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  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #31
    Re: LUL INCOMING SHITFEST

    Originally posted by AnAtheist View Post
    A Huge Ocean isnt enough to convince you that it exists? interesting...
    We are equally perplexed by your denial of hell as proof was provided to you in scripture.

    What you are saying makes EXACTLY the same sense as what Sister Maria tried to get through your thick atheist skull..and you still don't get it.
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #32
      Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

      Originally posted by AnAtheist View Post
      First I have not lied once.
      And, a 'faggot' is a homosexual, please explain how i am a homosexual.
      I do not have any sexual attraction to men what-so-ever.

      Also.. i think your mad bro.
      Most homosexuals aren't really attracted to other men. They just choose to have anal sex because it angers God, and they want to do anything they can to hurt Jesus. Homosexual really just means "Godhater".
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • AnAtheist
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2011
        • 40

        #33
        Re: LUL INCOMING SHITFEST

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        We are equally perplexed by your denial of hell as proof was provided to you in scripture.
        And tell me, how is scripture proving anything to me? I dont see physical proof of hell anywhere besides its mention if a book.

        If i tried to drive across the Pacific Ocean i would be forced to stop because i would see the water, thats proof, at least enough proof for me, if you need more proof uhh well good luck driving through it...

        But if someone comes up to me and puts a bible in my face and says "LOOK ITS
        SAYS RIGHT HERE HELL EXISTS" i could do the same and write a book where it says hell doesnt exist. See where im going with this?
        If someone showed me hell, i would of course then believe in it, because i have no reason not to anymore.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #34
          Re: LUL INCOMING SHITFEST

          Originally posted by AnAtheist View Post
          A Huge Ocean isnt enough to convince you that it exists? interesting...
          You have a problem understanding sarcasm, don't you?

          Originally posted by AnAtheist View Post
          And tell me, how is scripture proving anything to me? I dont see physical proof of hell anywhere besides its mention if a book.

          If i tried to drive across the Pacific Ocean i would be forced to stop because i would see the water, thats proof, at least enough proof for me, if you need more proof uhh well good luck driving through it...

          But if someone comes up to me and puts a bible in my face and says "LOOK ITS
          SAYS RIGHT HERE HELL EXISTS" i could do the same and write a book where it says hell doesnt exist. See where im going with this?
          If someone showed me hell, i would of course then believe in it, because i have no reason not to anymore.
          The difference is that this hypothetical book of yours isn't the DIRECT AND INSPIRED WORD OF GOD. The Bible has 100% proven correct factual science, history, and prophecy to back up that it is indeed the Word of God.
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #35
            Re: LUL INCOMING SHITFEST

            Originally posted by AnAtheist View Post
            And tell me, how is scripture proving anything to me? I dont see physical proof of hell anywhere besides its mention if a book.

            If i tried to drive across the Pacific Ocean i would be forced to stop because i would see the water, thats proof, at least enough proof for me, if you need more proof uhh well good luck driving through it...

            But if someone comes up to me and puts a bible in my face and says "LOOK ITS
            SAYS RIGHT HERE HELL EXISTS" i could do the same and write a book where it says hell doesnt exist. See where im going with this?
            If someone showed me hell, i would of course then believe in it, because i have no reason not to anymore.
            Right now, you are like someone about to drive their car into the Pacific Ocean, because you still want to have anal sex with a Micronesian man before you die, except the Pacific Ocean is a vast ocean of everlasting fire filled with tortured souls futilely crying out to Jesus for forgiveness.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • AnAtheist
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2011
              • 40

              #36
              Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Most homosexuals aren't really attracted to other men. They just choose to have anal sex because it angers God, and they want to do anything they can to hurt Jesus. Homosexual really just means "Godhater".
              Uhmmm no....
              First since you think all homosexuals are atheists, then that means they dont believe in god. And you cant hate what you dont believe in.
              I dont believe in god, how can i hate him?

              And since im sure your all heterosexuals, the opposite of a homosexual, based on your definition that means you would want to have normal sex with the opposite sex because God likes that?
              Im pretty sure ive read somewhere on here you think all sex is a sin.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #37
                Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

                Originally posted by AnAtheist View Post
                Uhmmm no....
                First since you think all homosexuals are atheists, then that means they dont believe in god. And you cant hate what you dont believe in.
                I dont believe in god, how can i hate him?

