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  • America?

    Okay, so as I'm 'unsaved trash' I'll go and make this thread here.
    I've noticed a bit of a fixation on the US on this site, any reason? Are you guys just all American? Is patriotism more encouraged here than in the UK (where a heatly disdain for your country is approved of)?
    Just kind of interested as someone hailing frrom across the pond
    "In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer."
    Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
    <3

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    Re: America?

    Originally posted by felicitysparrow View Post
    Okay, so as I'm 'unsaved trash' I'll go and make this thread here.
    I've noticed a bit of a fixation on the US on this site, any reason? Are you guys just all American? Is patriotism more encouraged here than in the UK (where a heatly disdain for your country is approved of)?
    Just kind of interested as someone hailing frrom across the pond
    Dear Witch;

    This is called the "introduction" forum, not the "ask random questions" forum. Tell us about yourself, your coven, and why you hate Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: America?

      Hm, usually I ask women if they have their husband's permission to post here, but that would clearly be a waste of my valuable time in your case.

      How many months do you estimate it will take the mostly drunk Scottish police force to figure out you murdered your husband?

      And what did you do with your Bible? Use it for the litter box of your black cat?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: America?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Dear Witch;

        This is called the "introduction" forum, not the "ask random questions" forum. Tell us about yourself, your coven, and why you hate Jesus.
        I'm a witch now? Oh, this keeps getting better and better!
        I'm part of the pretty well known Coven (more commonly known as religion) of Christianity.
        Our leader is called Jesus too! What a coincidence!
        "In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer."
        Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
        <3

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        • #5
          Re: America?

          Originally posted by felicitysparrow View Post
          I'm a witch now? Oh, this keeps getting better and better! I'm part of the pretty well known Coven (more commonly known as religion) of Christianity. Our leader is called Jesus too! What a coincidence!
          STOP pretending to be a Christian! Pretending to be a Christian is the worst crime imaginable! You never read the Bible so you are not a Christian!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: America?

            Originally posted by felicitysparrow View Post
            Is patriotism more encouraged here than in the UK
            Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
            Dr Samuel Johnson (1709 – 1784)
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            • #7
              Re: America?

              Originally posted by felicitysparrow View Post
              I'm a witch now? Oh, this keeps getting better and better!
              I'm part of the pretty well known Coven (more commonly known as religion) of Christianity.
              Our leader is called Jesus too! What a coincidence!



              1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”

              Sin is rebellion. Anyone who uses his free will to choose to remain in sin is a practicing witch.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: America?

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
                Dr Samuel Johnson (1709 – 1784)
                A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.

                George William Curtis

                And that Principle is enshrined in George H. W. Bush's immortal statement: "No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

                And that goes for Heathens like you too.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #9
                  Re: America?

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.

                  George William Curtis

                  And that Principle is enshrined in George H. W. Bush's immortal statement: "No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

                  And that goes for Heathens like you too.
                  To a man of mere animal life, you can urge no argument against going to America, but that it will be some time before he will get the earth to produce. But a man of any intellectual enjoyment will not easily go and immerse himself and his posterity for ages in barbarism.
                  Dr Samuel Johnson (1709 – 1784)
                  Posted via Pasta

                  True Pastafarian™

                  May my Sauce be with you!
                  Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                  Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                  The Loose Canon - HTML version
                  Loose Canon Fan Page
                  North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                  I have been to The Volcano!

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Re: America?

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.

                    George William Curtis

                    And that Principle is enshrined in George H. W. Bush's immortal statement: "No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

                    And that goes for Heathens like you too.
                    George Bush?



                    This dude all the way!
                    "In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer."
                    Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
                    <3

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                    • #11
                      Re: America?

                      Stop derailing by posting photos of nigras! This is most upsetting to The Ladies of Landover!
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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