot take it and because you are a liar?

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #43
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Young Steve View Post
                            No Lad, I am Christian. The whole nine yards, communion, baptism, you name it.
                            Excuse me, but Christians don't do communion.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Johannes Kirkeholm
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 395

                              #44
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by Young Steve View Post
                              @ Lycia - My poor girl,... you realize that you are not an ex-prostitute you have just chosen a new way to sell yourself as an object. See if god created man in his image, and women were created from man, then they are one and the same. If A=B and B=C, then therefore B=C. The men that have "saved" you have actually just taking your freedom, that's all.
                              Your logic fails. Just because women were created from men it doesn't mean that they are the same. By your logic poo is the same as food because poo is created from food. You hopefully do know that food and poo aren't the same thing? Otherwise I will feel very sorry for the people who eat from the soup kitchen.

                              I also hope you know that just because God created man in His image it doesn't mean that men are the same as God.

                              No Lad, I am Christian. The whole nine yards, communion, baptism, you name it
                              I am confused... Are you Christian or atheist? First you claim to be Christian and then you go on to spew out atheistic propaganda and now you again claim to be Christian. Which is it?

                              @ Cursed, no forgiveness needed, you find amusement in this, as do I. However, I will not bicker with you anymore about bread and soup as, much like your interpretation of the Bible, you still fail to grasp the big picture.
                              True Christians™ don't interpret the Bible since God forbids us against it:

                              2 Peter 1:20-21
                              Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost

                              The 'big picture' you talk is about is nothing more than your own private interpretation of the Bible. You twist or ignore the things you don't like and for this you will go to Hell:

                              Revelation 22:19
                              And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

                              It's not to late to realize that poo and food aren't the same and that you need to repent your Godmocking ways and become a True Christian™
                              To the atheists:

                              To the false christians:

                              Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                              Hosea 13:16
                              Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2193

                                #45
                                Re: Hi

                                You still haven't answered my questions. Were it not for the Lord, Salvation and my happy life with a loving wife, kids and dog, I'd feel so rejected.

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