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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #16
    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by Rev. Reasonable View Post
    How did I contradict myself? Notice the quotations of sarcasm..... I was clearly stating that you and your Kool-Aid drinker pals think that.....not me.
    Friend,

    Lame sarcasm has no place in this forum. We TRUE Christians(tm) treat the subject of Christianity with the reverence it deserves. Take your few cheep and lousy jokes elsewhere.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Rev. UnReasonable
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      • Feb 2011
      • 11

      #17
      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

      im no atheist, and i was intentionally being ignorant because thats how you sound saying you'd kill your child for being gay. I dont support homo's but to say you'd kill your kid makes you a degenerate and just as bad as anyone who thinks opposite of you
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • A Follower
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 872

        #18
        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

        Originally posted by Rev. Reasonable View Post
        im no atheist, and i was intentionally being ignorant because thats how you sound saying you'd kill your child for being gay. I dont support homo's but to say you'd kill your kid makes you a degenerate and just as bad as anyone who thinks opposite of you
        Of course you are an atheist. You don't believe in God or the Bible, which automatically makes you an atheist.

        Added to that you wishing death on everyone here as well as your gratuitous insults show you have not one ounce of Christian love in your body.

        Claiming to be Christian when you are obviously not doesn't give your retarded arguments anymore validity, so please stop trying.
        Leviticus 26:15-16
        And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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        • Rev. UnReasonable
          Unsaved trash
          • Feb 2011
          • 11

          #19
          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

          I can't say where I stand at this point, I was raised Christian and went through Catholic school.As I've gotten older I definitely have my questions but for most people that is normal. What I can say is if I went to my church I'm most positive not one person would say they would murder their child for being gay. I'd like to see you explain that in court.... you would look insane. That is not normal logic and if you really think that that is ok then you are no different than Al-Quada murdering thousands of innocent people for God. That's how you sound right now.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #20
            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

            Originally posted by Rev. Reasonable View Post
            im no atheist, and i was intentionally being ignorant because thats how you sound saying you'd kill your child for being gay. I dont support homo's but to say you'd kill your kid makes you a degenerate and just as bad as anyone who thinks opposite of you
            This thread is not about you. We are discussing the serious sin of masturbation, the sodomy that will inevitably follow such wicked defilement and a way out of this personal hell.

            Kindly dispense with the meaningless twaddle and return to the topic at hand.
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Rev. UnReasonable
              Unsaved trash
              • Feb 2011
              • 11

              #21
              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

              Really? I believe he was telling me what Religion I am therefore I responded to his inquiry. If you honestly think you are going to hell for masturbating then this world is in worse shape than I thought. God wants you to be a good person, loving and to do right things and if you're sorry for your sins, you will be forgiven. I believe a few people in here said they are married and have sex whenever they please....ok than.... are you having a kid every single time? Because to some of you that seems to be a concern. Do you wear a condom? If so, Isn't that the same as masturbating? You would be wasting possible human lives. Does she have her tubes tied? Because the bodies the temple right? So that would be tampering with Gods work. Please enlighten me.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • TheLordSavedMe
                A young lady servicing the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 579

                #22
                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                Originally posted by Rev. Reasonable View Post
                I can't say where I stand at this point, I was raised Christian and went through Catholic school.As I've gotten older I definitely have my questions but for most people that is normal. What I can say is if I went to my church I'm most positive not one person would say they would murder their child for being gay. I'd like to see you explain that in court.... you would look insane. That is not normal logic and if you really think that that is ok then you are no different than Al-Quada murdering thousands of innocent people for God. That's how you sound right now.
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                He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                  Originally posted by Rev. Reasonable View Post
                  im no atheist, and i was intentionally being ignorant because thats how you sound saying you'd kill your child for being gay. I dont support homo's but to say you'd kill your kid makes you a degenerate and just as bad as anyone who thinks opposite of you
                  Nonsense.

                  No TRUE Christian(tm) wouldn't want to do the right right thing and kill their gay son (secular law allowing). Only an Atheist would be that ignorant of our loving Saviors utter hatred of gays that He codified into His Law. We have even provided you with chapter and verse were God commands the killing of gays and you brush it off - EXACTLY what an Atheist would do!

                  Stop the charade "Rev", Jesus helps us see right threw you. Go back to Dawkins and tell him you failed.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • A Follower
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 872

                    #24
                    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                    Originally posted by Rev. Reasonable View Post
                    I can't say where I stand at this point, I was raised Christian and went through Catholic school.As I've gotten older I definitely have my questions but for most people that is normal. What I can say is if I went to my church I'm most positive not one person would say they would murder their child for being gay. I'd like to see you explain that in court.... you would look insane. That is not normal logic and if you really think that that is ok then you are no different than Al-Quada murdering thousands of innocent people for God. That's how you sound right now.
                    In your church no one has read the Bible. If they had they would be following normal logic and kill the child. You seem to be under the delusion that you are smarter than God. It is highly unlikely that you are. The Lord knows better than you. Just because you can't understand His plan doesn't mean His plan is wrong. It simply means you lack the knowledge and intelligence to see what is best for humanity and the world in the long run. Yes, killing children might seem a cold and heartless thing to do when you don't think about it, but when you really consider it you would know that by killing homosexual children you prevent them from breeding. If we let them live we would end up in a world where everyone is homosexual and no one will be able to have children any more. So by killing one child we are saving a billion children in the future.

                    But you're a cathlick, you don't care about all that, all you care about is handing over your kid to a priest for raping.
                    Originally posted by Rev. Reasonable View Post
                    Really? I believe he was telling me what Religion I am therefore I responded to his inquiry. If you honestly think you are going to hell for masturbating then this world is in worse shape than I thought.
                    You seriously believe the world is in a bad shape because some people actually trust God and His Word?

