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  • Winterheart
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    • Feb 2011
    • 4
    #1

    hello!

    hello!

    i am gunther from germany, age 21. i must admit, I am not a practicing christian but I am here to look for answers and salvation!

    please accept me and tell me about christ! i really want to learn to know him!

    also, if you wish, i would be honoured to answer any questions you may have, after all you may not know what is an atheist blackmetalheads life like.

    greetings und peace, signed by gunther
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22898
      #2
      Re: hello!

      There is no hope of your being accepted until you accept Jesus. Unfortunately, we cannot be assured that you have accepted Jesus until you have been a member of the Congregation of Landover for some time.

      The US Department of Faith is looking at your background (family, diseases, criminal activity, sexual preferences, financial status etc.) at the moment, so we will wait for the outcome.

      Your preference in music is presently worrying us. You are probably deaf and thus will not hear the pleas of Baby Jesus to save your immortal soul.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Winterheart
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          • Feb 2011
          • 4
          #3
          Re: hello!

          hi and thanks for replying to my message!

          as for salvation, i wish to be saved but i don't know how! what is the best way to know christ? i lives so far from all churches here in muslim germany and there are no christian bookstores to byu a bible from! i have been relying on internet versions of it!

          in addition, what is wrong with the music? it's highly similar to other styles of music, only a bit slower/faster with differing soundscape surrounding the rhythm. practically it's just soundwaves, just like the... gospels, pop music, rock, anything!

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: hello!

              So... Gunter, have you even bothered to get a Bible yet or are you planning to sit in a chair eating strudel, expecting us to spoon feed you?

              No store to buy a Bible is your excuse? No internet shopping, no bookstore to order from? No excuse?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Winterheart
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                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4
                  #5
                  Re: hello!

                  hi

                  i want a physical bible, but i only have pdf.bible! those on the internet, as i said earlier. i myself own only the new testament but it is so old many pages are missing. unreeadable!

                  what is this, some interrogations?

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                    • Winterheart
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 4
                      #6
                      Re: hello!

                      i forgot to say i can not order my bible yet, i am only still saving money to buy it! living unemplyoed is not fun!
                      family first, then the bible... i hope i can has enough money for it by the next monthly social serviec money!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: hello!

                          Originally posted by Winterheart View Post
                          hi

                          i want a physical bible, but i only have pdf.bible! those on the internet, as i said earlier. i myself own only the new testament but it is so old many pages are missing. unreeadable!

                          what is this, some interrogations?
                          Originally posted by Winterheart View Post
                          i forgot to say i can not order my bible yet, i am only still saving money to buy it! living unemplyoed is not fun!
                          family first, then the bible... i hope i can has enough money for it by the next monthly social serviec money!
                          The single most imporatnt thing in the world is God. More important than family, anything. All your focus should be on Him. Stop being so selfish. If you can buy food, skip eating for a few days, buy a Bible.
                          I am disappointed you live off of the backs of others. God will frown on this greatly. You must work inorder to give unto Him your praise in the form of money. Stop being so lazy.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Youth Minister Harry
                              Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 832
                              #8
                              Re: hello!

                              Brother Hutchins is wise. The time you spend listening to devil noise and reading false digital "Bibles" is all time that could be spent knitting swastikas or building gas chambers (or whatever it is you Germans do to make money) for Jesus. I know from my travels that finding a good fundamentalist place of worship in foreign lands like yours is usually impossible. If you were more inclined to toil with your hands and make enough money to be a proper Christian, I would recommend you move to the U.S.A. to find salvation, as this is God's nation on earth. I cannot speak for Landover Baptist, but as a God fearing American, I can say that I'm relieved you are where you are. I'm praying for you.

                              Bathing In The Blood Of The Lamb,
                              Harry Lester
                              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: hello!

                                  Originally posted by Winterheart View Post
                                  i forgot to say i can not order my bible yet, i am only still saving money to buy it! living unemplyoed is not fun!
                                  family first, then the bible... i hope i can has enough money for it by the next monthly social serviec money!
                                  The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

                                  Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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