[Biff Fib]

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I shall take your advice, dad (mom? saippuakivikauppias?) and cherish it.
Thank you kindly.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Oh dear.

Do you seriously think that something I referred as dumbassery hurts my feelings?

Missy, you are still under the delusion that you are a unique snow flake. We see daily so many of your kind here, that I did not even remember that I had answered to you in that thread.

What my parents has to do with anything? If I had done what they told me to do, I would be heathen like you, instead of True Christian™.

As Brother Zechariah said, I don't waste my time on lost causes. I'll just quote Brother True Disciple on reasons why.

It is possible that He just doesn't want you to be converted:

Isaiah 6:9-10:
And he said, Go, and tell this people, Hear ye indeed, but understand not; and see ye indeed, but perceive not.
Make the heart of this people fat, and make their ears heavy, and shut their eyes; lest they see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and convert, and be healed.

You see, God doesn't want everybody to be Saved™:

Jude 1:4:
For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

[Biff Fib]

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Oh dear.

What my parents has to do with anything? If I had done what they told me to do, I would be heathen like you, instead of True Christian™.

Oh my.
I thought you knew that you are supposed to obey your parents.
Even heathens know that and God commands you to do so:


Ephesians 6:1 Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

Romans 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,


Friend, you should know that there is a chance that Jesus comes from heaven, shoots you down and you will get at least second degree burns.


I shall pray that it will not happen, but if it does you must have earned it.
See, dispite your additude I'm willing to help you, because Jesus and I are pals.

My advise to you is: stay out of sun.

Do go to God.

[Alphonse Alban]

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I thought you knew that you are supposed to obey your parents.
Even heathens know that and God commands you to do so:


Ephesians 6:1 Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

Romans 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

Yes, I saw you lurking the forum all day, and this is the best you could come up with.

Pathetic.

It is totally irrelevant what heathens say, including parents and you.

[True Disciple]

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Oh my.
I thought you knew that you are supposed to obey your parents.
Even heathens know that and God commands you to do so:


Ephesians 6:1 Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

Romans 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

The Bible also says:

Luke 14:26:
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Additionally, consider what Jesus, Our Great Example, said about His mother and brothers:

Matthew 12:46-50:
While he yet talked to the people, behold, his mother and his brethren stood without, desiring to speak with him.
Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

So, we should read your Scripture Quotes in the light of Matthew 12:46-50: Our parents are not our biological parents, but the people who do the Will of God!

Friend, you should know that there is a chance that Jesus comes from heaven, shoots you down and you will get at least second degree burns.

Definitely not. Such a thing only happens to heathens like you.

I shall pray that it will not happen, but if it does you must have earned it.
See, dispite your additude I'm willing to help you, because Jesus and I are pals.

I don't believe a word of it. You have so far done nothing else than preaching false doctrines.

My advise to you is: stay out of sun.

Why?

Do go to God.

We will.

[Biff Fib]

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Yes, I saw you lurking the forum all day, and this is the best you could come up with.

Pathetic.

It is totally irrelevant what heathens say, including parents and you.

It is not me saying it. It is God.

[Biff Fib]

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The Bible also says:

Luke 14:26:
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Additionally, consider what Jesus, Our Great Example, said about His mother and brothers:

Matthew 12:46-50:
While he yet talked to the people, behold, his mother and his brethren stood without, desiring to speak with him.
Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

So, we should read your Scripture Quotes in the light of Matthew 12:46-50: Our parents are not our biological parents, but the people who do the Will of God!

Thank you for pointing this out. So,
I can obey and hate my parents at the same time!?
I did not know it was possible.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Thank you for pointing this out. So,
I can obey and hate my parents at the same time!?
I did not know it was possible.

The Bible covers everything, and with God all things are possible.

(Matthew 19:26) "But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible."




YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Alphonse Alban]

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I can obey and hate my parents at the same time!?

How does hating and obeing exlude each others?

There are lot of people doing stuff they don't like, but they still do it.

[Biff Fib]

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How does hating and obeing exlude each others?

They don't, I'm just not that familiar with Bible, so I simply did not know it.
I guess I had false first expression of it.

There are lot of people doing stuff they don't like, but they still do it.

That's why there is a four letter word for it.


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