Hello from Glasgow/San Diego

[Jislord]

Hello LBC forums

First I would like to apologise for the delay between my joining and my first post here today.

I'm a White, blonde haired male, 34. Until 5pm today I have been doing the Lords work and on Monday I shall be moving from Scotland to California be with my Christian wife. Please excuse that it will also be "Valentintines day" Its a pagan co-incidence

In late 2008 I quit my good job to spend 90 days with my Fiance to school her on sleeping arrangements and test her knowledge on the KJV before I applied for K-1 visa paperwork. Due to Homo's and unsaved wetbacks in political power I correctly predicted that it would take years for an honest, educated white person to get to California to bolster the minority.


Although all my previous jobs & work experience taught me to design roofs and gutters for schools and Churches, I spent the next 22 months volunteering at a Glasgow Islam/mudlslime abortion clinic for arranged pre-teen marriages. It was dark days and I was up to my elbows in messy future "Allah Akbar" screaming suicide bombers.My faith endured while my 2nd set of forcep hinges wore out.

Do any LBC members have any advice on living in California? I will be spending February 14th barricading the doors against fence jumping, beheading drug dealers, Joos or Homos moving south looking for a country to marry and spread AIDs in.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Hello from Glasgow/San Diego

First I would like to apologise for the delay between my joining and my first post here today.

No need. It is good that people learn something here before they open their pie holes and start yapping. Good to know you!

Until 5pm today I have been doing the Lords work

Tell us more.

In late 2008 I quit my good job to spend 90 days with my Fiance to school her on sleeping arrangements and test her knowledge on the KJV before I applied for K-1 visa paperwork.

This is a noble effort! I applaud your work to do the right thing!

I spent the next 22 months volunteering at a Glasgow Islam/mudlslime abortion clinic for arranged pre-teen marriages. It was dark days and I was up to my elbows in messy future "Allah Akbar" screaming suicide bombers.My faith endured while my 2nd set of forcep hinges wore out.

Wait...what? You were supporting abortions? Please explain because I would hate to think you were helping anyone violate God's Law, even children of the heathen camel jockeys.

Do any LBC members have any advice on living in California?

Until a few months ago, I would have said don't. But now that they have outlawed gay marriage, it may be a good thing to ship more Christians into the state.

I will be spending February 14th barricading the doors against fence jumping, beheading drug dealers, Joos or Homos moving south looking for a country to marry and spread AIDs in.

Please send us a report once you get there...if you survive!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Glasgow/San Diego

Do any LBC members have any advice on living in California? I will be spending February 14th barricading the doors against fence jumping, beheading drug dealers, Joos or Homos moving south looking for a country to marry and spread AIDs in.

Yes. Don't do it unless you want to get gang raped by rabid homers.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello from Glasgow/San Diego

Do any LBC members have any advice on living in California? I will be spending February 14th barricading the doors against fence jumping, beheading drug dealers, Joos or Homos moving south looking for a country to marry and spread AIDs in.

Welcome to the cleanest and most saved place on the world wide web tubes. As Pastor Ezekiel suggested, California is crammed full of homers, sodomites, and other types of liberals. It's also infested with mexicans. With this in mind, remember that Barrett makes a wonderful home defense system called the M82. The military calls it an M107, but when you go to the gun show, just ask for an M82 and save yourself about $600 in the process. It's fairly heavy, so be careful getting it to the car. Have your wife lift with her back, not her legs. Glory to God!

Yours In The Cascade of Christ's Blood,
Harry Lester

[Jislord]

Re: Hello from Glasgow/San Diego

Thank you all who answered, you will be in my prayers

There are only 3 Godly days left before I arrive in Saint Diego's city

As one of the few legal immigrants who also have no Police record I will be denied the 2nd ammendment rights of US citizens. I therefore cannot accept any M82/M107's .Technically I could get arrested, thrown out and swim/hike back every 2 weeks but nevermind. Instead I have been drilling & stitching together a Lamphrey tooth chastity belt. Its small and double sided just in case my Fiance gets "womanly hormonal" before our date with the Lord.

I fully expect to get gang raped by crotch grabbing Groids or the fence jumping Home Depot parking lot Mafia within my first 2 weeks. They smell a white person even if you raise your tinted windows to drive past. The blackies chased me for 3 miles last time

I have many sins achieved so far in my life. Abortion isn't one of them as non christians don't count as proper people, they will go Jihad and kill everything when somebody infringes their international right to legally behead people because somebody stole thier village goat.