[Bible Student]

Re: I'm new?

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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was taking my nap. What is going on in this thread??? Has 'The Saint' changed his mind about loving his neighbor?

. I'm a girl xD

What is a girl xD? Are you a transvestite, lesbianismist or cross Dresser?

Whatever you are, it sounds awfully sinful.

[Bible Student]

Re: I'm new?

Originally Posted by Didymus Much
That's not how it works here, on the internet, or in life in general. You made the claim, you back it up, or withdraw said claim.

Okay

So we are to take the word of a Catolick puppet, Monsignor Thomas McSweeney? Wow. That sure is an unbiased analyst. Not!

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: I'm new?

Should I explain this slowly?
I.
Love.
God.
Jesus.
and Mary.

Ahhhh... I see what you're trying to do here. It's a code, right??

Iodu Rudo?? What's that supposed to mean?

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

What is a girl xD? Are you a transvestite, lesbianismist or cross Dresser?

Whatever you are, it sounds awfully sinful.

xD is an emoticon like or

Please tell me you know what a girl is.

[The Saint]

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So Mary is now God, can you back that up with the Bible? Get your facts straight, Mary was the mother of Jesus, she is not God, just a woman no more no less. YOU best get right with Jesus!

Are you mentally challenged?
I never said she was God. She is Mother of Jesus.
DUH!
And she deserves respect as well. She is worshipped as important in the Catholic and Christian religions. -.-

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

Ahhhh... I see what you're trying to do here. It's a code, right??

Iodu Rudo?? What's that supposed to mean?

Pft, I don't know, you tell me. Code? What code?
And I can't exactly send a voice message over the internet, unless the forum can let me do that.
Doi. You people have the understanding of a goldfish.

[James Dewitt]

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Are you mentally challenged?
I never said she was God. She is Mother of Jesus.
DUH!
And she deserves respect as well. She is worshipped as important in the Catholic and Christian religions. -.-

My aren't we a bit bitchy today, show me in the Bible where God says that I should worship Mary. Show me where God says that Mary( or any woman) is just as important as a man.. Show me in the Bible where Mary ascended into heaven.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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You people have the understanding of a goldfish.

Goldfish are pretty easy to understand. They're only a little more complex than retards like yourself.

[Bible Student]

Re: I'm new?

Originally Posted by Bible Student
What is a girl xD? Are you a transvestite, lesbianismist or cross Dresser?

Whatever you are, it sounds awfully sinful.

xD is an emoticon like or

Please tell me you know what a girl is.

Why don't you use one of the real emoticons? There are hundreds to the right of the edit window.

Yes I know what a girl is. But judging from your avatar, I'm not sure you do. You are a girl only by extremely generous values of 'girl'.

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

If you can't judge what's right and what's wrong by instincts as well as through the word of God, then I can't help you.
xD <--- this is frequently used nowadays. It is a smiley.
Excuse me if someone changed my avatar. -.-
-.- is an emoticon too.
Normal is way overrated.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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If you can't judge what's right and what's wrong by instincts as well as through the word of God, then I can't help you.
xD <--- this is frequently used nowadays. It is a smiley.
Excuse me if someone changed my avatar. -.-
-.- is an emoticon too.

There's only one emoticon that you should be paying attention to...

[The Saint]

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There's only one emoticon that you should be paying attention to...

^Then what is all this? A ninja? lol.
And the Bible is not an emoticon.
-Continues writing my novel-

[Bible Student]

Re: I'm new?

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
There's only one emoticon that you should be paying attention to...

^Then what is all this? A ninja? lol.
And the Bible is not an emoticon.
-Continues writing my novel-

I am simply amazed at how lovingly patient Sister MM is with you. Her tolerance of your mouthing off to her stretches earthly limits. Are you related to her by any chance? To my knowledge I have never seen Sister MM use as many words with Unsaved Trash as she used with you. She is a woman, a True Christian(tm) of very few words and unfathomable depth.

Most Unsaved Trash rarely fare so well, when they disrespect True Christians(tm) at Landover Baptist Church. Count your blessings. And were I you, I would follow the advice of Sister Mary Maria and start reading the 1611 King James Bible.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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^Then what is all this?

I didn't say it was the only emoticon we have, just that's it's the only one you should be paying attention to. Are you a retarded, friend?

And the Bible is not an emoticon.

No, the Bible is not an emoticon. But that emoticon depicts a Bible. If you are unable to grasp these subtleties, I will try to take that into account (thanks to being full of Christian love, I am willing to reach out to retardeds and speak down to their level so that they might find Christ too).

[The Saint]

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I am simply amazed at how lovingly patient Sister MM is with you. Her tolerance of your mouthing off to her stretches earthly limits. Are you related to her by any chance? To my knowledge I have never seen Sister MM use as many words with Unsaved Trash as she used with you. She is a woman, a True Christian™ of very few words and unfathomable depth.

Most Unsaved Trash rarely fare so well, when they disrespect True Christians™ at Landover Baptist Church. Count your blessings. And were I you, I would follow the advice of Sister Mary Maria and start reading the 1611 King James Bible.

-.-;; Stretched earthly limits? Mhmm...
Ahem... It's people trying to shove the Bible down everyone's throat that's causing less and less people to go to church, didya know? It's probably why kids stray from religion nowadays... I say if they want to read it, let them.

Okay that's cool. Frankly, I'm just bringing up what people like to completely disregard in their arguments.

I mean really? One minute I see a True Christian saying how America has free speech and they can say what they want, the next minute they go on about how this is a private forum. MAKE UP YOUR MIND.