Just another unsaved

[Sneaky Hippo]

I'm sure by now you are tired of people who disagree with you attacking your forum but I hope to be a bit different from them. Although I am an athiest I'm not going to troll your forums and make stupid and immature posts like many others do. I just want to ask some questions as to the reasoning in your beliefs and I want to understand you a bit better. I know it's only a matter of time before I am acused of being a heathen and a "homer" and eventually banned so I hope our time together now can be pleasant.

See you around the forums!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Just another unsaved

I'm sure by now you are tired of people who disagree with you attacking your forum but I hope to be a bit different from them. Although I am an athiest I'm not going to troll your forums and make stupid and immature posts like many others do. I just want to ask some questions as to the reasoning in your beliefs and I want to understand you a bit better. I know it's only a matter of time before I am acused of being a heathen and a "homer" and eventually banned so I hope our time together now can be pleasant.

See you around the forums!

Dear unsaved scum;

We welcome you to our Godly forum. Far from being banned, we are happy to see you here. Jesus has called you here for a reason, and it surely isn't to mock him.

If you want to know about True Christianity™, then you should start by reading through these threads, studying the Holy Bible, and open your heart to Christ. As long as you are respectful, you will be allowed to stay.

We don't hate you, we feel sorry for you. God, on the other hand, takes a more severe view of monkey worshiping fools like you.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[JennyD]

Re: Just another unsaved

I'm sure by now you are tired of people who disagree with you attacking your forum but I hope to be a bit different from them. Although I am an athiest I'm not going to troll your forums and make stupid and immature posts like many others do. I just want to ask some questions as to the reasoning in your beliefs and I want to understand you a bit better. I know it's only a matter of time before I am acused of being a heathen and a "homer" and eventually banned so I hope our time together now can be pleasant.

See you around the forums!

Aardman Fan, we're more than happy to discuss our faith with anyone who approaches with a sincere spirit of seeking or of inquiry. We do not ban people simply for disagreeing with us; for example, the spell-casting hags Rachael von Hellmouth and Lilith have both been here a long time. Oddly, for all their Eye of Newting and Calling of Corners, they've yet to even come up with a beauty spell to make them look young and beautiful like the True Christian women. (Maybe some Olay would work better?)

We even keep that "father" Thomas Martin, a dress-wearing, Mary-worshipping, altar-boy-buggering Catholic, around! Each of these "people" discusses issues respectfully, even when we disagree.

Feel free to disagree with us but do so as an adult, and you will be treated like one.

[Sneaky Hippo]

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If nothing else at least we can agree on Aardman.

I look foward to our debates.

[Dhul Fiqaar]

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Mister Hippo:

I greet you in the name of Allah!

I give some advice, however. Do now write in foreign language, it is forbidden here. I think this must be because Americans have little learning of other languages besides English.

It is a strange thing! I am speaking to a Dutchman who comes to Lebanon one time on the business. I see that he speaks English to me, French to the woman who is with him, and some other language I do not know what it was to other salesman.

I say, "Mister Goedemaag, how many language is you speak?"

And he say, "Dhul Fiqaar, I am very uneducated Dutchman. I never go to the university, and so I speak only seven languages."

So I am think probably USA people can be more better educate, perhaps, if they follow Dutchman kind of schooling.

But I say to you, Mister Hippo, have you given thought to renounce atheist and become Muslim? Allah is lord of peace, and Islam is much more intelligent religion than Christian.

May the peace of Allah be with you.

Dhul Fiqaar

[Justin Bill]

Re: Just another unsaved

I just want to ask some questions as to the reasoning in your beliefs and I want to understand you a bit better. I know it's only a matter of time before I am acused of being a heathen and a "homer" !

you is what you is...

but anyways, what are your questions?

also you don't have to believe in God for him to cast you into a lake of fire..

What a strange cult to be a part of, athiesm, a religion that claims to not be a religion, kind of like the denomination of non-denominal Christians.

anyways, whats the harm in praying to a God of something instead of a God of nothing?

you must be seeking something... no one walks into a whorehouse and is looking for nothing....

Next you are going to tell me you are a vegetarian too!!

[JennyD]

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Hippo, don't be all worked up by Justin. He's new, and has not yet passed his initial investigation.

But you did mention questions, and we'd like to help you find answers!

[Sneaky Hippo]

Re: Just another unsaved

I give up!
I thought perhaps I could knock some sense into you people you but you are beyond help! You are vile people who believe hating is what is right if it says it in the bible. You refuse to think for yourselves and look at the world outside Freehold, the real world.

I'm glad I'm going to hell, at least I will be away from you people.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I give up!
I thought perhaps I could knock some sense into you people you but you are beyond help! You are vile people who believe hating is what is right if it says it in the bible. You refuse to think for yourselves and look at the world outside Freehold, the real world.

I'm glad I'm going to hell, at least I will be away from you people.

Friend,

Don't give up! Satan wants you to despair! Jesus still loves you and wants you to be saved! Won't you reach out for His hand. We're here to help you.

[SadSightSeer]

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Friend,

Don't give up! Satan wants you to despair! Jesus still loves you and wants you to be saved! Won't you reach out for His hand. We're here to help you.

Probably mister Hippo misunderstood the love of Jesus for his followers, followers children and "unsaved scum", as you so rightfully call it, presented in this thread: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ, or maybe he didn't got the real wisdom and behind the Godly suggestions for conjoining a man with his woman in God approved love from Ladies of Landover: Tips for Godly Babymaking!. I think and fear that his heart must not be set straight or pure enough on the path for True Christianity, unfortunately if he didn't understood all that.

PRAISE JESUS!

[JennyD]

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I give up!
I thought perhaps I could knock some sense into you people you but you are beyond help! You are vile people who believe hating is what is right if it says it in the bible. You refuse to think for yourselves and look at the world outside Freehold, the real world.

I'm glad I'm going to hell, at least I will be away from you people.

NINE POSTS?

Hippo, did you really think that in NINE POSTS you would be able to convince us to abandon God and foresake our faith with your brilliant postings?

Even Satan, father of lies, has not been able to turn Landoverians away from the LORD since the 17th century, and you think you can come in and do better than he in a mere

9

posts?!

Yes, Hippo, we believe that what GOD says in HIS WORD, the BIBLE, is RIGHT. ALWAYS.

Your Satanic immorality and human "fair play" rules do not apply where God is concerned. HE is the Creator. HE is the Lawmaker. HE is in charge, not YOU, and not your precious Satan!

I had such high hopes for you. I thought perhaps you were interested in learning about God, His Word, and His Plan for humanity. Instead, I found that you were yet another Satanist here to sow discord amongst God's Faithful!

Not only did you lie about your purpose in joining, but you couldn't even stick it out for a respectable period. You are not only faithless and vile, but you are also weak-willed and cowardly!

Truly, you make me feel ill.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Just another unsaved

I give up!
I thought perhaps I could knock some sense into you people you but you are beyond help! You are vile people who believe hating is what is right if it says it in the bible. You refuse to think for yourselves and look at the world outside Freehold, the real world.

I'm glad I'm going to hell, at least I will be away from you people.

Pal, hell is not anything to be glad to see. You are going to suffer unspeakable pain and suffering there. It isn't like some goth bar where you get to sit around complaining about Jesus and sipping cheap beer.

I pray that you will reconsider and let us guide you to Salvation™.