I'm Karan

[Karan-]

"Howdy."

I'll keep this quick and concise:

- My name is Karan,
- I'm 16
- I have an IQ >= 2(81)
- I am an atheist.

You're wondering why I joined this place if I'm atheist? Well then, it's because I've "lost faith" and maybe YOU can help me clear up some questions about Christianity. Hmmm how does that sound?

Q. Why did Jesus die for MY sins? If he really was the son of god, god wouldn't have given life to a "scum" like me who doesn't follow or even believe his existance.

I'll leave you guys with that while I look around a little more.

And oh, I'm sure the bible stipulates (and god would want) for you guys to convince me why Christianity is the true religion. So hop to it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm Karan

Normally I'd be happy to help someone like you but 'hop to it'? Just because you have a extremely low IQ does not forgive manners.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: I'm Karan

Dear Friend,

"Howdy."

Oh goody, someone pretentious enough to put common sayings in quotation marks.

I'll keep this quick and concise:

Promises, promises.

- My name is Karan,
- I'm 16

What a surprise...

- I have an IQ >= 2(81)

Hey, me too! Let's be BFFs! We can be the "Supergenius Pals!" With a clubhouse and a secret knock and everything.

- I am an atheist.

Good, more room in Heaven for me. I like to stretch out.

You're wondering why I joined this place if I'm atheist? Well then, it's because I've "lost faith" and maybe YOU can help me clear up some questions about Christianity. Hmmm how does that sound?

Go read the Bible. There, I did my part. Hmmmmmm how does that sound?

Yours in His Disregard for You,
BAB

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm Karan

Hey Karan, I think you forgot to post a link to your MySpace page.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I'm Karan

Proverb:3:19: The LORD by wisdom hath founded the earth; by understanding hath he established the heavens.

When your mother told you that you were "very clever", it was probably in the hopes that you would use your God Given Gift to learn about Jesus and His Special Offer.

Jesus was there when she said that and heard it! Yes, He was! It was He Who directed your fingers to tap on the keyboard and arrive at Landover and have your questions answered.

We know that because you asked, "Q. Why did Jesus die for MY sins? If he really was the son of god, god wouldn't have given life to a "scum" like me who doesn't follow or even believe his existance." and you were so anxious to know that you spelled "existence" wrongly!

Let me tell you, Jesus died for the sins of those who believe in Him. If you don't believe in Him, then nothing will get you to heaven.

And here you are yearning to accept Him.

You know, God is Wonderful, isn't He?

[Karan-]

Re: I'm Karan

Thanks guys, it's obvious you dodged my question because you simply couldn't find a valid answer.

And because of that you tried to "insult" me because of my age. Ha. What a sad life.

When your mother told you that you were "very clever", it was probably in the hopes that you would use your God Given Gift to learn about Jesus and His Special Offer.

Let me tell you, Jesus died for the sins of those who believe in Him. If you don't believe in Him, then nothing will get you to heaven.

And here you are yearning to accept Him.

You know, God is Wonderful, isn't He?

"When your mother told you that you were "very clever", it was probably in the hopes that you would use your God Given Gift to learn about Jesus and His Special Offer."

How amusing. Was this the special offer you've been talking about? "Accept Jesus and get a free PS2"?

I don't yearn to accept god, I yearn to find valid reason to accept him.

Regardless, I would never follow the same fagget god as you uneducated, blind people.

Oh and I'll see ya'll in heaven. Wait... oh that's right, there no prove that heaven even exists. Enjoy your life preaching random shit.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: I'm Karan

Oh and I'll see ya'll in heaven. Wait... oh that's right, there no prove that heaven even exists. Enjoy your life preaching random shit.

So young and so bitter. You should accept Jesus as your saviour. Trust me, life is much better when you are happy.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm Karan

So young and so bitter. You should accept Jesus as your saviour. Trust me, life is much better when you are happy.

Probably because she is a lesbian. You know how THEY are.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I'm Karan

Probably because she is a lesbian. You know how THEY are.

Lesbian atheists...the double whammy of unhappiness.

[Dawkings]

Re: I'm Karan

Lesbian atheists...the double whammy of unhappiness.

As they say, ignorance is bliss. Hence why Karan might've been unhappy.

[wait_what]

Re: I'm Karan

"Howdy."

I'll keep this quick and concise:

- My name is Karan,
- I'm 16
- I have an IQ >= 2(81)
- I am an atheist.

IQ greater than or equal to 81? Are you sure that isn't because you guessed on a couple? That is 2 points above the cutoff for retards. This could explain a lot about you. Average being 100, you are willing to admit and advertise that you are closer to retard than average by a factor of 10?! That explains it all.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I'm Karan

Thanks guys, it's obvious you dodged my question because you simply couldn't find a valid answer.

Brother Bathfire gave you an answer, and you even quoted it. It was in bold. You were too busy being a snotty atheistard to notice.

You who are too blind to see will never understand.

How amusing. Was this the special offer you've been talking about? "Accept Jesus and get a free PS2"?

Of course not. The PS3 is out now. If you want one, you will have to accept Jesus.

I don't yearn to accept god, I yearn to find valid reason to accept him.

Same thing. And proof you're not an atheist.

Regardless, I would never follow the same fagget god as you uneducated, blind people.

We're uneducated, says the twit who can't spell "faggot"?

Oh and I'll see ya'll in heaven. Wait... oh that's right, there no prove that heaven even exists. Enjoy your life preaching random shit.

"no prove"? Do you mean "no proof", halfwit?

We don't preach "random sh*t", we preach the Word of God.

Enjoy your pathetic life barging in uninvited and unwelcome to insult strangers. I'm sure that will get you far.

Why not waddle down to your Mommy's church and tell the congregation how stupid they all are for not hating God like you do? Could it be because you're a pathetic little coward who only has the courage to speak up while hiding behind your computer in Mommy's basement?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I'm Karan

People who can't spell FAGGOT

fagget

probably can't spell Koran

Karan

either