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  • Jtoksa
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    • Mar 2011
    • 3

    #1

    I am a true believer from Finland

    I greatly admire Pastor Deacon Fred and I have been receiving inspiration and comfort from his wise sermons over many years, although I find him to be a bit too liberal.

    My favorite bible verse is Revelation 8:1

    "When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour."

    Because it proves that there are no women in heaven.
  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: I am a true believer from Finland

    Are all fins this rude? Calling Pastor Fred a liberal?

    You should remember your place son, this is "our" house.

    Show some respect (and maybe offer an apology, you people know what that is right?)
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: I am a true believer from Finland

      Originally posted by Jtoksa View Post
      I greatly admire Pastor Deacon Fred and I have been receiving inspiration and comfort from his wise sermons over many years, although I find him to be a bit too liberal.

      My favorite bible verse is Revelation 8:1

      "When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour."

      Because it proves that there are no women in heaven.
      Boy, are you implying my Mother is not in Heaven?



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445

        #4
        Re: I am a true believer from Finland

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Boy, are you implying my Mother is not in Heaven?



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
        Well, Brother, we must realize that it isn't really that certain that women go to Heaven. After all, look at the following Passage:

        Revelation 14:1-5:
        And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads.
        And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:
        And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.
        These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins.
        These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
        And in their mouth was found no guile: for they are without fault before the throne of God.

        You'd think that there would be no women among them, wouldn't you?

        Of course, we cannot be really sure about it, but I think we can say mr. Jtoksa has a point here.

        Anyway, welcome to this forum, friend. To what church do you go? How many sons has God blessed you with, and with how many daughters has He cursed you?
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: I am a true believer from Finland

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          Well, Brother, we must realize that it isn't really that certain that women go to Heaven. After all, look at the following Passage:

          Revelation 14:1-5:
          And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads.
          And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:
          And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.
          These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins.
          These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
          And in their mouth was found no guile: for they are without fault before the throne of God.

          You'd think that there would be no women among them, wouldn't you?

          Of course, we cannot be really sure about it, but I think we can say mr. Jtoksa has a point here.
          Well, if it's God's Plan to keep her out of there, so be it.



          I wasn't so sure about her anyway...I have my suspicions that she voted for Carter in '76.



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • Yea-tho-we-walk
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            • Nov 2010
            • 390

            #6
            Re: I am a true believer from Finland

            Originally posted by Jtoksa View Post
            I greatly admire Pastor Deacon Fred and I have been receiving inspiration and comfort from his wise sermons over many years, although I find him to be a bit too liberal.

            My favorite bible verse is Revelation 8:1

            "When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour."

            Because it proves that there are no women in heaven.

            Jtoksa, thou hath found Deacon Freds sixty second sermons on this site? If thou is interested, I suggest you purchase Deacon Freds CD with eighteen more inspiring sermons for you spiritual needs. I have all fifty four of his sermons on disc to brighten my day when driving or to lend to friends for their inspiration!

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #7
              Re: I am a true believer from Finland

              Welcome Jokesta, that is a weird name.

              I sort of pity you people (not really) in that you spend your living existence on Earth, freezing, living in iglues, rubbing noses and eating blubber then when you die, you burn for all of eternity in Hell. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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