[grislund]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

Let my distorted swing-door infest you with a legion of crabs just for the cause of multi-human asswhiping and nasty farts. I should send you parachutes in case the burning kittens should fail the mission storming the house like in borderline. As i recall you were 51 years old which leads me to in a disgusting way devour ass to strenghten my erection for the cause of whiplash damage while driving my tractor listening to Children of Bodom. My headphones are now producing massive amounts of sperm and organic viruses that is spreading around the world as we speak, so let me take my sword and end this misery with only the scent of uterus and toasts armed with cheese-spears and a house full of tentacles. goose

[Onkel Toms Slapptask]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

Like the little box nourished slave as I am, I have managed to get distracted in a Auschwitz-like society in an orange-yellow rubberduck on three wheels. I tried to take me home, but managed to fall into a medium-sized skunk-nest, dug with skimmers and toenails. Can you call Torgny Mellin dance orchestra, because I need a number of Easter-acorns to decorate my foreskin sails.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

How very pleasant it seems to repedeatly harass retarded goats by waving a burning child in front of them.

I will make my way over to Asia with my aids-infested army retired grizzlybears, where we can all engage in a wild session of puke-infested linedancing. I must thou make haste, my young love, for my burning chunk of black love is waiting anxiously, to devouer my arsehole! And.. of course, as interested as I am in massive, organized masturbation sessions with the spirit of sir Adolf Eichmann. I will eat human carpets, and turtle-infested beardy men from finland, which i will feed constantly with high-velocity cows from northern russia.

You're like a random text generator crossed with a drunken baboon minus the humorous aspect.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Sarah, aka Florence]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND.

Please take your weird dog atheistic conversation elsewhere, for real.

[Onkel Toms Slapptask]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

You're like a random text generator crossed with a drunken baboon minus the humorous aspect.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

As unpleasant as I find your post, that was more or less a non-coherent text in the first place. Translating on GoogleTranslate from Swedish to English resulted in that.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND.

Whatever the Bible tells you to do. Shutting up would be step one.

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

[Sarah, aka Florence]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

I highly doubt it says "shut up" in the bible, but if you can find a biblical instance that deals with what wives-to-be ought to do when their future husbands get drunk and destroy property (i.e..leave them?) that would be very much appreciated, COM.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

I highly doubt it says "shut up" in the bible, but if you can find a biblical instance that deals with what wives-to-be ought to do when their future husbands get drunk and destroy property (i.e..leave them?) that would be very much appreciated, COM.

Which part of "to be in silence" did you not understand?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

Which part of "to be in silence" did you not understand?

Brother Cranky, if I were a betting man, I would say "to" and "be" and "in" and "silence."

In a previous post, I had to use a graphic in order to try to get her to understand my point, as she seems to have a most remarkable absence of cognitive ability.

If you could somehow post a picture of a woman keeping her mouth shut (duct tape? Gorilla Glue?), that might help.

YiC,

Zech

[Felicity]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

[Sarah, aka Florence]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

So I'm just supposed to remain silent, even though this might cost me a ticket to HEAVEN?

That is just the most depressing thing I've heard all day.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

Perfect! Thank you, Sister Felicity.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

So I'm just supposed to remain silent...

Yes.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[Sarah, aka Florence]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

But PE, you say yourself in your signature that Jesus will DAMN the drunkards. Therefore, shouldn't I remove myself from Scottie's company in the interest of not being DAMNED myself?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Desperately need relationship advice

But PE, you say yourself in your signature that Jesus will DAMN the drunkards. Therefore, shouldn't I remove myself from Scottie's company in the interest of not being DAMNED myself?

I think you should follow the Holy Bible and let men tell you what to think and what to do. It's your only hope for Salvation.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.