Heaveno!

[James Ussher]

Greetings, fellow Christian soldiers! My nom de God is James Ussher, after history's greatest scientist who calculated that the Lord created the Earth on Sunday, 23 October 4004 BC at six o'clock in the afternoon.

My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 14:1: "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." I find that out of all the bible verses, this is by far the most useful. Whenever any God-denier tries to sass the Almighty, I respond by asking them why they hate the little baby Jesus? Or when some of my colored friends are getting uppity about some communist named "Martin Luther King, Jr." I tell them that no God of mine would sanction peaceful protest! (Martin Luther King is actually Baal, the King of Hell. (See what I did there?) No God-hater has a response to this evidence!!)

I have previously attended a small, independent Baptist family church in Topeka, KS that had a bent for picketing. I eventually left because I found their theology -- especially their position on sodomites -- too liberal! I have sense founded my own church, Our Church of TRUE CHRISTIANS-NO PHONIES in Israel, West Virginia.

I came to Jesus at the age of 18. During my youth, I blatantly rebelled against Jesus, listening to "Christian" rock and -- worst of all -- using the New International PerVersion over God's true word, the KJV1611. Eventually, I found the Light and quickly repudiated that satanic congregation! Praise be!

My personal hero (aside from the dreamy Dr. Ussher) is probably Martin Luther. No other German theologian I know of has ever emphasized the deviousness of the greedy, greedy Joos (I'll get you!) or the immediate threat of demons, not to mention his brave and valiant crusade against the atheistic Roman Catholic Church!

In closing, I am proud to exist among a great community of fellow God-lovers! Praise God, from whom all blessings flow!

Amen!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Heaveno!

Praise the LORD and welcome! God has certainly led you here as a gift to us.

What church do you take your family to?

[James Ussher]

Re: Heaveno!

Praise the LORD and welcome! God has certainly led you here as a gift to us.

What church do you take your family to?

They attend Our Church of TRUE CHRISTIANS-NO PHONIES alongside me. Along with me and my wife, I have six sons and (unfortunately) one daughter. I make careful attention the womenfolk don't speak at church, lest they inflame the wrath of the Almighty.

[John Creeser]

Re: Heaveno!

They attend Our Church of TRUE CHRISTIANS-NO PHONIES alongside me. Along with me and my wife, I have six sons and (unfortunately) one daughter. I make careful attention the womenfolk don't speak at church, lest they inflame the wrath of the Almighty.

Alas some of us have to "take one for the team" so to speak. Without women we'd have no one to birth soldiers for Christ or cook/clean. Don't feel too bad.

Welcome to our friendly forum friend

[Adam the Austrian]

Re: Heaveno!

Alas some of us have to "take one for the team" so to speak. Without women we'd have no one to birth soldiers for Christ or cook/clean. Don't feel too bad.

I feel upset you feel that women are below us, when in fact they are our equals. sure to their purposes are as we, but didnt it start with Adam And Eve; before expulsion. I dislike the fact men believe there is a birth right higher, than the ladies who are indeed in teh same boat, who can call upon Christ's Authority Just as much as we males.

I know we wouldnt be were we are if it wasnt for the lady, but it doesnt make us anymore upstanding to boast that , unfortunately. or I have so many sons and a girl that ruined the apple cart. Forgiveness is the key to salvation. kind sir of 6sons 1 daughter for its her that is a gift, that shows there is more to life then just egotism. show her temperance. She is greatly offended, like a burden against you. She may know what your saying but does she understand, if it was not for Her, we'd not be here. today in the Present.

i hate sin. its ruined so much that prospers. May you call on Christ and be in his lot at the end days. take care and keep well brother.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Heaveno!

I feel upset you feel that women are below us, when in fact they are our equals.

Scripture or it ain't so, friend.

My Bible tells me something very different.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[Adam the Austrian]

Re: Heaveno!

I SAID : Ifeel upset you feel that women are below us, when in fact they are our equals.

You say :Scripture or it ain't so, friend.

My Bible tells me something very different.

Quote:
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

I SAY: Christ is exactly just a man is He.
I SAY: What of a woman who lives single* so to speak, without, husband that has her own life, responsibilities. And once she is married, its obvious that man rules the house. Being the breadwinner and all. Which Would confirm 1Corinthians 14:34-36

I SAY: when it said let Your woman, Im taking it was talking about being married. before your married, they are our equals never the less. Male and female go hand in hand, and by the way is not man to be under obedience ! why place her under the eye when it is yourself also that falls under the same rule of Law.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Heaveno!

they are our equals never the less.

