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  • eliasfromfinland
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    • Mar 2011
    • 3
    #1

    walkin´curse of Helsinki, Finland

    That is me.

    Westborough baptist church ain´t seen nothing yet.

    It only takes one man to curse a nation in to the depths of hell...

    favorite bible verses:

    ps. 23:5: Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; thou anointest my head with oil;my cup runneth over.

    mark 1:2: ...Behold , I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.


    ...see the connection?

    If You do, then perhaps I can trust You people.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22882
      #2
      Re: walkin´curse of Helsinki, Finland

      They're both bible verses... ?

      Tell me, you will know, "In Finland, does the cold affect people's brains?"
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        • eliasfromfinland
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          • Mar 2011
          • 3
          #3
          Re: walkin´curse of Helsinki, Finland

          cold? what cold? and waht brain? we don´t have no brains, because we believe that we evolved from the bigfoot apemen of the northern europe.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: walkin´curse of Helsinki, Finland

              Originally posted by eliasfromfinland View Post
              That is me.

              Westborough baptist church ain´t seen nothing yet.

              It only takes one man to curse a nation in to the depths of hell...

              favorite bible verses:

              ps. 23:5: Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; thou anointest my head with oil;my cup runneth over.

              mark 1:2: ...Behold , I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.


              ...see the connection?

              If You do, then perhaps I can trust You people.
              Is that what passes for an introduction in Godless Finland?

              Tell us about yourself or take a long hike up a short fjord, Nanook!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: walkin´curse of Helsinki, Finland

                  Originally posted by eliasfromfinland View Post
                  cold? what cold? and waht brain? we don´t have no brains, because we believe that we evolved from the bigfoot apemen of the northern europe.
                  Well, at least you're honest.

                  It's a start.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724
                      #6
                      Re: walkin´curse of Helsinki, Finland

                      Hell+sin+ki=? Ki does not add up. Hmm, clearly there is something to it still.

                      Oh yes, city's original name was in official language of Finland, Swedish.

                      Hell+sin+force= City that forces people to sin!
                      Now it makes sense, a modern day sodom and gomorrah in one, now tried to discuise in some Eskimo gibberish.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: walkin´curse of Helsinki, Finland

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                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Priest
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                              • Mar 2011
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                              #8
                              Re: walkin´curse of Helsinki, Finland

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              Hell+sin+force= City that forces people to sin!
                              Now it makes sense, a modern day sodom and gomorrah in one, now tried to discuise in some Eskimo gibberish.
                              God bless you, Alphonse!

                              We who live nearby never go there. Satan has taken Hell-sing by force and you can see it.

                              By the way, I forgot to tell how I found Jesus some years ago in the smallest room in Barcelona. He was decent.

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