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  • Rockerr
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2011
    • 12
    #1

    Bonjour!

    HEY GUYS!!!!!

    Call me Rocker.
    I'm a total metalhead (that just means I LOVE rock and heavy metal music).
    I'm not really sure what to believe about religion, so I came here to learn more about Christianity - from a Christian's perspective.
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: Bonjour!

      In that case, I suggest you get to reading. We have over 600,000 posts of Christian knowledge to impart to you at the touch of a fingertip.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Abigail
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2011
          • 32
          #3
          Re: Bonjour!

          Rock is the devil's music. Didn't your mommy and daddy teach you that or did they belong to one of those horrible catholic cults?
          But the fearful, and unbelieving,
          and the abominable, and murderers, and
          whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
          which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8

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            • Rockerr
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2011
              • 12
              #4
              Re: Bonjour!

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              In that case, I suggest you get to reading. We have over 600,000 posts of Christian knowledge to impart to you at the touch of a fingertip.
              Sounds fun!

              Originally posted by Abigail View Post
              Rock is the devil's music. Didn't your mommy and daddy teach you that or did they belong to one of those horrible catholic cults?
              My parents didn't teach me much. My dad tried to get me interested in the theory of evolution, but it was too boring to me.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930
                  #5
                  Re: Bonjour!

                  Originally posted by Rockerr View Post
                  Sounds fun!
                  You have no idea how fun it is.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Rockerr
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 12
                      #6
                      Re: Bonjour!

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      You have no idea how fun it is.
                      I took a quick glance at a few thread titles. Sound like interesting topics

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                        • Elijah71
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 67
                          #7
                          Re: Bonjour!

                          Originally posted by Rockerr View Post
                          I took a quick glance at a few thread titles. Sound like interesting topics
                          It's not only interesting, it's God's word. Aren't you afraid of God, because you talk like that? Apparently you are not aware, that The God himself and His son Jesus are reading these forums daily.

                          Everything else music is from satan, from the evil himself! I suggest you to listen few Gospel songs. If you are not stupid enough, you will know that it's theonly music meant for us. The God himself is songwriter, singer, musician, artist... everything you can even imagine.
                          Leviticus 20:13, If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                          2nd Chronicles 15:13, That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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                            • Rockerr
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 12
                              #8
                              Re: Bonjour!

                              Originally posted by Elijah71 View Post
                              It's not only interesting, it's God's word. Aren't you afraid of God, because you talk like that? Apparently you are not aware, that The God himself and His son Jesus are reading these forums daily.

                              Everything else music is from satan, from the evil himself! I suggest you to listen few Gospel songs. If you are not stupid enough, you will know that it's theonly music meant for us. The God himself is songwriter, singer, musician, artist... everything you can even imagine.
                              I prefer Metallica.

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                                • Titus Templeton
                                  Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                  Jesus macht frei
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Aug 2010
                                  • 5912
                                  #9
                                  Re: Bonjour!

                                  Are you French?
                                  -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                  -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                  -Holocaust Jokes
                                  -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                  -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                  -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                  -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                  -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                    • Rockerr
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      • Jan 2011
                                      • 12
                                      #10
                                      Re: Bonjour!

                                      Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                      Are you French?
                                      French Canadian. Pourquoi?

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                                        • Titus Templeton
                                          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                          Jesus macht frei
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Aug 2010
                                          • 5912
                                          #11
                                          Re: Bonjour!

                                          Originally posted by Rockerr View Post
                                          French Canadian. Pourquoi?
                                          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                          -Holocaust Jokes
                                          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                            • Rockerr
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 12
                                              #12
                                              Re: Bonjour!

                                              Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                              What?? I just wanted to know why you cared.

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                                                • James Dewitt
                                                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                  • 6267
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Bonjour!

                                                  Originally posted by Rockerr View Post
                                                  French Canadian. Pourquoi?

                                                  One foot in Hell and the other on a banana peal.
                                                  Slip sliding away, slip sliding away.

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                                                    • Titus Templeton
                                                      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                      Jesus macht frei
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Aug 2010
                                                      • 5912
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Bonjour!

                                                      Originally posted by Rockerr View Post
                                                      What?? I just wanted to know why you cared.
                                                      France is doomed, so please don't use that language again. Keep in mind that God is reading this Forum and we don't wanna make Him angry. Use English.
                                                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                      -Holocaust Jokes
                                                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                        • James Hutchins
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                           
                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 29453
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Bonjour!

                                                          Originally posted by Rockerr View Post
                                                          .............My parents didn't teach me much. .......
                                                          No kidding? You had me fooled!
                                                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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