[MitzaLizalor]

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I was alarmed to read in 2 posts from BelieverInGod
.. (if you can get hold of) the OLD Grimm's Fairy Tales .

do you mean that they've re-written Grimm's fairy tales? Now that really is moron!

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I always liked "Little One Eye Two Eyes and Three Eyes" - I dread to think what they've done to that!

[Faith_Machine]

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do you mean that they've re-written Grimm's fairy tales? Now that really is moron!

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I always liked "Little One Eye Two Eyes and Three Eyes" - I dread to think what they've done to that!

Can you imagine them not rewriting Grimm's fairy tales? I believe the Three Billygoats were changed to the Three Differently-Abled Womyn of Color.

[Jo Freddie]

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Sister Big, Do you really think this is fair, taking old stories from BOOKS [books can be a repository for information, is very portable and has no need for any batteries to be charged. It has pages in it that you actually have to touch] that most troll types have no knowledge of. Sister do you think that a level playing field?

They can get the stories on their Kindle, iPod, read them online or even on their phone these days.

But I do agree with your sentiment

As far as the user-interface of printed books are concerned there is a very minimal, and understandable, set of features:

• it boots instantly
• has a high contrast and high resolution display
• is viewable from any angle, in bright or dim light
• permits fast random access to any page
• provides instant visual and tactile feedback on the location
• can be easily annotated
• requires no batteries or maintenance.

[James Hutchins]

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Did you find this under a bridge somewhere? I didn't realize trolls were this organized.

Perhaps instead of personal protection dogs, I should start breeding troll protection animals.

Those are some mighty fine looking animals you have there. Are they yours or are they just visiting?

[BelieverInGod]

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They can get the stories on their Kindle, iPod, read them online or even on their phone these days.

But I do agree with your sentiment

As far as the user-interface of printed books are concerned there is a very minimal, and understandable, set of features:

• it boots instantly
• has a high contrast and high resolution display
• is viewable from any angle, in bright or dim light
• permits fast random access to any page
• provides instant visual and tactile feedback on the location
• can be easily annotated
• requires no batteries or maintenance.

Wow, we're wearing him out, he actually agreed with something

Those are some mighty fine looking animals you have there. Are they yours or are they just visiting?

They're troll attack goats (remember the story of 3 Billy goats gruff?). Unfortunately I have not figured out how to get them into the Internet.

[MitzaLizalor]

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They're troll attack goats (remember the story of 3 Billy goats gruff?). Unfortunately I have not figured out how to get them into the Internet.

There are a couple of techniques that work well in lunatic asylums.

[Faith_Machine]

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If your goats were online, some sicko Presbyterian would probably try to have cyber sex with them.

[Kyle.K.Kenworth]

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faith machine, you left out one important strategy those "trolls" (read; demon worshiping hippy pot smoking devilish coke snorting homo aids positive people) resort to. though it may sound similar to playing dumb, it is only used by those that have no understanding of anything at all. it goes as follows, "HERP DERP IM A HOERS LOL NOOB PWNZ0R"

[Faith_Machine]

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I don't know what that means.

Are you trolling me?

[Bible Student]

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I was thinking back to that old fairy tale about the Billy Goats Gruff. I keep a couple of goats because the milk is good for the dogs. I actually find if you can get hold of the OLD Grimm's Fairy Tales (not the liebral rewrites) there are a lot of good cautionary tales in them.

And according to the old tales, goats have a taste for troll-meat.

Just in case a few trolls forgot the originals, I have graciously provided a link:

http://www.zeno.org/Literatur/M/Grimm,+Jacob+und+Wilhelm/M%C3%A4rchen/Kinder-+und+Hausm%C3%A4rchen+%281812-15%29

NOTE: These are not the wish-washy watered down tales.

[Faith_Machine]

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Thanks, Bible Student! The original Grimm stories are probably just as shocking to the false Christians as the 1611 KJV!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Thanks, Bible Student! The original Grimm stories are probably just as shocking to the false Christians as the 1611 KJV!

But they'll not be the true Grimm stories yadda yadda and anyway the inner Grimm story I just made up is a better Grimm story....

[Faith_Machine]

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But they'll not be the true Grimm stories yadda yadda and anyway the inner Grimm story I just made up is a better Grimm story....

Yikes! You sounded so much like an actual New Ager just then that I got scared for a second and thought you might have been possessed!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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faith machine, you left out one important strategy those "trolls" (read; demon worshiping hippy pot smoking devilish coke snorting homo aids positive people) resort to. though it may sound similar to playing dumb, it is only used by those that have no understanding of anything at all. it goes as follows, "HERP DERP IM A HOERS LOL NOOB PWNZ0R"

Brother Faith,

I believe I've translated the above statements using the Holy Conservative to Liberal Homosexual DC Speak Dictionary... It says:

I am a liberal homosexual anti-American troll, and I have come to try and confuse you with mindless rhetoric. Because I don't believe in God, I don't make any sense to anyone of the Godly persuasion. So to try and make others think I'm smart, I'll just make up some random crap.

[Faith_Machine]

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You'd think that with all the years I spent as an unsaved piece of trash, I'd be able to at least understand the things they say. Sadly, I can not.