                And since im sure your all heterosexuals, the opposite of a homosexual, based on your definition that means you would want to have normal sex with the opposite sex because God likes that?
                Im pretty sure ive read somewhere on here you think all sex is a sin.
                You disbelieve in God precisely because you hate Him, as if that weren't obvious. You're like a nine year old giving his daddy the silent treatment because he won't let you have anal sex.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #38
                  Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

                  Originally posted by AnAtheist View Post
                  Im pretty sure ive read somewhere on here you think all s*x is a sin.
                  S*x has one purpose, and one purpose only. For a husband and wife (with Jesus in proper, biblical marriage) to come together to bring forth children. My husband, Mr. Whitford, and I do our duty once a month like clockwork, and we remain fully clothed except for the necessary area. THAT is Godly, loving, married s*x the way it SHOULD be!
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • John Creeser
                    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                     
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 7248

                    #39
                    Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

                    If someone showed me hell, i would of course then believe in it, because i have no reason not to anymore.
                    There is the kicker, someday you WILL be shown hell and by that time it will be too late. Why on God's flat Earth would you ever want to take that chance?
                    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                    • AnAtheist
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 40

                      #40
                      Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Right now, you are like someone about to drive their car into the Pacific Ocean, because you still want to have anal sex with a Micronesian man before you die, except the Pacific Ocean is a vast ocean of everlasting fire filled with tortured souls futilely crying out to Jesus for forgiveness.
                      I do not want to have sex with ANY man.
                      I am not a homosexual, i have no sexual feelings for any one of the same sex.

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      You have a problem understanding sarcasm, don't you?
                      What you said about the ocean is a representation of how you think that its impossible to not believe in hell.
                      So i simple explained how it was

                      The difference is that this hypothetical book of yours isn't the DIRECT AND INSPIRED WORD OF GOD. The Bible has 100% proven correct factual science, history, and prophecy to back up that it is indeed the Word of God.
                      Im an atheist, i dont believe in god. And id like some historic or scientific proof of the existence of hell, right now.
                      But no, you cant do this because the only proof you have is in the bible.

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                      • AnAtheist
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 40

                        #41
                        Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        You disbelieve in God precisely because you hate Him, as if that weren't obvious. You're like a nine year old giving his daddy the silent treatment because he won't let you have anal sex.
                        How do you hate something/someone that doesnt exist to you?
                        Like uhh lets take Santa Clause for example, does Santa exist? no, can you hate him? no.

                        And i like how you are all like obsessed with anal sex.. i have told you so many times i do not want to have anal sex with anyone. I think you guys want me to want to have anal sex with men, why i will never know...

                        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                        There is the kicker, someday you WILL be shown hell and by that time it will be too late. Why on God's flat Earth would you ever want to take that chance?
                        What chance? there is no chance because i dont believe in it and theres no reason why i should believe in it.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #42
                          Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

                          Welcome 'AnAtheist'. I have been sitting here quietly, reading your posts. Yes, I am a True Christian(tm) and yes, I am a little biased towards God. But I am also a educated and very calm and rational man. I like to look at all the facts before I jump to a conclusion. I have found it is often best to listen to those purported to be versant in a field and ask a few basic, ground breaking questions to see if further, in depth discussion is warranted. You see, talking to experts when you have nary a clue, making bold statements, well, you end up coming off looking very foolish.
                          You claim you are an atheist. Fine. So you deny your own existence. Fine. To exist and be unaware of that very existence is extremely common and nothing to be ashamed of. However, you then try to tell other people they do not exist, when these very people are completely aware of themselves.
                          Then you go and make demands of others to prove their existence only because you fail to believe in your own. Pretty wacky when you slow down, take a deep breath and look.
                          Do you love you parents? Do they love you? Why? Is the world a nice place. Does anyone know why everything is the way it is? Tell me one person (other than God) that explains it all, backs it up with verifiable facts. No theories, no 'Todays best guess is', none of that mumbo jumbo. On our side, we have fact. We have Gods word, we have daily miracles.

