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  • Nice to be here

    Hello fellow Brothers,

    I'm Willy Spike Jr, but you guys can just call me Spike. I joined here to become a better Christian than I already am. I look forward to getting to know all of you and I hope you guys can help me to continue to bring Jesus into my life.

    I've never posted on a forum before, so I'm a bit nervous...

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    Re: Nice to be here

    Hi Spike,

    Blessings and salutations to you my brother.

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      Re: Nice to be here

      Originally posted by gary_lineker_84-85 View Post
      Hi Spike,

      Blessings and salutations to you my brother.
      Why thank you Gary. May those blessings go to you as well.

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        Originally posted by Willy Spike Jr View Post
        Hello fellow Brothers,

        I'm Willy Spike Jr, but you guys can just call me Spike. I joined here to become a better Christian than I already am. I look forward to getting to know all of you and I hope you guys can help me to continue to bring Jesus into my life.

        I've never posted on a forum before, so I'm a bit nervous...
        What a cool surname brother Spike..

        I once had a Dog named Spike.. Devilish creature, if I say so myself.. Had to put him down on a cold night with my blade..

        Anyways: Welcome to the Forum..
        You will find the best of God's creations in this very place, if only you open your eyes..

        YIC
        “He who blesses his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it will be counted a curse to him.” – Proverbs 27:14

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          Re: Nice to be here

          Hello, Wily. Could you give us a reading of your favorite passages from the King James Bible?

          How many sons has your wife borne you? What church do you take your family to?
          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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            Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
            Hello, Wily. Could you give us a reading of your favorite passages from the King James Bible?

            How many sons has your wife borne you? What church do you take your family to?

            Welcome, and remember...

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              Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
              Hello, Wily. Could you give us a reading of your favorite passages from the King James Bible?

              How many sons has your wife borne you? What church do you take your family to?
              This is one of my favorite passages, as it is similar to what finally convinced me God is watching over all of us:

              Immediately he spoke to them and said, "Take courage! It is I. Don't be afraid." Then he climbed into the boat with them, and the wind died down. They were completely amazed,
              Mark 6:51

              My wife has given me 3 wonderful children: Billy, Scott, and Kevin. And as for the church, I attend, I am in the middle of changing churches because one of the Fathers was caught fornicating with a little boy.

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                Originally posted by Willy Spike Jr View Post
                I am in the middle of changing churches because one of the Fathers was caught fornicating with a little boy.
                You're not Catholic, are you?
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  You're not Catholic, are you?
                  Never! The Pastor was an ex-Catholic though, so that's why I'm changing churches. I have to do a lot of research because I dont want any of my beautiful children being molested.
                  Posted via Mobile Device

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                    Then why in 'tarnation are you quoting from the papist NIV? If you're some priest looking for fresh meat to groom on the interwebs, you're out of luck. Expect a knock on the door when you least expect it.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      Re: Nice to be here

                      Originally posted by Willy Spike Jr View Post
                      Never! The Pastor was an ex-Catholic though, so that's why I'm changing churches. I have to do a lot of research because I dont want any of my beautiful children being molested.
                      Posted via Mobile Device
                      Just how beautiful do you find the children?

                      I hope you understand we must ask these sorts of questions, due to your associations with the Catholic Church.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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