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David Jones

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01-22-2011, 07:20 PM

Hello, I'm David Jones.
I've been a Christian all my life, ever since I was baptized as a baby.
My favorite bible verse is:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

John 3:16

I hope to become a better Christian and learn more about this wonderful religion here!
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Levi Jones

Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits

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01-22-2011, 07:33 PM

Re: Hello!

You were Baptized as a baby? Are you still a Mary hailing polytheist?

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Titus Templeton

Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
Jesus macht frei

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01-22-2011, 08:51 PM

Re: Hello!

Hello David.
How old are you? What do you know about God?

-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!
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