                          Digest this.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #43
                            Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

                            Originally posted by AnAtheist View Post
                            How do you hate something/someone that doesnt exist to you?
                            Like uhh lets take Santa Clause for example, does Santa exist? no, can you hate him? no.

                            And i like how you are all like obsessed with anal sex.. i have told you so many times i do not want to have anal sex with anyone. I think you guys want me to want to have anal sex with men, why i will never know...
                            First of all, I am not obsessed with anal sex. It is you and the rest of the atheist community who are obsessed with anal sex. Why else would you hate Jesus so much?

                            Second, I absolutely despise St. Nick. He is a pervert and a pedophile and an obese eskimo burglar.

                            Third, as I have already explained, you don't believe in God precisely because you hate Him and you know this will hurt His Feelings. You hate Him because He won't let you have anal sex, and you want to be able to do anything you want. Got it?
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • John Creeser
                              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                               
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7248

                              #44
                              Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

                              What chance? there is no chance because i dont believe in it and theres no reason why i should believe in it.
                              That's your opinion. You haven't backed up ONE of your positions with scripture to prove otherwise. We can't possibly take you seriously.
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                              • AnAtheist
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 40

                                #45
                                Re: HELLO JESUS FANS

                                Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                                That's your opinion. You haven't backed up ONE of your positions with scripture to prove otherwise. We can't possibly take you seriously.
                                You want me to backup why i dont believe God exists with scripture? That makes no logical sense at all and im not even going to try to explain why unless you really want me to.

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                First of all, I am not obsessed with anal sex. It is you and the rest of the atheist community who are obsessed with anal sex. Why else would you hate Jesus so much?

                                Second, I absolutely despise St. Nick. He is a pervert and a pedophile and an obese eskimo burglar.

                                Third, as I have already explained, you don't believe in God precisely because you hate Him and you know this will hurt His Feelings. You hate Him because He won't let you have anal sex, and you want to be able to do anything you want. Got it?
                                No were not obsessed with anal sex, you just think we are, WE ARE NOT. How much more clear must i be? I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL SEX.

                                And ok St. Nick - bad explain, though then again, Santa Clause does not exist. You hate the idea of him, but you cant hate him because there is no him.

                                And here we go with the anal sex thing again...
                                Ok personally, i think anal sex is bad. You can get many different kinds of STDs and AIDs from it and its unsafe. I would NEVER have anal sex with anyone. I keep telling you this but it just goos in one ear and out the other.
                                This just shows me how ignorant you are.

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Welcome 'AnAtheist'. I have been sitting here quietly, reading your posts. Yes, I am a True Christian™ and yes, I am a little biased towards God. But I am also a educated and very calm and rational man. I like to look at all the facts before I jump to a conclusion. I have found it is often best to listen to those purported to be versant in a field and ask a few basic, ground breaking questions to see if further, in depth discussion is warranted. You see, talking to experts when you have nary a clue, making bold statements, well, you end up coming off looking very foolish.
                                You claim you are an atheist. Fine. So you deny your own existence. Fine. To exist and be unaware of that very existence is extremely common and nothing to be ashamed of. However, you then try to tell other people they do not exist, when these very people are completely aware of themselves.
                                Then you go and make demands of others to prove their existence only because you fail to believe in your own. Pretty wacky when you slow down, take a deep breath and look.
                                Do you love you parents? Do they love you? Why? Is the world a nice place.
                                And now for you.. Thank you for at least understanding what im saying.
                                Though i never said I deny my own existence.

                                Does anyone know why everything is the way it is? Tell me one person (other than God) that explains it all, backs it up with verifiable facts. No theories, no 'Todays best guess is', none of that mumbo jumbo. On our side, we have fact. We have Gods word, we have daily miracles.
                                For the unexplained stuff, ok go look to the bible for the answer, I have no problem with this. But when we are talking about something that is explained and proven (Example the earth is round, not flat), and you deny it just because it says so in the bible is ignorant.
                                Or beating your children... thats just awful. Maybe that was a normal thing to do back then, but not its not anymore and you should not do it even if the bible says so. Like i said earlier: Child Abuse if illegal for a reason.

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