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Hi Im Cody and I love ur forum. Ive read a lot of it and feel ready to become a Christian but have a question. If I become a Christian is it true my girlfriend has to do anything I tell her to.
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Him Cody, welcome! Tell me Cody, what forum is 'ur'. I googled it but could not find it. I did find this commie forum http://www.forum.urz.pl/index.php but I do not think that was ringht.
No, your girlfriend does not have to do anything you tell her. Only a father or husband has that right and even then, it is with the confines of Biblical and secular law.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Ok so if I get married then my wife has to do anything I tell her as long as its legal, right. Thats still cool. I think Ill become a Christian then. Is there anything else I have to do besides reading the Bible.Comment
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Well Cody, there is a lot more to it than that. I am surprised you do not know this already. Not only do you have to read the Bible (that means all of it) but you also must follow all the rules and regulations. You must tithe generously. You must always write in a legible manner. Stop skate boarding and listening to that awful rock music. Wear proper clothes. Go to bed early, get up early. Work six days a week. Tithe generously. Go to Church several times a week. Hunt out sinners and non-believers and convert them.Originally posted by Cody Parsons View Post
There is a lot more but this should get you started.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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You're approaching Christianity from the wrong angle, you should be more interested in avoiding GOD's loving wrath. The short answer is yes, she will have to serve you because that's what's written in the Bible.Originally posted by Cody Parsons View Post6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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I dont skateboard but I do snowboard, is that ok. My parents arent Christians but they do make me wear clothes that they think look ok and arent at all cool but now I know that is cool from what u tell me so thats ok. I dont listen to rock but I do listen to rap but Ive been reading the forum and I know I shouldnt anymore so Im going to delete all my music off my ipod. I dont want to go to hell and I want a wife who has to do what I tell her so Im going to learn all I can about being a good Christian from u ppl. Thank u.Comment
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Believe and be baptized. Don't do anything to make God mad.Originally posted by Cody Parsons View Post
Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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No snowboard - If God wanted us to slide down mountains, he would of given us flippers instead of feet.Originally posted by Cody Parsons View Post
No 'rap', only Gospel
You need to lean how to write. Half of your words make no sense. Ever heard of an apostrophe? What is a 'u ppl'? It sounds like an urinary infection.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Cody,Originally posted by Cody Parsons View Post
I have a hard time reading your writing. It's like you are a Californian or something. Like Jesus we TRUE Christians(tm) are hip with the young adult scene but could you lay off the cool dude speak?
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Thank you all for ur help. I know once Im saved I will make it to heaven and I cant wait! I dont know if it will be forever or just feel like forever but its going to be awesome and I cant wait to meet all u dudes there.
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. You're a strapping young man, aren't you! Why aren't you over in the desert sending islamofascists to hell for Jesus?
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Before I found Jesus I was a week kneed pansy who was afraid to go and fight in Iran because I didnt want to die and probably was afraid of going to hell too! Now Im finding salvation I plan on going down to the recruitment office first thing tomorrow. I just hope my flat feet asthma and high blood pressure dont keep them from accepting me.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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Oh they won't, don't worry. And they even take pansies now, so you're in like Flint boy!Originally posted by Cody Parsons View PostBefore I found Jesus I was a week kneed pansy who was afraid to go and fight in Iran because I didnt want to die and probably was afraid of going to hell too! Now Im finding salvation I plan on going down to the recruitment office first thing tomorrow. I just hope my flat feet asthma and high blood pressure dont keep them from accepting me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Praise Jesus! Ill tell my girlfriend and maybe shell convert then marry me before I go! I cant wait to get to Iran and kick some terrorist ass!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostOh they won't, don't worry. And they even take pansies now, so you're in like Flint boy!Comment
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What a wonderful, brave young man! If you need a prayer partner before shipping out, or just need some private marital counseling before taking that girl as your wife, I'm always here for you.Originally posted by Cody Parsons View Post
Anointed In His Glorious Blood,
Harry LesterSlathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,-Youth Minister Harry Lester
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