Scripture or it ain't so.

You knuckle dragging abos might think your squaws are your equal, but in proper Christian society, we KNOW that women are to be subjugated by men. We follow God's Holy Word, not some maggot-crunching abo buck who was sent into our forum by satan.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Heaveno!

I SAY: Christ is exactly just a man is He.
I SAY: What of a woman who lives single* so to speak, without, husband that has her own life, responsibilities. And once she is married, its obvious that man rules the house. Being the breadwinner and all. Which Would confirm 1Corinthians 14:34-36

What sort of foolishness is this? Are you kidding me? You must be, because that isn't what 1 Corinthians 14:34-36 says at all.

You must be reading the Andrea Dworkin Angry Clitoris Translation or the ADACT.

[Adam the Austrian]

Re: Heaveno!

You knuckle dragging abos might think your squaws are your equal, but in proper Christian society, we KNOW that women are to be subjugated by men. We follow God's Holy Word, not some maggot-crunching abo buck who was sent into our forum by satan.

Ephesians 4:31 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice

you are so far from truth speaking like an out of control child with that tongue, you again rail accusation against me. I may live in Australia, I didnt say I was aboriginal however!!! get your facts right before you make THEM kid.

and in the above post I had a typo.
Christ, isnt just a man but the Son of the Creator Almighty.
Sorry for the confusion where, "isnt" was absent and made head confusion even for myself.

you have some jealousy to even so edit my profile. good for you worker of iniquity. by the way that does mean, immoral thought, which you had, and action which you did. change my signature why dont you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Heaveno!

Ephesians 4:31 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice

And your claim is that that verse tells us that God wants us to treat women as equals to men?

You lost me, pal.

Or are trying to say that God is speaking evil.

[Adam the Austrian]

Re: Heaveno!

And your claim is that that verse tells us that God wants us to treat women as equals to men?

You lost me, pal.

Or are trying to say that God is speaking evil.

why would it be evil to treat them with love?
you dont understand I see.
All I was saying, was we were Both created no higher than each other but in the image of the creator. Genesis 1:27

We walked together, we ate together, we both understand each other, do you claim to be Higher than your counterpart? you are vain arnt you, admit it, your photo says it all, mr iniquity

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Heaveno!

why would it be evil to treat them with love?
you dont understand I see.
All I was saying, was we were Both created no higher than each other but in the image of the creator. Genesis 1:27

We walked together, we ate together, we both understand each other, do you claim to be Higher than your counterpart? you are vain arnt you, admit it, your photo says it all, mr iniquity

Why do you persist in attempting to start debates in this man's introduction thread?

As I have pointed out more than once, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Adam the Austrian]

Re: Heaveno!

oh TRYING TO DELETE THE TRUTH AGAIN ARE WE.... YOUR A JOKE, A KID WITH A BOOK YOU UNDERSTAND nOT. YOU HAVE YOURSELF IN A KNOT. READ WHAT I AM SAYING TO THE LETTER PASTOR.

Why do you persist in attempting to start debates in this man's introduction thread?

As I have pointed out more than once, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

THIS IS NOT A DEBATE, THIS IS A STATEMENT.
why do you avoid the conversation. I didnt repeat myself. as I said we are equals , stated in Genesis 1:27. why do you change subject so hastely and then cast a shadow upon me when you are the one fighting a war You cannot win against the spirit. foolish worker of iniquity. did you know not that the spirit of Yahweh is divine, that you are neither above woman, as much as she is not above you. she is your other half, not a dog you pathetic excuse for what you say you are, a Human Being, which is she not? you lie to yourself and serve me infractions. All I was saying to this Man's post was, think your daughter a blessing. and yet you say, goodwill that she is looked down upon. Your so far from what is righteous you have a stale approach to the truth. Pastor Ezekiel. You can hide, but havent you read my last post in introductions, the world is nearly finished, so is sin which manifests through you. what wolves there are in sheep clothing

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Heaveno!

***tantrum deleted***

You need to get your emotions under control...your histrionics remind me of a woman right before she gets booted to the menstrual hut.



If you don't want to follow the Bible in its entirety, if you want to go down the buffet line and pick and chose what divine entrees suit you and discard the ones you find unpleasant, GO AHEAD.

But I advise you to read and try to understand this:

(2 Peter 3:15-16) "And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you; As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction."

The irony here is that the "unlearned and unstable" (that's you) will have the most difficult time trying to understand this very thing.

You're basically caught in a trap, but you should rejoice in it as it is God's Will.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth