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  • Richard Hammond
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2011
    • 8

    #16
    Re: Oh my...

    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    Why do you trolls always use that defense when cornered?

    The Bible tells us to rebuke people strongly and in public.

    2 Timothy 4:1-4 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
    For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
    And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

    and

    1 Timothy 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

    Now, go and sin no more.
    Sir, I am not a troll.
    I'm just stating my opinion on how I think it's unfair you give infractions out because someone has an opinion or believe something is right that you don't.

    Whats so bad about someone else having their opinion?
    If I really was a troll I would spam your Gmail inbox with about 20,000 messages.
    But I won't because I'm not like that.
    I just think it's pathetic how you mock someone for their opinions.

    And as for my infraction, why do you keep deleting the picture of it?
    Is it because you can't face the truth ?

    This site could easily get hacked by 4Chan/Anonymous.
    I'm surprised it hasn't yet...


    Also, thank you for slowing my reply time down...



    But like I have stated, I don't have a problem in you guys believing in God, but surely God wants you to listen to other peoples Opinions and actually respect them.

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    • Brother_J0sh
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2011
      • 1

      #17
      Re: Oh my...

      What he said.^

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #18
        Re: Oh my...

        It gives you time to work on your photoshoppy skills.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22926

          #19
          Re: Oh my...

          Originally posted by Richard Hammond View Post
          Also, thank you for slowing my reply time down...


          You can have too much of a good thing you know. For you, less is more.
          surely God wants you to listen to other peoples Opinions and actually respect them.
          Ezekiel 38:21-23 And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp.

          So basically, God does not want to hear from a cretin.

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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #20
            Re: Oh my...

            Originally posted by Richard Hammond View Post
            Well today i went from suicidal to laughing my ass off.

            This forum is 40 times more fun to read then 4chan with somehow 5 times more racism and woman hate (and i didnt think a forum could hate more then 4chan)

            So thank you all for each and one of your funny as hell posts keep the hate up ill be reading
            This is a very curious statement. The only thing we hate here is sin and the Devil.

            And the only things I've ever seen on this Web site that made me laugh were the sad attempts that atheists and dopers have made to lead us astray or upset us.
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            • Richard Hammond
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 8

              #21
              Re: Oh my...

              May I ask, is this site actually serious?
              Because it seems you staff just troll on us Members.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22380

                #22
                Re: Oh my...

                Originally posted by Richard Hammond View Post
                May I ask, is this site actually serious?
                Because it seems you staff just troll on us Members.
                You talk about serious with that avatar?

                Do you really think I would spend 10.000+ posts on anything but being dead serious!?

                It's time to wake up and smell the Holy Bible. It's calling out to you.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Rev. Viktor
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 3

                  #23
                  Re: Oh my...

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  You talk about serious with that avatar?

                  Do you really think I would spend 10.000+ posts on anything but being dead serious!?

                  It's time to wake up and smell the Holy Bible. It's calling out to you.
                  Thank you for telling him this Cranky Old Man, it seems you can knock the sense into anybody!

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #24
                    Re: Oh my...

                    Originally posted by Richard Hammond View Post
                    If I really was a troll I would spam your Gmail inbox with about 20,000 messages...

                    This site could easily get hacked by 4Chan/Anonymous.
                    I'm surprised it hasn't yet...

                    You've mentioned 4chan enough times that it's pretty obvious you're one of them, and that these are thinly veiled threats. Go ahead and try to hack us, you vile, pedophilic troll! God's encryption will "pwn" Anonymous any day of the week!
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                    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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