                    Originally posted by Rev. Reasonable View Post
                    God wants you to be a good person, loving and to do right things and if you're sorry for your sins, you will be forgiven.
                    That's not what the Bible says. Not even false religious books like the moslim book or the communist manifesto make such idiotic claims. How do you know what God wants? Do you perchance hear voices in your head? And do you believe them to be God talking to you? In that case please tell us some more about yourself so we can track you down and have you committed to a mental institution, keeping society safe from your delusions.

                    Originally posted by Rev. Reasonable View Post
                    I believe a few people in here said they are married and have sex whenever they please....ok than.... are you having a kid every single time? Because to some of you that seems to be a concern. Do you wear a condom? If so, Isn't that the same as masturbating? You would be wasting possible human lives. Does she have her tubes tied? Because the bodies the temple right? So that would be tampering with Gods work. Please enlighten me.
                    Having sex once a year is more than sufficient, lusting after women is after all a sin.

                    We do not mutilate our women, your suggestion that we do is offensive. Nor do we prevent them from becoming pregnant through condoms or any other way, that would be evil as you well know (because being raised a Christian you know that women can only be saved through childbearing 1 Timothy 2:15)
                    Leviticus 26:15-16
                    And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                    • Rev. UnReasonable
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 11

                      #25
                      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                      How do you know what God wants? Do you perchance hear voices in your head? And do you believe them to be God talking to you? In that case please tell us some more about yourself so we can track you down and have you committed to a mental institution, keeping society safe from your delusions.
                      So how did God tell people his message....ya know..... before the whole Jesus thing? Didn't he speak to moses and all the other ones? The mental delusional people that hear voices? lmaooo good one
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Rev. Reasonable Spews Hatred at God

                        Originally posted by Rev. UnReasonable View Post
                        You all make me embarrassed to be a Christian. mormons, How can you claim to be so loving and accepting when all you do is judge people based off a real book made to make you better? I supposed you Pastors on here condemning people to hell think masturbating is so bad but have no problem butt-piffleing 13 year old boys after feeding them the "blood of christ"....errr... I mean white zinfendale. I hope all your daughters smoke pot, get drunk and accidently have sex with a guy and gets pregnant. See how quick you are to judge when it's your family, scumbags. I hope god smites you in form of immediate heartattack at some point today. By the way.... doesn't your idol Sarah Palin's daughter have a kid before marriage. What a dirty whore! Have fun piffleing little boys while condemning masturbation you pifflein zombiefied, brainwashed wack jobs..... and FYI your wives probably cheat on you. Peace & Love
                        Dear Godmocking Whore;

                        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                        YIC,

                        --Pastor Ezekiel
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Bible Student
                          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                          With Jesus now.
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 2474

                          #27
                          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                          Originally posted by Rev. UnReasonable View Post
                          So I was correct than? What was trying to be said was God "Dictated" The Bible.... I Said he did not write it... which is a true statement. If God wrote it did he use a Bic or a Number 2?
                          This one is dense. He keeps asking the same questions over and over again and getting the same answers. I'll bet he keeps pushing the replay button on movies and expects a different story each time.
                          YiJC, BS

                          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                          • Bible Student
                            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                            With Jesus now.
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 2474

                            #28
                            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                            Originally posted by Rev. UnReasonable View Post
                            I can't say where I stand at this point, I was raised Christian and went through Catholic school.As I've gotten older I definitely have my questions but for most people that is normal. What I can say is if I went to my church I'm most positive not one person would say they would murder their child for being gay. I'd like to see you explain that in court.... you would look insane. That is not normal logic and if you really think that that is ok then you are no different than Al-Quada murdering thousands of innocent people for God. That's how you sound right now.
                            Dear UnReasonable,

                            You have failed the duck test.
                            YiJC, BS

                            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                              Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2193

                              #29
                              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                              Originally posted by Rev. UnReasonable View Post
                              So how did God tell people his message....ya know..... before the whole Jesus thing? Didn't he speak to moses and all the other ones? The mental delusional people that hear voices? lmaooo good one
                              I admire your ability to pronounce Chink names to some degree of correctness, I do take umbrage at your assertation that Chairman Mao was somehow inherently good instead of the Evil Communist Totalitarian slant-eyed anti-American Godless oaf that he really was.

                              Please do not do this again. Thank you.

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                              • Bible Student
                                Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                                With Jesus now.
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 2474

                                #30
                                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                Originally posted by Rev. UnReasonable View Post
                                Really? I believe he was telling me what Religion I am therefore I responded to his inquiry. If you honestly think you are going to hell for masturbating then this world is in worse shape than I thought. God wants you to be a good person, loving and to do right things and if you're sorry for your sins, you will be forgiven. I believe a few people in here said they are married and have sex whenever they please....ok than.... are you having a kid every single time? Because to some of you that seems to be a concern. Do you wear a condom? If so, Isn't that the same as masturbating? You would be wasting possible human lives. Does she have her tubes tied? Because the bodies the temple right? So that would be tampering with Gods work. Please enlighten me.
                                Why is the concept so difficult for you to grasp that God gives us his instructions in the 1611 King James Bible, and the admonition against masturbation is contained therein. In other words, masturbating is not "doing the right thing". Furthermore, God illustrates what punishment is to be exacted for spilling one's seed. As in the case of Onan, death is the punishment.

                                As a Christian, even a Cafeteria Christian or a Fluffy Bunny Christian you should have some sense of basic Christian tenets. It is evident from your posting that you don't even have a passing familiarity with the 1611 King James Bible. Why are you playing the poseur?
                                YiJC, BS

                                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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