Hi all, wassup?

[Lusifurr]

Allright, I'm not a christian at all and I don't have a favourite bible verse. I ain't baptised for that matter. Though I am a member of the swedish protestant church, since back in the days we all got assigned automatically when you where born. Yeah, stupid huh. Isn't it...
I pay an annual fee to the church for that reason. I could widthdraw but I don't mind. The christian community are doing a good job for the poor and vunerable. So I think it's worthwhile.

I'm an atheist like many others here in sweden. And by the looks of this forum, I must say I'm well aware of that it's not perfectly suited for ateists. I've read all the noob-warnings too, but yet here I am.

How's that for a short introduction?

/L

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

Kind of pathetic actually.

No. Apologies.

'Pitiful' is the word I'm looking for.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

What is a 'wasssup'?

Not a Christian? My oh my, I am surprised, you could of fooled me, I suppose next you'll tell me you never graduated High School either.

So you think you are an atheist yet you came to a Christian web site. Why? Think you came here for 'giggles' because you ran out of glue?

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

but yet here I am.

Oh joy!!! Yet another eurotrash godmocker.

Now that you've introduced yourself, can I get you anything? Your coat and a cab perhaps?

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

State sponsored religion? How totally un-American!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

You sound like a young person. This means you have many miserable years ahead of you.

There is hope. We are here for you. Start now to consider leaving your atheist life behind. Then we can all pray with you.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

Allright, I'm not a christian... I am a member of the swedish protestant church

Thank you for admitting that being a member of a protestant church does NOT make you a Christian.

I pay an annual fee to the church for that reason. I could widthdraw but I don't mind.

If you paid an annual fee to the Landover Baptist Church instead, your odds at going to Heaven would drastically increase. See it as an amazing investment opportunity.

I'm an atheist like many others here in sweden. And by the looks of this forum, I must say I'm well aware of that it's not perfectly suited for ateists. I've read all the noob-warnings too, but yet here I am.

Well, God made this forum for Christians, not for people of the atheist religion... logic?

[loveforchrist]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

I have some questions.

1. Why would you choose to live in Satan's playground (AKA Sweden). I suggest you read this

2. Why do you hate America?

3. Why do you hates Jesus?

Please respond, I would really like to know.

[logicreallyescapesme]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

I'm sorry. I'm just laughing. God made this forum? No, I think you have it wrong. Your pastor made this forum.


Also, you're all calling him "god mocker" and "pitiful" Just because he isn't "investing in the landover baptist church."

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

I'm sorry. I'm just laughing. God made this forum?

God created everything in existence, that includes you, me and this forum.

[Godsgrace]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

God created everything in existence, that includes you, me and this forum.

Amen, brother, such beautiful, true words...

[arefromsweden]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

I have some questions.

1. Why would you choose to live in Satan's playground (AKA Sweden). I suggest you read this

2. Why do you hate America?

3. Why do you hates Jesus?

Please respond, I would really like to know.

I am from sweden so I can give you some answers.

1, sweden is not satans playground, and that text have some thing that is wrong, for exampel there is no Ikea police and the flag on the top of the text is not the swedish flag it's the flag of danmark.

2, I do not hate america, I think it is a coll country

3, I don't hate jesus, I just don't think that he is the son of god, he is more like a wise prophet,

and by the way, why do you hate the jews thay are the people how wrhote the bibel (old testamente)

[Lusifurr]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

1. Why would you choose to live in Satan's playground (AKA Sweden). I suggest you read this

Well, that is one impressing list of bullshit you've got there. Please, don't say you belive it. Do you know how the swedish national flag look like? It sure doesn't look like the danish one, that's for sure. That pathetic error pretty much reflects the whole list.

Reason three, about Agneta Fältskog and backdoor sex really made me laugh out loud, though. Where are the source for that little piece of information, if not from a dirty old mans fantasy?

(I saw that the author used wikipedia for a reference link, so I'll do it too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

I am from sweden so I can give you some answers.

1, sweden is not satans playground, and that text have some thing that is wrong, for exampel there is no Ikea police and the flag on the top of the text is not the swedish flag it's the flag of danmark.

2, I do not hate america, I think it is a coll country

3, I don't hate jesus, I just don't think that he is the son of god, he is more like a wise prophet,

and by the way, why do you hate the jews thay are the people how wrhote the bibel (old testamente)

You really should start you OWN intro thread instead of glooming on the back of others. Is that a typical swiss trait?

A few questions as I am unable to translate your satanic language. What do the following words mean?:
coll -is that wrapped wire?
bibel - Is that some sort of inland fish?
testamente - Is that italian for rucksack?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi all, wassup?

What kind of name is Luis Fudge? Are you a fudge packer?