Hello

[tiempo]

Tell us what church you go to - I'm a Baptist in Spain with no church for miles.

What your favorite Bible verse is - Psalm 131.

How you came to find Jesus - He found me.

I believe God has led me to this forum to give me the intellectual rigor and philosophical precision usually provided by a True Christian™ church.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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How you came to find Jesus - He found me.

What abomination were you doing when He found you?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Tiempo, welcome! We love hearing from you people in backwards third world countries to keep us abreast of Biblical events. Have you heard about any wars or rumors of wars? How about any earthquakes in your diverse places? Also, when was the last time that locusts devastated your crops?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Tell us what church you go to - I'm a Baptist in Spain with no church for miles.

Can you tell us the town you live in, or the nearest town? Sometimes the best independent Baptist churches are tucked away in the unlikeliest of places...we'll help you find one!

What your favorite Bible verse is - Psalm 131.

That is also a favorite chapter of mine. It makes me happy that I am humble, and of course that I was weaned.

How you came to find Jesus - He found me.

You were never out of his sight, friend!

(Proverbs 15:3) "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."

I believe God has led me to this forum to give me the intellectual rigor and philosophical precision usually provided by a True Christian™ church.

Well, you can listen to us all day long, but in the end the 1611 KJV Bible is the final authority. Maybe He led you here just so you can see that there are other people on the path with you!

(Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Young lady!
How many sons have you provided for God so far?
Does your husband prefer the filling or the crust of your pie?
Where did you get a Bible if there are no Churches where you are?

[tiempo]

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What abomination were you doing when He found you?

Bathing in red wine smoking a cigar and being fed grapes by a wench – you know, the usual.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Bathing in red wine smoking a cigar and being fed grapes by a wench – you know, the usual.

How can you possibly hope to get clean if you are bathing in wine? That's practically an exercise in futility.



(Or are you some Polish-French mongrel?)

Z.

[tiempo]

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Tiempo, welcome! We love hearing from you people in backwards third world countries to keep us abreast of Biblical events. Have you heard about any wars or rumors of wars? How about any earthquakes in your diverse places? Also, when was the last time that locusts devastated your crops?

Thanks for the welcome!

We’ve got some planes in the Libyan gig, just some of those old F-18s we got from that place north of Mexico before you get to Canada, oh it's on the tip of my tongue, that country where they keep arguing about whether their president was born yet.

Locusts devastate our crops every alternate Tuesday to keep us on the straight and narrow. Isn’t that standard everywhere?

[Nobar King]

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No churches in Spain? I though you could throw a rosary over there and never miss one.

[tiempo]

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Welcome Young lady!
How many sons have you provided for God so far?
Does your husband prefer the filling or the crust of your pie?
Where did you get a Bible if there are no Churches where you are?

Your photo is very fetching but I must admit to being a male who's not that way inclined - don't get me wrong, I don't hold anything against gays though, that's how both they and I prefer it.

The Bible traveled with us to Spain. Next year we hope to get something called the internet that the Red Cross is introducing here, and then I can buy a new one from amazon, glory be to God.

[tiempo]

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Can you tell us the town you live in, or the nearest town? Sometimes the best independent Baptist churches are tucked away in the unlikeliest of places...we'll help you find one!

Back of beyond half-way up a mountain in the Región de Murcia. Any suggestions welcome - composing sermons just for my wife is hard work.

That is also a favorite chapter of mine. It makes me happy that I am humble, and of course that I was weaned.

Yes, never thought of it that way, being weaned is neat.

See I'm learning already.

Well, you can listen to us all day long, but in the end the 1611 KJV Bible is the final authority. Maybe He led you here just so you can see that there are other people on the path with you!

I was afraid that would come up. The KJV verily makes my head swim. Must admit to owning a NIV.

[tiempo]

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No churches in Spain? I though you could throw a rosary over there and never miss one.

You're right about the buildings but now only around 14% of Catholics attend church regularly here. Many associate the RCC with the hated past of Franco and in any case have a hankering for condoms.

The average age of priests is 68 - in a country where everyone is oriented around family it's not hard to see why men prefer any other career.

[James Hutchins]

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Your photo is very fetching but I must admit to being a male who's not that way inclined - don't get me wrong, I don't hold anything against gays though, that's how both they and I prefer it.

The Bible traveled with us to Spain. Next year we hope to get something called the internet that the Red Cross is introducing here, and then I can buy a new one from amazon, glory be to God.

I should hope you do not hold anything against Homers! That would be disgusting and an abomination in the eyes of Our Lord! But Why do you prefer it? What about being Gay excited you? It makes normal men like me vomit

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Tiempo, when you are not waiving a red cape in a large arena to aggravated a bull, what else do you people do over there? It seems like it would be hard to get any shopping done with bulls constantly running loose in every city and every street. I know a couple who were planning on a trip over there to get one of those leather things you people drink wine out of, but the wife is terrified of bulls since an animal husbandry incident several years back left her in a near comatose condition.

[tiempo]

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I should hope you do not hold anything against Homers! That would be disgusting and an abomination in the eyes of Our Lord! But Why do you prefer it? What about being Gay excited you? It makes normal men like me vomit

You should visit Spain then, gay marriage is legal here. Theirs is always the best team at Carnival, dressed as show girls dancing to a Diana Ross or Beyonce track.

Well, except for the straight guys pretending to be gays dressed as show girls of course, but that goes without saying.

PS: Can't find a way to reply to your PM - thanks for the award, that was very kind. We’re on a dirt track nine kilometers from the nearest web station and connect via a microwave link.