I am your dog.

[God man]

Hello children,

Stay true my to the word that I have given you.

My favorite verse is all of my words.

[John Creeser]

Re: I am your God.

Hello children,

Stay true my to the word that I have given you.

My favorite verse is all of my words.

Yet another retard troll

Laugh now retard, we'll be the ones laughing when you're burning.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: I am your God.

Hello children,

Stay true my to the word that I have given you.

My favorite verse is all of my words.

Great. Who left the door open again?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am your God.

Hello children,

Stay true my to the word that I have given you.

My favorite verse is all of my words.

My gut instinct tells me that this is a blasphemer, but on the off-chance that God has chosen to visit our most Godly site, I'll ask a simple question that He should know:

I have a birthmark on my right buttock in the shape of an easily recognizable automobile. What year, make, and model is it?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am your God.

Woof

[Righteousbeliever]

Re: I am your God.

My gut instinct tells me that this is a blasphemer, but on the off-chance that God has chosen to visit our most Godly site, I'll ask a simple question that He should know:

I have a birthmark on my right buttock in the shape of an easily recognizable make of car. What year, make, and model is it?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

You should know better than to test God in such a way. Despicable behaviour.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am your God.

You should know better than to test God in such a way. Despicable behaviour.

Testing Him would be something like asking Him to remove it, or to change the shape of it. Mine is a simple question, one even you should understand.

Z. Smyth

[Robert Jones]

Re: I am your dog.

Yes... you're a bad dog at that. You know what happens to bad dogs don't you? This verse is very fitting for you.

Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I am your dog.

blah, blah blah.

Hi,

Corrected your title. Hope this helps.

[Righteousbeliever]

Re: I am your God.

Testing Him would be something like asking Him to remove it, or to change the shape of it. Mine is a simple question, one even you should understand.

Z. Smyth

No, even the youngest children know that to test the Holy Father is not a Christian act. It is taught against, highly rude and fundamentally undermining to your belief. You should know that this is a Faith issue and you should not question the Holy Father in such a manner, no matter how small or trivial. Only God can possibly answer your question - that is a test of him.

I find this highly embarrassing to call myself a fellow believer when you publicly shame yourself as such. I have passed on my thoughts of shame, embarrassment and offence to your Head Pastor.

Such behaviour is not tolerated in any form of Christianity.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am your God.

****ridiculous rantings deleted***

I explained the difference between a test and a question just a few posts before yours. To have you forget that so soon is a sign of either (a) demonic possession, or (b) stupidity.

As I believe even Satan has no particular desire for you, I will pray for your brain-damaged Unsaved Trash soul.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Bible Student]

Re: I am your God.

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
My gut instinct tells me that this is a blasphemer, but on the off-chance that God has chosen to visit our most Godly site, I'll ask a simple question that He should know:

I have a birthmark on my right buttock in the shape of an easily recognizable make of car. What year, make, and model is it?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

You should know better than to test God in such a way. Despicable behaviour.

Your bible must be broken or false. However we True Christians(tm) read the God-breathed words of the 1611 King James Bible. If you would too you would find:

Malachi 3:10 -- Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

But also it is good to test every spirit to determine if indeed it is of God.

I John 4:1 -- Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

[Righteousbeliever]

Re: I am your God.

I explained the difference between a test and a question just a few posts before yours. To have you forget that so soon is a sign of either (a) demonic possession, or (b) stupidity.

As I believe even Satan has no particular desire for you, I will pray for your brain-damaged Unsaved Trash soul.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

The person, or God himself would have to use their power to see a great distance to answer your question.

I believe it is you who will be the ones questioned by God himself as to why you even think you deserve entrance unto Heaven after such an act.

The Lords name will not be taken in vein. You will also have faith in the Lord. You demonstrate neither and you refuse to repent your sin.

Much shame can hang on you whether you accept it or not. It is God who will be your final judge.

You appear to be lost in this fact.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am your God.

The person, or God himself would have to use their power to see a great distance to answer your question.

Are you retarded? God is everywhere. Distance is nothing to Almighty God! Why do you doubt His divine omnipresence?

I believe it is you who will be the ones questioned by God Himself as to why you even think you deserve entrance unto Heaven after such an act.

Where did you learn English, the Tower of Babel?

The Lord's name will not be taken in vein. You will also have faith in the Lord. You demonstrate neither and you refuse to repent your sin.

I am free of sin, Unsaved Trash. My vascular health is also superb.

Much shame can hang on you whether you accept it or not. It is God who will be your final judge.

You appear to be lost in this fact.

I look forward to being judged by God! I doubt in your heart you feel the same way. You strike me as a God-mocker masquerading as a Baptist.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Righteousbeliever]

Re: I am your God.

I have never denied God. I know better than to test him which is a mis-understanding of yours.

Your other points hold no value..

Are you retarded? God is everywhere. Distance is nothing to Almighty God! Why do you doubt His divine omnipresence?





Where did you learn English, the Tower of Babel?



I am free of sin, Unsaved Trash. My vascular health is also superb.





I look forward to being judged by God! I doubt in your heart you feel the same way. You strike me as a God-mocker masquerading as a Baptist.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth